This red wine is disgusting. It's almost bitter.
Still gonna finish it though, obvs.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:39, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Should have bought a rioja.

(berk, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:42, Reply)

Should have gone to Radio Rentals.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Where's Jeff? He would have appreciated this.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 May 2012, 21:20, Reply)

Never getting Tuscan red again, that's for sure.
I'm too chipper to really care about it though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:49, Reply)

more you drink the better it gets

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:49, Reply)

*unzips*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:50, Reply)

That's the only way I get a shag these days.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:50, Reply)

I can't have sex after drinking.
Well I can, I just never finish. I have to stop because my back starts to give way by the end of it. No one needed to know that, I don't mind.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:53, Reply)

from on top or below?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:55, Reply)

On top.
In fact I don't like being on top at all, at any stage.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 18 May 2012, 21:01, Reply)

Me either.
It used to be because I wouldn't feel anything. Nowadays I'm more likely to just pass out before i even get her bra off.
( Kroney, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:55, Reply)

..then she accidentally
gets a puncture
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:56, Reply)

Even the blow up girls
make me put a bag over my head.
( Kroney, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:59, Reply)

hahah
i mean, :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 May 2012, 21:01, Reply)

you can't get sympathy from me
it's over a year and a half since I last got some :(

Drank a lot in that time, but now it's down to a diet. I'm getting desperate.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:54, Reply)

You and me both.
I'm better than this.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:57, Reply)

See I'm not arsed when I've not been getting any, it's never been that big a deal to me.
That said the last time I had sex was roughly six hours ago, KAPOW.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 18 May 2012, 21:00, Reply)

Mine's really nice.
Because I'm about half a wine ponce. I know enough to buy good wine, but I haven't yet turned into one of those sniffing, slurping, spitting oh-i'm-getting-granite-and-cherry-and-playdoh-and-fucking-mahogany cunts.

Yet.
( Kroney, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:51, Reply)

I wish I could enjoy wine, but I just don't.
The only one I like is Port and 'Ice Wine'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:51, Reply)

I wish I could enjoy whisky
but it all just tastes like paint stripper to me.
( Kroney, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Yeah' man, same. Although I like a dash of it in a hot toddy, or with coke. But I don't enjoy it any other way.
I kindda like Sothern Comfort and Glayvar, are they whisky or just whisky-based?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 May 2012, 21:05, Reply)

Same here.
It just put me in a bad mood, and more often than not it makes me throw up too.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:59, Reply)

I've heard that everyone has a drink they should'nt drink 'cus it does their mood in up the wrong way..
... but I've never found that, but it could be 'cus I ain't a heavy drinker, and I don't really like the taste of alchole that much.

Although thinking about it, I did once seriously lay into a mate when he was teasing me... to the point where it shocks everyone 'cus its so not-me. That was on mulled wine. OH, yeah', I love mulled wine too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 May 2012, 21:10, Reply)

lager is mine, I think
although I think it depends on type and I'm not a big enough fan of the piss to find out
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 May 2012, 21:12, Reply)

Beats me how folk can get drunk on that stuff, most of it's like fizzy pop without a sweetener.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 18 May 2012, 21:13, Reply)

Yeah' man, tastes rank, I like it 'tops' though.
I'll tell you what I could go for, I love mixing campari, orange, cranbry and red bull. I'd digg one of those now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 May 2012, 21:20, Reply)

I've moved on to a barley wine type beer now
Brewed by a local brewery to commemorate the 25th anniversary of Coventry City winning the FA cup.
Not that I care about football, I just like beer.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 May 2012, 21:19, Reply)

I got Cherryaid.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:51, Reply)