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This weekend I will be mostly doing:
Some running, lots of DIY/gardening jobs, burning shit, drinking wine, eating curry and your mum, up the barking spider, using wet sand as lube. Fucking dirty bitch loves it rough
What does the weekend hold in store for you? Is the Sunshine bus taking you anywhere?
Alt:
Complain about it being *shakes hands and moans* too hot!!
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 6:34, 144 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Some running, lots of DIY/gardening jobs, burning shit, drinking wine, eating curry and your mum, up the barking spider, using wet sand as lube. Fucking dirty bitch loves it rough
What does the weekend hold in store for you? Is the Sunshine bus taking you anywhere?
Alt:
Complain about it being *shakes hands and moans* too hot!!
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 6:34, 144 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
This weekend I will be mostly doing
Some gardening (back garden looks like rainforest), visiting G/F's dad in hospital and setting up a greenhouse for my chillis and tomatoes. Saturday night we'll be celebrating my birthday with a meal in a very nice restaurant.
I intend to spend Sunday playing guitar and drinking, might do some shopping.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 6:44, Reply)
Some gardening (back garden looks like rainforest), visiting G/F's dad in hospital and setting up a greenhouse for my chillis and tomatoes. Saturday night we'll be celebrating my birthday with a meal in a very nice restaurant.
I intend to spend Sunday playing guitar and drinking, might do some shopping.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 6:44, Reply)
I very much hope it will be!
Apart from the hospital visit - the actual visiting's not the issue - it's the fucking cretins trying to use the carparks.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 6:59, Reply)
Apart from the hospital visit - the actual visiting's not the issue - it's the fucking cretins trying to use the carparks.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 6:59, Reply)
My granddad was in hospital for about six months
I feel your parking pain
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 7:00, Reply)
I feel your parking pain
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 7:00, Reply)
You're up very early.
I missed my last lecture - the room was very warm and cosy and I was watching friends and I fell asleep at my desk.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 6:51, Reply)
I missed my last lecture - the room was very warm and cosy and I was watching friends and I fell asleep at my desk.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 6:51, Reply)
well... it was the last lecture of the semester before revision. So I guess, maybe.
Ahh. Youth. I remember being little - I used to get up at 6 to watch the cartoons on tv.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 6:59, Reply)
Ahh. Youth. I remember being little - I used to get up at 6 to watch the cartoons on tv.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 6:59, Reply)
I wish they wouldn't!
Still, daughter appears to be ok after puking at school yesterday
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 7:02, Reply)
Still, daughter appears to be ok after puking at school yesterday
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 7:02, Reply)
Kids have miraculous powers of recovery
Yeaterday she couldn't move off the settee and was puking everywhere. Today she is dancing to the music on Cars
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 7:07, Reply)
Yeaterday she couldn't move off the settee and was puking everywhere. Today she is dancing to the music on Cars
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 7:07, Reply)
That is miraculous.
Cars is terrible. No where near as good as Toy Story or Wall-e
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 7:14, Reply)
Cars is terrible. No where near as good as Toy Story or Wall-e
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 7:14, Reply)
yeah it did.
My mother was worse though. She cried most of the way through the film.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 7:26, Reply)
My mother was worse though. She cried most of the way through the film.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 7:26, Reply)
Wait until she becomes a teenager.
You'll be tearing your hair out at not being able to drag her out of bed in the morning.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 7:41, Reply)
You'll be tearing your hair out at not being able to drag her out of bed in the morning.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 7:41, Reply)
This weekend I shall be chilling with mini ape
We are going to a BBQ with some lesbians on Saturday and staying the night then we are going wakeboarding on Sunday.
I shall also hoover the flat, BOOM
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 7:19, Reply)
We are going to a BBQ with some lesbians on Saturday and staying the night then we are going wakeboarding on Sunday.
I shall also hoover the flat, BOOM
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 7:19, Reply)
Sporty!
As long as I get some top quality sleep this weekend I'll be happy.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 7:21, Reply)
As long as I get some top quality sleep this weekend I'll be happy.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 7:21, Reply)
I long for high quality sleep
Not been too bad now for a few months, back problems apart
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:03, Reply)
Not been too bad now for a few months, back problems apart
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:03, Reply)
When I think abut it, my weekend plans seem rather lame.
But I will enjoy doing some nice summery food (interesting salads) and getting a nice sweaty shag from the GF.
Alt: It is too hot, but I'd rather have this than rain. When it goes up 3 or 4 more degrees, I'll bitch properly.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 7:34, Reply)
But I will enjoy doing some nice summery food (interesting salads) and getting a nice sweaty shag from the GF.
Alt: It is too hot, but I'd rather have this than rain. When it goes up 3 or 4 more degrees, I'll bitch properly.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 7:34, Reply)
What? that's not hot.
You sook. You'd die of heatstroke over here.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 7:47, Reply)
You sook. You'd die of heatstroke over here.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 7:47, Reply)
I know I would.
I have an old chum in Perth, and I just can't go over to visit because it would be too hot. I also burn at the mearest exposure to the Sun.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 7:49, Reply)
I have an old chum in Perth, and I just can't go over to visit because it would be too hot. I also burn at the mearest exposure to the Sun.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 7:49, Reply)
Weirdly enough, it hasn't effected me for the 10 years or soo, but growing up it used to get me really baddly.
Can you be an army comando if you get hayfeever?
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:28, Reply)
Can you be an army comando if you get hayfeever?
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:28, Reply)
They don't have army commandos any more Gonz.
You have to join the Marines, I'm sure they'll have you.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:36, Reply)
You have to join the Marines, I'm sure they'll have you.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:36, Reply)
But what if we go to war with Holland? Have you seen their fields? POLLEN EVERYWHERE.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:50, Reply)
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:50, Reply)
It will have to be the SAS for you then Gonz.
If Lewis Collins can join, I'm sure they'll accept you.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:52, Reply)
If Lewis Collins can join, I'm sure they'll accept you.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:52, Reply)
I meet a few SAS people in cyprus, a load of them went there.
The only thing I've learnt from them all is that they HATE Andy McNab and Chris Ryan... which is where my main source of SAS info comes from.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:58, Reply)
The only thing I've learnt from them all is that they HATE Andy McNab and Chris Ryan... which is where my main source of SAS info comes from.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:58, Reply)
I aint no Rupert. I'm the sarge who sends the men over the top while keeping my head down.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:14, Reply)
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:14, Reply)
Gayfever more like.
DON'T DIE OF IGNORANCE, JEFF.
(die of AIDS instead)
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:43, Reply)
DON'T DIE OF IGNORANCE, JEFF.
(die of AIDS instead)
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:43, Reply)
Daughter tonight*, British Museum with her tomorrow
followed by lolz with Lusty in the park, followed by, err, valuing a load of records in between NICKING THE GOOD ONES.
Sunday: I might grill summat in the park.
*last night was hilarious. She refused to go to bed or indeed leave the lavatory, insisting she was going to stay up all night sat on the khazi. Three minutes, she lasted.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:47, Reply)
followed by lolz with Lusty in the park, followed by, err, valuing a load of records in between NICKING THE GOOD ONES.
Sunday: I might grill summat in the park.
*last night was hilarious. She refused to go to bed or indeed leave the lavatory, insisting she was going to stay up all night sat on the khazi. Three minutes, she lasted.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:47, Reply)
Queen of the loo!
Glad you've got some time with mini monty, are you getting anywhere getting more access?
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:50, Reply)
Glad you've got some time with mini monty, are you getting anywhere getting more access?
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:50, Reply)
I had to postpone our 'discussion' due to my going to a gig so it's next week now.
We do have a fucking great laugh together, the older she gets the more different things we can do. I fucking love it, I really do.
Thanks Nakers
PS you are bent, fuck off.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:52, Reply)
We do have a fucking great laugh together, the older she gets the more different things we can do. I fucking love it, I really do.
Thanks Nakers
PS you are bent, fuck off.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:52, Reply)
it wouldn't kill you to have an all-nice-things-to-say post you know.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:56, Reply)
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:56, Reply)
eh. Alright. Been worse.
eating pasta and drinking juice and getting ready for a terribly lonely Friday night in.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:14, Reply)
eating pasta and drinking juice and getting ready for a terribly lonely Friday night in.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:14, Reply)
She must see the Sutton Hoo treasure, and probably not the mummies.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:50, Reply)
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:50, Reply)
My thoughts exactly.
Treasure and swords and armour is what she wants to see. Not actually wizened dead folk.
SHE GETS ENOUGH OF THAT SEEING ME LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:53, Reply)
Treasure and swords and armour is what she wants to see. Not actually wizened dead folk.
SHE GETS ENOUGH OF THAT SEEING ME LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:53, Reply)
Alright?
I donno, I'm barrasic, to the point where I've taken out as much as I can from the Cashback 'cus they don't check what you've got left. I get my winnings on monday though, so I just got to make sure I don't accidently sushi or mexican mysel.
I've got a whole load of coding stuff to do, I got THREE things that I have to learn.
- Umbraco, which involves knowing two languages that I've never used before (XSLT ASP.NET). \
- Appcelerator, which would be for fun, which uses a load of stuff I've never used before (non-web development).
- And a e-com sollution called jShop, which has been customised to the point of making the documentaiton useless.
I'm gonna go see that Avengers film as well, and I've got drinks tonight with work people which should be a good lol.
My memory has gone to shit lately, I can hardly remmeber things at all. I'm talking about "Lol i forgot", I mean, I remember having conversations with people eaither early morning or late night, and can't remember a single thing about what the conversation was about. I hope it was nothing important.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:50, Reply)
I donno, I'm barrasic, to the point where I've taken out as much as I can from the Cashback 'cus they don't check what you've got left. I get my winnings on monday though, so I just got to make sure I don't accidently sushi or mexican mysel.
I've got a whole load of coding stuff to do, I got THREE things that I have to learn.
- Umbraco, which involves knowing two languages that I've never used before (XSLT ASP.NET). \
- Appcelerator, which would be for fun, which uses a load of stuff I've never used before (non-web development).
- And a e-com sollution called jShop, which has been customised to the point of making the documentaiton useless.
I'm gonna go see that Avengers film as well, and I've got drinks tonight with work people which should be a good lol.
My memory has gone to shit lately, I can hardly remmeber things at all. I'm talking about "Lol i forgot", I mean, I remember having conversations with people eaither early morning or late night, and can't remember a single thing about what the conversation was about. I hope it was nothing important.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:50, Reply)
Sorry squire.
I'll reactivate my nice guy chip and fuck off to work.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:07, Reply)
I'll reactivate my nice guy chip and fuck off to work.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:07, Reply)
Yeah', I'd say he's pretty gross too, more of the gross, less of the pretty.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:05, Reply)
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:05, Reply)
The Avengers film is good fun.
Plot's not great and there's very little character development but it's a good romp.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:55, Reply)
Plot's not great and there's very little character development but it's a good romp.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:55, Reply)
I'm basicly just going for the aircon, fizzy slush puppy and I'm going to buy a big box of american Nerds from the corner shop at the same time.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:57, Reply)
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:57, Reply)
I love american Nerds. They're fun to eat.
I went to see it with a errr, friend, and we had a good time.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:58, Reply)
I went to see it with a errr, friend, and we had a good time.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:58, Reply)
0o0o0oh POPPET HAS A MALEFRIEND POPPET HAS A MALEFRIEND.
Nerds rock, they're probably my fave sweets.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:04, Reply)
Nerds rock, they're probably my fave sweets.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:04, Reply)
There's a shop at Southern Cross station in Melbourne, called Candy Station or something like that.
They sell big boxes of Nerds, with 6 different flavours in each box.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:05, Reply)
They sell big boxes of Nerds, with 6 different flavours in each box.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:05, Reply)
Oh man, I think that's probably what I'm snacking on right now even though it's only 9 in the morning.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:06, Reply)
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:06, Reply)
Morning
I have a fun packed weekend ahead - starting when I knock off work at 12.15 today and head down to London to see some noisy bands.
Tomorrow will be a big family fun day with three friends and their babies, all born within six weeks of baby tangles. I'm taking champagne and samosas to help the adults through.
Sunday there will be theatrelols with the bigger little tangle.
Alt: It's not too bad in my office, I'm downstairs and on the cooler side of the building. Plus I have kicked my sandals off and am sitting here in bare feet.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:56, Reply)
I have a fun packed weekend ahead - starting when I knock off work at 12.15 today and head down to London to see some noisy bands.
Tomorrow will be a big family fun day with three friends and their babies, all born within six weeks of baby tangles. I'm taking champagne and samosas to help the adults through.
Sunday there will be theatrelols with the bigger little tangle.
Alt: It's not too bad in my office, I'm downstairs and on the cooler side of the building. Plus I have kicked my sandals off and am sitting here in bare feet.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:56, Reply)
Best feeling is walking through grass in bare feet.
worst feeling is stepping on a prickle-y bit.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:57, Reply)
worst feeling is stepping on a prickle-y bit.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:57, Reply)
I'm leaving before lunch
and there is very little grass around this industrial estate.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:03, Reply)
and there is very little grass around this industrial estate.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:03, Reply)
Champagne and samosas
What a brilliant idea for stuff to take to a party!
I'm nicking that - nice one.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:09, Reply)
What a brilliant idea for stuff to take to a party!
I'm nicking that - nice one.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:09, Reply)
Good call!
I use one on the Foleshill road - buggered if I can remember the name - regularly. They are the nicest people in there and generally I'm the only white face in the queue. They do the best fish pakoras and the tandoori chicken is volcano hot.
Dammit! I'm getting lunch from there - see what you've done now?
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:15, Reply)
I use one on the Foleshill road - buggered if I can remember the name - regularly. They are the nicest people in there and generally I'm the only white face in the queue. They do the best fish pakoras and the tandoori chicken is volcano hot.
Dammit! I'm getting lunch from there - see what you've done now?
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:15, Reply)
Going to the same gig as Al
Slayer, Sleep, Melvins, Wolves in the Throne Room and a couple of others.
It's quite a metal line up.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:11, Reply)
Slayer, Sleep, Melvins, Wolves in the Throne Room and a couple of others.
It's quite a metal line up.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:11, Reply)
Oh yes, Sunshine bus to sunny Reading for Stag weekend.
The best man has got hold of a fake breast t-shirt thing for the condemned man to wear. A fake Mike Tyson face tattoo also. *sigh* I think I'll start drinking on the way down there...it's the only way to be sure.
Alt: Where I live there is a three second window between the sun peeking between the clouds and a pale skinny Scotsman whipping his top off in public so he has an audience while he turns lobster red *bokes*
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:57, Reply)
The best man has got hold of a fake breast t-shirt thing for the condemned man to wear. A fake Mike Tyson face tattoo also. *sigh* I think I'll start drinking on the way down there...it's the only way to be sure.
Alt: Where I live there is a three second window between the sun peeking between the clouds and a pale skinny Scotsman whipping his top off in public so he has an audience while he turns lobster red *bokes*
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 8:57, Reply)
I hated the film The Hangover, mostly because where I worked at the time, the cab office, they made me put it on every single night for what felt like 10 weekends straight.
And it's like its set a benchmark on how much of a prick someone can be because they know someone is gonna get married.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:08, Reply)
And it's like its set a benchmark on how much of a prick someone can be because they know someone is gonna get married.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:08, Reply)
I think the best man has misjudged his audience here
but we'll see how it goes. I watched The Hangover at the cinema with a full audience when it came out and laughed a fair amount, but I could tell it wouldn't stand repeat viewings.
I've just looked up some reviews of our accommodation for the weekend:
"Worst hotel in UK nomination"
“Absolutely Disgusting! Definitely NOT a Hotel”
“Never ever stay here unless you really have to!”
“This building should be condemned”
*starts drinking now*
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:29, Reply)
but we'll see how it goes. I watched The Hangover at the cinema with a full audience when it came out and laughed a fair amount, but I could tell it wouldn't stand repeat viewings.
I've just looked up some reviews of our accommodation for the weekend:
"Worst hotel in UK nomination"
“Absolutely Disgusting! Definitely NOT a Hotel”
“Never ever stay here unless you really have to!”
“This building should be condemned”
*starts drinking now*
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:29, Reply)
Y'see it's precisely this sort of well thought out, reasoned debate that makes this place what it is.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:05, Reply)
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:05, Reply)
No one wants to dis the Scary Duck, because of his awesome stepping powers.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:10, Reply)
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:10, Reply)
All water under the bridge.
He and Battered are bessie mates now, as well.
It's quite sweet really.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:22, Reply)
He and Battered are bessie mates now, as well.
It's quite sweet really.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:22, Reply)
Luckily I haven't been discovered by my wife
and I keep my drinking under control.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:31, Reply)
and I keep my drinking under control.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:31, Reply)
Very little
Some shopping, some laundry, some drinking, catching up on my sleep.
Alt: The weather is so nice I have no excuse not to walk to work. Dammit.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:19, Reply)
Some shopping, some laundry, some drinking, catching up on my sleep.
Alt: The weather is so nice I have no excuse not to walk to work. Dammit.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:19, Reply)
Two things that made me laugh in the Metro today:
1. The genius Turkish kid who ‘tweeted’ at the bloke who wrote Touching The Void ‘You’re just a stupid who fell down on a mountain’. Bra-vo, young man, quite, quite true.
2. An actress was interviewed and actually used the phrase ‘really into film’.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:21, Reply)
1. The genius Turkish kid who ‘tweeted’ at the bloke who wrote Touching The Void ‘You’re just a stupid who fell down on a mountain’. Bra-vo, young man, quite, quite true.
2. An actress was interviewed and actually used the phrase ‘really into film’.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:21, Reply)
The evidence against me is overwhelming
Posting in a specific place on the internet. What a giveaway.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:26, Reply)
Posting in a specific place on the internet. What a giveaway.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:26, Reply)
Obviously. I mean, posting in a wide variety of areas seems to be working out so well for him.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:29, Reply)
The guy who fell landed on his feet
This forced his Tibia up through his femur, splitting it in 2.
O_O
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:25, Reply)
This forced his Tibia up through his femur, splitting it in 2.
O_O
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:25, Reply)
I couldn't care less.
The stupid cunt deserved it. It's like sporting injuries: I have not got longterm hamstring issues or whatever because I don't run about like a homosexual playing stupid games all the time.
I think those cunts who get stuck up Snowdon in a t shirt or whatever should be left to DIE or at the very least pay for their rescue.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:28, Reply)
The stupid cunt deserved it. It's like sporting injuries: I have not got longterm hamstring issues or whatever because I don't run about like a homosexual playing stupid games all the time.
I think those cunts who get stuck up Snowdon in a t shirt or whatever should be left to DIE or at the very least pay for their rescue.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:28, Reply)
Happy Towel Day everybody!
towelday.org/
Especially YOU Monty. I know what a big Douglas Adams fan you are.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)
towelday.org/
Especially YOU Monty. I know what a big Douglas Adams fan you are.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)
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