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A friend of mine is working thi sevent as a steward:
http://www.erotic-awards.co.uk/ (NSFW)
You can take it as read that I'm calling him a massive sweaty pervert. Aside from the awards ceremony, which seems to be a Baftas for the Sex Industry, there is a giant party and orgy afterwards.
He says he does it because it's nice to help disabled dwarves have a good time. (though as far as I know he really is just a steward and not a participant)
Among the famous guests for the awards ceremony are northern writer and general luvvie Alan Bennett, and porn director Ben Dover.
What two weird famous people do you think should get together and go out? I reckon Prince Phillip and Sly Stallone's mum would have an interesting evening.
Alt: lunch, or whatever. I don't care.
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 12:46, 101 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
http://www.erotic-awards.co.uk/ (NSFW)
You can take it as read that I'm calling him a massive sweaty pervert. Aside from the awards ceremony, which seems to be a Baftas for the Sex Industry, there is a giant party and orgy afterwards.
He says he does it because it's nice to help disabled dwarves have a good time. (though as far as I know he really is just a steward and not a participant)
Among the famous guests for the awards ceremony are northern writer and general luvvie Alan Bennett, and porn director Ben Dover.
What two weird famous people do you think should get together and go out? I reckon Prince Phillip and Sly Stallone's mum would have an interesting evening.
Alt: lunch, or whatever. I don't care.
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 12:46, 101 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Afternoon b3thers
I'd say Louis Walsh and Ict-T. Fingers crossed he'd be shot
Alt:
Spicy chicken noodle soup with peanuts
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 12:49, Reply)
I'd say Louis Walsh and Ict-T. Fingers crossed he'd be shot
Alt:
Spicy chicken noodle soup with peanuts
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 12:49, Reply)
I always read the Lidl advert when it comes through the door on a Monday.
Next week they're advertising 'a taste of Africa' with chicken and peanut soup. It sounds horrible.
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 12:54, Reply)
Next week they're advertising 'a taste of Africa' with chicken and peanut soup. It sounds horrible.
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 12:54, Reply)
What's Peter done to deserve this?
I'm sure she's just kept alive, by powdered baby pills, and virgin blood.
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 12:57, Reply)
I'm sure she's just kept alive, by powdered baby pills, and virgin blood.
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 12:57, Reply)
I once spoke to Ben Dover on the phone, his real name is Lyndsey
alt: Gary Busey and Godzilla
alt: Mexican tomato soup; soup is shit FACT
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 12:54, Reply)
alt: Gary Busey and Godzilla
alt: Mexican tomato soup; soup is shit FACT
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 12:54, Reply)
That first question wasn't an alt, you spastic.
Unless you're having Gary Busey and Godzilla for lunch.
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:01, Reply)
Unless you're having Gary Busey and Godzilla for lunch.
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:01, Reply)
According to wikipedia (therefore it must be true)
His real name is Simon, Lyndsay was a pseudonym.
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:24, Reply)
His real name is Simon, Lyndsay was a pseudonym.
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:24, Reply)
My brother does the graphics for the Ann Summers Annual conference every year
Pros: lots of lingerie models wandering around backstage
Cons: lots of desperate menopausal women getting drunk and "handsy"
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:07, Reply)
Pros: lots of lingerie models wandering around backstage
Cons: lots of desperate menopausal women getting drunk and "handsy"
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:07, Reply)
not too bad
first day travelling to the office from my new flat and managed to forget my swipe card. Have to keep reporting to reception in order to go our for a smoke :( Still, it's a quick commute and the flat is good so can't grumble.
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:22, Reply)
first day travelling to the office from my new flat and managed to forget my swipe card. Have to keep reporting to reception in order to go our for a smoke :( Still, it's a quick commute and the flat is good so can't grumble.
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:22, Reply)
Pre-booking, I guess.
*shrug*
It's unlikely to be with a valid NUS card/bus pass
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:12, Reply)
*shrug*
It's unlikely to be with a valid NUS card/bus pass
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:12, Reply)
One of the ideas of the event
is for disabled people to join in the orgy. According to teh website, if you see one of them struggling with anything, you should offer to give them a hand.
pfft.
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:23, Reply)
is for disabled people to join in the orgy. According to teh website, if you see one of them struggling with anything, you should offer to give them a hand.
pfft.
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( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Fuck that, reaching out and getting hold of a thamidolide claw would downgrade me from defcon bongle quicker than janet
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:25, Reply)
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I worked at a fetish night on Sunday.
There was a dwarf dressed as a Nazi, friendly chap.
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:14, Reply)
There was a dwarf dressed as a Nazi, friendly chap.
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:14, Reply)
I think this is going to be the second or third time he's worked this event.
He usually spends the summer working the festivals. I guess it's nice to get an indoor job occasionally.
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:20, Reply)
He usually spends the summer working the festivals. I guess it's nice to get an indoor job occasionally.
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:20, Reply)
I had to work in the dungeon and can't say it was the nicest place I've worked.
People dancing with their cocks out is fine. People getting wanked off next to me is slightly upsetting.
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:25, Reply)
People dancing with their cocks out is fine. People getting wanked off next to me is slightly upsetting.
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:25, Reply)
Oh man, I soo missed a trick there.
What are the rules at these places?
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:30, Reply)
What are the rules at these places?
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Is there any rules like "What goes on in The Torture Garden Sex Dongen STAYS in The Torture Garden Sex Dongen... except STIs" ?
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Is it considered arrogent to just leave when you're done? I mean, like at a poetry reading.
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:51, Reply)
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:51, Reply)
I suppose so.
From what I could see it was a lot of not very attractive people getting spanked or going down on each other. There's certain rules about if someone says no then they mean no, much like in real life.
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:54, Reply)
From what I could see it was a lot of not very attractive people getting spanked or going down on each other. There's certain rules about if someone says no then they mean no, much like in real life.
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Sounds alright really, I could give that a shot.
I'll iron my Ben Sherman.
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 14:13, Reply)
I'll iron my Ben Sherman.
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Ann Widdecombe should go out with a bunch of footballers
and let them try to spitroast her afterwards. I would love to read about the aftermath of that.
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:21, Reply)
and let them try to spitroast her afterwards. I would love to read about the aftermath of that.
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:21, Reply)
Peter Tatchell and Fred Phelps
With any luck, their self-promoting and twattishness would cause a black hole, sucking them both in.
Alt: Chicken and mushroom pasta
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:22, Reply)
With any luck, their self-promoting and twattishness would cause a black hole, sucking them both in.
Alt: Chicken and mushroom pasta
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:22, Reply)
Alright b3th?
I donno who I'd like to see fuck, when it comes to famous people. Nancy and Bekka From Hollyoaks and me. I'd like that one. The loose women girls on the telly just now were talking about sex toys, it was a bit "=/".
I'm getting excited at my iPhone, it should be here tomorrow.
I just got a "Oh man, we really like him but we need someone qualified in Zend" reply to my CV, which is fair enough. I told them that I'm happy to learn it and it'll be quick to learn as it's so similar to something I already know. This one was for a job that I wanted, rather than just went for just as experiance. BUT, but, there is another one with the same recruiter that is really similar that they're putting me forward for. It's in Chelsea, which is alright, nice bit of london that.
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:27, Reply)
I donno who I'd like to see fuck, when it comes to famous people. Nancy and Bekka From Hollyoaks and me. I'd like that one. The loose women girls on the telly just now were talking about sex toys, it was a bit "=/".
I'm getting excited at my iPhone, it should be here tomorrow.
I just got a "Oh man, we really like him but we need someone qualified in Zend" reply to my CV, which is fair enough. I told them that I'm happy to learn it and it'll be quick to learn as it's so similar to something I already know. This one was for a job that I wanted, rather than just went for just as experiance. BUT, but, there is another one with the same recruiter that is really similar that they're putting me forward for. It's in Chelsea, which is alright, nice bit of london that.
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:27, Reply)
The two famous people don't have to have sex.
I just wondered who would make unusual partygoing mates.
Ann Widdecombe getting roasted is just a private fetish.
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:30, Reply)
I just wondered who would make unusual partygoing mates.
Ann Widdecombe getting roasted is just a private fetish.
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Becca lives near me, I sometimes see her in Sainsbury's or the post office
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:32, Reply)
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She looks a bit rough these days tbh
Not as bad as Annaka Rice though
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:38, Reply)
Not as bad as Annaka Rice though
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 13:38, Reply)
In other news:
Yo Yo Ma so good, she got a prize
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17989083
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Yo Yo Ma so good, she got a prize
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17989083
( , Tue 8 May 2012, 14:02, Reply)
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