Old stuff:
I finally needed the 3.5" floppys I have been hanging onto for the last ten years this morning. What have you been holding onto just in case?

Alt: How old is your computer?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:44, 66 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I don't even have a computer

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:51, Reply)

I don't even have hands!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:25, Reply)

I can't find the picture at the moment
but the computer room in the science building at my college still has a sign about what a floppy disk is and how to keep it safe.

alt: one year and 4 months, it was a christmas present year before last
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:52, Reply)

Your mum.
Laptop = 1 year old
iPad = 5 weeks old.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:12, Reply)

typical OT, boasting online about a tiny penis.
fucking hell, get a grip.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:16, Reply)

Most people on B3ta spend too much time gripping their small penises as it is.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:22, Reply)

As our resident Oompa Loompa I take it everything is depressingly very much in proportion for you Battered

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:24, Reply)

I have never had any complaints, nor has anyone ever pointed and laughed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:32, Reply)

is battered a dwarf?
sorry, little person?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:33, Reply)

No. Plumdozer is.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:34, Reply)

4ft 9 1/2 inches
Everyone's always after his lucky charms
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:34, Reply)

5'9" you cheeky cunt!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:35, Reply)

LOL!!!
you fucking short-arse
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:36, Reply)

Above average. Just.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:36, Reply)

how tall are you when you're not wearing the wife's heels?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:37, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1605882
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:38, Reply)

you fucking LIAR!
I bet you're only 5ft 2 and you wear cuban heels. You also get dead angry and you like to rant and your combover flaps about as you gesticulate wildly.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:40, Reply)

Stunned is the owner of the OT comb over, but it's more of a comb forward in an attempt to disguise his cowlick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:42, Reply)

you picked that bit to come back on?
wow, short-arse with cuban heels. Battered is Kim-Jong il
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:45, Reply)

Ha ha.
* launches failed rocket *
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:52, Reply)

ronrey oh so ronrey :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:54, Reply)

aww cool! he can be a novelty butler at the next b4sh.
like in that james bond film or some shit.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:35, Reply)

bootleg cassettes even though I no longer have access to a tape player
alt: about 4/5 years old. The battery hasn't worked in about a year so it doesn't really function as a laptop anymore and it's slowed down a lot recently. That said I'll probably put up with it until the thing has properly shat itself.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:16, Reply)

I still have cassette players
its my iPoor
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:37, Reply)

I'm bored and nervous
now entertain me or tell me something about narrative theory
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:49, Reply)

*unstraps the beast*
*windmills*
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:50, Reply)

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!?!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:57, Reply)

in my imagination there is but a released badger
and you waving your arms about
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:58, Reply)

well it's not, it's my penis and I'm waving it round and round.
if you like you can imagine the tip just brushed your cheek, left a bit of a snail trail too.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:00, Reply)

I'll be in my bunk
ref: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrFaTjcNzZM
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:01, Reply)

you just linked me to firefly.
FOR SHAME.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:03, Reply)

that's because firefly is da bomb

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:08, Reply)

Firefly is the zenith of space set television

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:13, Reply)

My girlfriend had to report a flasher to the police for this
In her words "he wern't wanking or owt, he was just giving it an airing"

I love the fact this is on a police report somewhere
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:05, Reply)

haha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:09, Reply)

Its things like this that make me nostalgic for living in Hull

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:10, Reply)

I've still not started reading the bit of the book
which will make me less nervous about knowing nothing. I think my brain has buried itself in the sand
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:29, Reply)

I got a bit of a question.
There is a big name brand who everyone here has heard of who really wants me, but the job doesn't really involve a team of the right people for the right job; I'd be doing all the work on my own. There is also the fact that its branches are all franchises and a lot of them have their own websites, which I would have no control over. Their corporate site and online identity, can really be shaped and moulded however I want, but I think that they need a team. Basiclly, they need a kick-ass agency and they've been screwed over. I think however good a job I do, with whatever budgets I have, I'll never be able to expand on my skills. Plus, because of all the franchie's individual sites, that side of things could seriously hurt my reputation... like if I say "Hay, I did this company's website" and they land on one of the 50 or soo franchie's websites, and of them being really bad, they'd put that down to me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:59, Reply)

Could you not use the specific url?
And use the example of the other sites as how you understand the business world?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:00, Reply)

Yeah', I didn't really think along the lines of this until a recruiter today said that it can make or break me, with higher chances of breaking.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:06, Reply)

there is no question here
but I suspect you are talking yourself out of it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:00, Reply)

Sorry, "Should I go for it?".
Wage, which isn't a prime motivator to me, is still a good 50% more then what I was getting last week. Travel is a bit of a bitch though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:05, Reply)

I think you're right.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:05, Reply)

I concur

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:05, Reply)

ok, what's the question gonz?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:01, Reply)

See above =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:07, Reply)

take the money and start your own online brisket delivery business.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 21:37, Reply)

LEAVE GONZ ALONE BATTERED

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:10, Reply)

Alt: A couple years old, it's not even mine.
It's my mate's mum's, mine broke about a week before I had a load of assignments due in so she lent it to me. Remind me to wipe the internet history before I give it back.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:15, Reply)

So you don't browse in secure mode?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:15, Reply)

in secure mode with the curtains drawn
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:17, Reply)

close enough

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:19, Reply)

I used to hoard computery bits but I am now cured
Apart from my home PC which is 9 years old!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:25, Reply)

9!
I thought I was onto a winner with 7 years
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:27, Reply)

I have 2 RAM slots and a massive 768mb memory

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:46, Reply)

you are one lucky welshman

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:54, Reply)

No offence to you two, I'm only asking 'cus I'm querying.
You both use a computer heavily every day, wouldn't it be like a taxi driver using an 80s scoda? Surly all this time you spend waiting for things to load would mean a new computer (£250 or maybe even less) would be a good investment?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 May 2012, 21:21, Reply)

I use my work laptop at home and we also have another laptop to use

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 May 2012, 21:31, Reply)

I have a zoostorm laptop
no, I've never heard of them either
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:28, Reply)

Does it have an oak case?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:46, Reply)

sadly not

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:50, Reply)

Get on eBay

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 May 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Mrs Dupinblue
She might come in handy one day.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:32, Reply)

married an organ match eh? Clever thinking

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:33, Reply)

they're so genetically compatible because they come from Coventry
Pity about their kids Unabrow and Goofy though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 May 2012, 21:41, Reply)

hope
/emo
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 May 2012, 22:16, Reply)