Oh shit.
The sole of my right sneaker has just almost totally come off.

Fucking German shit cunt bollocks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:57, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You need some crocodile shoes.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Oh dear.
In other news. Home made ANZAC biscuits for the win!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:05, Reply)

I fail to see how this helps me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:09, Reply)

They make great soles.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Nah they just taste really good.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:11, Reply)

You eat shoes???

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:13, Reply)

In her culture they are a delicacy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Australian culture, now there is an oxymoron.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:16, Reply)

No, I eat ANZACs.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:15, Reply)

It's incredible

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:21, Reply)

the fuck is an ANZAC?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:17, Reply)

It's a biscuit.
They were made by the women in australia during the first and second world wars when food rations were in place. It's like a oat, flour and golden syrup mixture that gets baked. Really tasty.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:20, Reply)

does it stand for something? why did you do all capitals?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:25, Reply)

She was shouting.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:28, Reply)

flaming gallah

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Aussie National Zoological Anal Copulation.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:28, Reply)

i don't think thats a thing

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:32, Reply)

looked it up myself
Austalian and New Zealand Armed Corps apparently

prics
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Tie your laces around it.
I had a flatmate who did that as he couldn't bear to part with his baseball boots even though the soles were hanging off. It looked well cool.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:08, Reply)

It certainly sounds like it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Beating off the girls, he was.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:11, Reply)

'girls'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:15, Reply)

He did actually manage to pull a rather hot girl.
They spent the next 6 months rutting as though the survival of humanity depended on it. I know this because his room was above the lounge.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Maybe you should wear proper shoes like an adult

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:20, Reply)