HELLO

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:41, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

hello
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:43, Reply)

i haven't been vomited on today

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:45, Reply)

Any poo?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:46, Reply)

nope not for me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:47, Reply)

Is it rare to end the day with no bodily fluids on you?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:49, Reply)

and it means he gets paid less

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:18, Reply)

nor me
we should make a club
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:47, Reply)

hello
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:46, Reply)

Alright everyone?
I'm getting giddy about my silicon arriving tomorow hopefully. Got a phone job interview tomo too, telephone one.

I made pizza for dinner but I don't really fancy it much, I might go cook some garlic doughballs just to fil me up a bit.

I got my ciniworld pass today, can't wait to use it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:47, Reply)

aren't your tits big enough already?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Sad Face - You must be one of those blokes who thinks anything more than a handful is a waste.
WE ARE NOT OBJECTS, WE ARE PEOPLE.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:53, Reply)

I say any more than a handful is a bonus.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:59, Reply)

Any more than a handful is a fleshy Newton's cradle
but infinitely more fun and mesmerising.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 May 2012, 21:22, Reply)

My self esteem is suitably raised after that buzz harshington.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Hey Gonz, hope the interview goes well.
You should go and see every single film you can, even if they are shit films. How much does it cost for the month? or is it a week?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Cheers dude, it should do, hopefully.
Yeah' man, totes gonna do that, I think i'll brake my cini-passginity with The Avengers. I might even go tomorow in the afternoon while people are still at school. I got mine with a bit of a sly, but they're £15/month normally. Only gotta go twice to justify it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:54, Reply)

That's a really good deal.
I might look into that, like you say it's only two films and your in money so if there are a bunch of films coming out that you want to watch then it's worthwhile.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:58, Reply)

Yeah' man, exactly.
Plus its great to go if you're at a loose end, and if my guts start playing up, I can just see another showing later on. Proper looking forward to it, I don't think the odian up your way does one, but you can easily get to enfield or finchly. Eaiter way, I reckon it's worth it. Ya' got 1 year contracts on these I think though, but you can pay monthly or all upfront. Gotta pay extra for 3D and westend, but I ain't bothered, it's not much.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:29, Reply)

Oh, so you're tied in for a year?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:37, Reply)

I think so, not 100% sure on that though.
I've used services that let you have 'holidays' such as Grazebox, which lets you pause what you do. I would sign up to so many more services that do that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:45, Reply)

I'm hoping to get to see the Avengers at the weekend.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 May 2012, 21:16, Reply)

I think I might persuade the wife to go to the pictures with me.
If I'm lucky she might let me hold her hand.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:18, Reply)

I can't remember what the last film I saw at the pictures was.
I've got a horrible feeling it was Iron Man. Not because it was a horrible film, just because it was so bloody long ago.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 May 2012, 21:21, Reply)

My last one was Titans, which was alright but not as good as the first. Then before that it was chronical, which was ace.
But then before that there was like a 6 month gap when I saw x-men.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:30, Reply)

If you want a third wheel, and maybe a bit of TGIs after, up in enfield, I'd be well up for that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:29, Reply)

I dunno, I step outside for ten minutes and the night shift starts.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 May 2012, 20:54, Reply)

Sorry Davros, I was too busy crying over the hurtful things andrew and battered said about me.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:58, Reply)

I'm sure you were, Al.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 May 2012, 21:01, Reply)

I totally screwed up my face and was all like "Huuuuurrrrrrrgh!"
and I did a sort of choking thing, trying not to sob and I said to myself "It's just words on the internet, It's just words on the internet" and took some deep breaths and then looked up and tried to think of fun things, like Burt Chimpcaster and his mum, and then I had a glass of water and then I came back to the internet and then you were here and I felt better.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:04, Reply)

If it's any consolation
I was totally laughing at you.
hope that helps.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 May 2012, 21:11, Reply)

I'm glad my sadness cheered you up.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:13, Reply)

That gives me such a warm glow just thinking about it.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 May 2012, 21:12, Reply)

Also, Burt and his mum say "Hi".

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 May 2012, 21:13, Reply)

Could you give her a great big hug and motorboat her boobies from me.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:14, Reply)

I guess I could manage that, yeah...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 May 2012, 21:15, Reply)

Can't you motorboat your own boobies?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 May 2012, 21:18, Reply)

Pretty sure trolling is supposed to make the _other_ person look like a twit.
I'm not even going to sponcor anyone who runs a mathron on the basis of it being too much energy watsed on something I could do any day of the week.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:33, Reply)

Oh man, did I make myself look silly?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Yeah' man, you're all like "I exersize and run and are fit and pretty good looking and awesome in so many ways"
and then Battered is all like "AHHH HA HA, SOMEONE ELSE DID SOMETHING YOU AIN'T DONE YET (and couldn't do in a million years)."

Proper gotcha.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:47, Reply)

I want to do a marathon, CHCB and DiT are all trying to make me do one.
And I'd love to, but it's really really hard. That said, I have walked one overnight before, and that wasn't too bad.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:53, Reply)

I think you two should have a running match to see who is right or wrong about life in general, between you two.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:09, Reply)