Is it because you went to the pub quiz last night
And the landlady told you her dog was very mysteriously and for no reason fitting like a spastic and on his last legs, and then during the quiz he actually died and you had to take over the quiz so the landlady could go and do dead dog stuff, and then you felt guilty because your dog is eight months older than hers and he's still healthy, and then you had to comfort her while she sobbed like a kid with no ice cream?

That's just a guess. Mind you, it would be a huge coincidence if you were upset for the same reason that I'm upset.

Still, dentist in a few hours. That will be fun.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 9:30, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Ooof

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Ken Dodd's dad is the landlady of your local?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:32, Reply)

I was waiting for that reference

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Happy to oblige.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:33, Reply)

\0/

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 9:33, Reply)

hi b3th, you'll be happy to hear i was ill
and i was away from this place for a few days, you probably noticed a MASSIVE improvment

but i'm better now, soz
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:34, Reply)

I didn't, because I was ill too.
I'm very sorry to hear illness stopped you from being on here where you could bully people though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 9:36, Reply)

do you really think i bully people? :\

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Yeah,i do.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 9:44, Reply)

what makes you say that b3th? who did i bully?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:45, Reply)

fucking hell, I clicked I like this by mistake.
stupid fucking fingers.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:46, Reply)

thats ok, i clicked yours out of solidarity
i hope you don't feel bullied by it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:48, Reply)

I'm cutting myself as I type this you BULLY

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:49, Reply)

I've attached razor blades to my keyboard
so with everystroke he can feel my pain
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:52, Reply)

I scanned pictures of my slashed arms and gaz them to him every 10 minutes.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:57, Reply)

We should start an "blood totaliser" like on blue peter
so he can see how much we bleed
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:58, Reply)

AA for one.
I may be oversensitive, having been bullied as a kid, but in my opinion, anyone who finds a thing that he knows will get a reaction out of you, and uses it till you overreact, then says "don't get so touchy, I was just having a joke" is a bully.

Unless you just do that sort of thing to everyone, in which case you're just a cunt.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 9:49, Reply)

to be fair about the AA thing
i did hear that when his mum died her death rattle exactly matched the opening chords of 'boulevard of broken dreams'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:50, Reply)

with Q here, he's like a sort of hypocricy bully.
AA made a joke about someone's mother who died, Q seems to be pointing out that was a shit thing to do by doing the same thing back.

mind you, he might be flogging a dead horse mother now.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:54, Reply)

don't you defend me you horrid scot!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:56, Reply)

I just can't take seeing people call you names.
now snuggle me you fool!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:58, Reply)

i'm gonna bury my head in your crotch and pretend i'm scuba diving

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:01, Reply)

ah, the old jacques cousteau

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:09, Reply)

I read that as the landlady went to stuff her dead dog

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Stuffing a live one would be slightly more difficult

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:39, Reply)

depends how much lube you use

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:40, Reply)

I go in dry

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:41, Reply)

You're such a slag.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 May 2012, 9:42, Reply)

That I am

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)

You should take notes from Jeff

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Is notes that poodle he is doing at the moment?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:44, Reply)

if they have that weeping anal gland then no additional lube is required anyway....

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:46, Reply)

*billy mills*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:48, Reply)

*lipsticks*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:50, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:52, Reply)

that sounds like a shit night B3th.
Also, sounds like a shit day with the dentist.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 May 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Nah, dentist will be alright. My dentist is lovely.
And if he can stop this godawful pain, he'll be even lovelier.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 9:42, Reply)

I hate the dentist.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)

My dentist is v. sexay

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:44, Reply)

What's he like?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 9:45, Reply)

A woman

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Anal

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Filling?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:46, Reply)

If only my life was as fun as yours.
No, not the dentist, I freaking hate the bastards.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:45, Reply)