My head is fine
I've enjoyed a fun-packed weekend of drinking and sunshine and not broken up with anyone.
I'm a bit tired now, but I'm not going to let that bring me down.
Tell me about your happy lives and how a sunny weekend has enriched it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:45, 189 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

So I saw this lot live on Thursday
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKMIDHUwHmM

And they really were the best band I've seen for many years - probably since the brief reformation of the original Damned in 2002.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:49, Reply)

They were meant to be the next big thing a few years back
But they passed me by.
Can you sum them up in a sound bite?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:51, Reply)

Cop for the link
Superb.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:55, Reply)

The missus is watching telly, so I can't listen now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:56, Reply)

Go back to it
I see live music at least once a month. I've seen them before at a festival with crap sound.

They really are the best band I've seen for a LONG time.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:02, Reply)

I'll try to remember.
Before the baby was born I was going to 2-3 gigs a week.
Once she settles down to proper sleeping this will start again.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:05, Reply)

I had a lot of sangria and I made some great pulled pork
however my sunburn is starting to really, really hurt.
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:50, Reply)

huh huh
pulled pork
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:52, Reply)

Slow roasted spicy barbeque pork
bit of a faff but very tasty.
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:54, Reply)

does TB like his pork pulled?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:55, Reply)

He had no complaints.

(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:00, Reply)

heh.
What does this week hold in store?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:04, Reply)

Utter poverty, until I get paid
seeing people in London for pizza on Tuesday, and work, and that's about it.
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:24, Reply)

you ruined my cock joke :(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:56, Reply)

The sunshine was just fantastic.
I went to a food festival, spent time with lovely people, had a few drinks, slepts brilliants and just had a wonderful weekend.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:50, Reply)

This is more like it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:55, Reply)

This weekend really rocked.
Saw Nevil Staples band on Friday as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:05, Reply)

A local lad done good.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:07, Reply)

What does he do now?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:10, Reply)

He has heart attacks.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Not a great vocational choice then.
He's a a big bloke though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:18, Reply)

Stop running it in.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:52, Reply)

How many bottles of wine have you had now?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Just started the forth.
I've been to the newsagents three times today. Buying a bottle of wine and a pack I fags each time. God knows what they think. I've on about my fiftieth Lucky Strike.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:03, Reply)

You are hardcore Baz.
Why not give a radio station a call and tell them you love football.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:06, Reply)

I don't think Stan's on air right now.
And I'm too sad. Way too sad. This is the first time Ive ever been chucked Jeff. Even if it wasn't you know how much I liked her. I've never been this upset before. This may be the happy thread but I like to think I'm a part of this place now and I'm really sad and I need to let out the thoughts in my head or I'll go nuts. I don't even care if you or anyone else doesn't reply to this, I just need to vent. It helps I think. Fucking hell yes that was gay but I'm ridiculously camp and I don't care.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Beaker away Baz.
You know you'll get a fair answer from me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:14, Reply)

She said she needed space cos of her ex.
If she told me I was a dickhead and didn't enjoy my company, fair enough. I am a dickhead. I wouldn't mind. But 'space' leaves room for interpretation. I don't know where I stand. I told her I think we have a good thing and I'm not gonna let a good thing just turn into nothing. I'll wait for her. She can take as long as she wants. I'll be here. But how do I maintain contact and give her space at the same time? I'm gonna leave her to think things over but I don't want her to forget about me. I don't know. All I know is that she may be using the 'space' thing as an excuse and I'm scared and upset. I wish I wasn't such a girl. But I am. This is me. It's who I am. I like being nice and I like being nice to girls. I just wish it didn't always make me sad in the end.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Turn up outside her office holding a ghettoblaster above your head playing "don't you forget about me"
Chicks dig that shit, yo.

Or so 80's teen movies would have me believe.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:45, Reply)

Soz Baz.
I've been there with girls behaving oddly with an ex on the scene and it sucks, but this is the happy thread.
Tell us about your new sunglasses.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Baz.
I'm thinking of buying a vintage casio watch (the one with the calculator). Is this a good idea?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:56, Reply)

It definitely was in 1986
All the other kids in the class would have been well impressed.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:57, Reply)

I am no style icon
but I'd say: no, definitely not.
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:01, Reply)

No. God no.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:01, Reply)

What sort of watch should I get Baz?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:11, Reply)

check out Watchismo
They've got some funky stuff.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Mondaine Swiss railway watch.
I have one. It's ace.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:31, Reply)

yes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:05, Reply)

Shit Casio's are cool

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:06, Reply)

I'm currently sporting a seiko 5 army watch at the moment
tune in later for even more updates
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:07, Reply)

I will do.
I might get one in gold.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:08, Reply)

You should get some spokey-dokeys for your bmx too
Or have you got mag wheels?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:10, Reply)

I've got a Burner.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Did you behave yourself ?
I sware down if you fucked around on my manor
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Don't worry, I was a good boy
I didn't even smoke any weed or nuthin'
I called in at your place on the off chance, but obviously you were still away.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:18, Reply)

I'm away alot of the time TIB, God forbid otherwise I'd loved to have had people from the internet around
at least you had Al's place to go back to
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:22, Reply)

On second (lol) thought too many fiddly buttons that you'll never use, what the fuck is wrong with the F91W

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:14, Reply)

Link I up Rory.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Every other kid had one at school in the 80's
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casio_F91W

I was always too poor to have a watch :(
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:20, Reply)

I remember that model from my school days.
The 'rich kids' had watches with musical alarms on them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:24, Reply)

BUT LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW EH EH !!!!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:27, Reply)

Not me.
I'm still thinking of getting a calculator watch.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:27, Reply)

Far be it for me to criticise this decision, but your phone aint got shit pointlessly small unresponsive rubber buttons for the task of calculating things

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:30, Reply)

This is true.
I don't need it either. Maybe I've just save the fifteen quid and spend it on lunch.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:32, Reply)

Morning assembly always hilariously disrupted by them all being set to ever so slightly different times
And the beep-beep to announce the hour going off around the hall several times over the course of about 10 minutes.
Simpler times, Rory.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:34, Reply)

yesterday I was mopey and whiney
but then there was eurovision. Today I woke up in a good mood.

Mostly I stayed out of the sun and worked all day.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:55, Reply)

Peaks and troughs here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:01, Reply)

it'll all be better by Friday

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:05, Reply)

I've been sat in front of a fan for most of it, too hot and knackered to move.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Needs more cold beer.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Oh, there's been plenty of that.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:01, Reply)

birthday was good, hangover was bad, writing presentation now is superbad, I need sleep.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Was it your birthday Bob?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:10, Reply)

Aye, 30 now. Old and useless.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:26, Reply)

Why haven't you signed up for the September bash yet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:32, Reply)

I seldom look at the Calendar, and I start teaching again then. So will need to check dates. Prob not doable for me.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:51, Reply)

Bad times.
You didn't turn up for the Bristol one either. You need to sort this out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:54, Reply)

I'm Batman.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:23, Reply)

Goth City
(Is how I imagine this place to be).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:25, Reply)

I have had a fabulous weekend.
Lots of swanning about in the sunshine, eating healthily, drinking lots (although not alcohol) and then falling as the sun was so hot.

Now it's quiz time. We are not doing well. : (
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Give us a question then.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:12, Reply)

Why are you so shit?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 22:23, Reply)

I respond to my level
I could be better.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:26, Reply)

How many cocks has b3th ridden ?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Probably fewer than you.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 22:24, Reply)

I've seen the pictures b3th, you're a fine lump of a woman

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:25, Reply)

so fewer than 49

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:25, Reply)

had a nice quiet one
Could have gone to the London Bash on Saturday but it seemed like too much faff and the only person I knew who was going was Enzyme. All the rest seemed to be from main board or talk. So I watched the football instead. Go Roy!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:25, Reply)

Shut in.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:26, Reply)

seem to gave lost my nail varnish remover
I guess purple sparkly nails to work it is
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:26, Reply)

gET A REAL JOB

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:27, Reply)

i can't
not with all these facial tattoos
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:28, Reply)

Define real job.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:29, Reply)

One that doesn't involve hiding out in the staff room gossiping about who got fingered in the bogs at lunchtime before running home at three, and then being off for like thirty seven weeks of the year
and dreaming about staff inset days and when the next strike is over ludicrous pensions that the state can't afford
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:33, Reply)

+ and demanding extra money for patroling the playground

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:34, Reply)

+ having creepy stains on his trousers

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:35, Reply)

+ of having BO - all teachers make it their business to smell of piss.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:36, Reply)

Bobs gone awfully quiet

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:38, Reply)

He is busy pissing on his jacket with the leather elbow patches.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:38, Reply)

and encrypting all his phone video footage from the nativity play

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:40, Reply)

That he directed.
Who knew that Mary wore a bikini....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:49, Reply)

donkey in a mankini
****'s less successful follow up album to ******
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:51, Reply)

You've lost me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:53, Reply)

there was a whole stream of consciousness that I
didn't type, that was what was left
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:54, Reply)

you kind of asked for that, Bob

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:36, Reply)

Don't forget
falling over themselves to give extra tuition and attention to the kids who are clearly a superior breed because their parents moved into new builds that were three times the price of anything else in the area, and letting the rest of them go fuck themselves.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:31, Reply)

You could just pull your fingernails out.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 22:46, Reply)

eugh!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:47, Reply)

Only tryingto help...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 22:48, Reply)

have you won the quiz yet?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:51, Reply)

We got pipped at the last round.
Five bastard weeks in a row, that team has won.

That used to be our trick.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 22:53, Reply)

You need to add me to the team.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:53, Reply)

Well, come over next weekend.
if you're not working Monday morning, you won't have to be in bed early.

although, I doubt there'd be a train back at that time of night, so you might have to drive.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 22:59, Reply)

Course.
There is a bank holiday weekend coming up.

Sorry. I'll be busy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:01, Reply)

Every week she says 'See you next week. Bring your friends.'
and I look across the table at mr b3th and teh dog, and I think 'This *is* my friends.'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 23:03, Reply)

You need to get out more.
There are jobs in Bristol.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:05, Reply)

Well, send a couple of them to Weston for me...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 23:07, Reply)

No,
Leave the homestead and go and get one. Mr B3th will look after Biscuit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:12, Reply)

Outside is scary.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 23:14, Reply)

It's great!
How is the website coming along?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:21, Reply)

aren't you following it?
I had a week off, what with one thing and another, but it's looking okay. I'm pretty happy with it, anyway.
I just joined twitter yesterday so I'd have another marketing arm.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 23:25, Reply)

Get Battered to follow you.
(I don't follow people - or websites).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:30, Reply)

At least you've got a husband and a dog
I was the only person in the park on their own today.
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:09, Reply)

It could have been worse.
You could have had six screaming kids.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 23:10, Reply)

You'd have had no one nagging you to buy them an ice-cream though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:11, Reply)

You can't get a Mr Whippy van in to Port Meadow
you can only get in to it via a couple of little footpaths. Besides which, I'm so broke that I came prepared and brought one from home.
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:15, Reply)

I'll buy you a personal injury ice-cream next time I see you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:20, Reply)

I'm not one to turn down a free ice cream, you know
I may well hold you to that.
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:28, Reply)

How are plans for the new qualification coming along?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:29, Reply)

Plans are made, I'm just waiting for the start of termtime now I think
although I do want written confirmation from my boss of what was verbally agreed.
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:37, Reply)

Well I hope you get it.
At what point will you be Dr. Berk?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:42, Reply)

Lordy, not for some time
if ever. It's only an MSc.
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:46, Reply)

'Only'
It's not an 'only' qualification.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:51, Reply)

Well no
I will be proud of it. But it's not a PhD.
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:55, Reply)

But it is a qualification that could lead to a PhD

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:57, Reply)

Yes, it could
it will certainly give me more choice in the matter. However that career path is fraught with...fraughtness. In academia, anyway.
(berk, Mon 28 May 2012, 0:02, Reply)

I know a doc of science.
You'll have to let me know if you could do with some advice. I can pass on your number.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 May 2012, 0:03, Reply)

last week we got 19/40 in ours
we aren't great
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:55, Reply)

With a score like that, you should have invaded Poland.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:56, Reply)

Ha ha, you suck
*laughs and points at Cavy*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 23:00, Reply)

Bedtime for me
'Night.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:45, Reply)

night
me too in a mo
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:51, Reply)

chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/funny-gifs-obey-the-rules.gif
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:54, Reply)

Pancakes and proper maple syrup FTW
That is all
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:21, Reply)

Not as good as beer.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:24, Reply)

or chocolate.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 23:26, Reply)

Or sex.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:30, Reply)

I'm more familiar with chocolate...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 23:33, Reply)

It is my sad duty to inform you
that chocolate is more reliably good than sex. At least, I've had a lot less terrible quality of the former than I have of the latter.
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:40, Reply)

You've just been unlucky.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:43, Reply)

You know what you're getting with chocolate.
I mean, apart from 'fat'.

If you eat a bar of Dairy Milk, you know it will be as good as the last bar of Dairy Milk you had.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 23:45, Reply)

Dull, the same and no different.
You need a bit of variety.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:46, Reply)

Sometimes I have Galaxy
and if I'm feeling particularly decadent, I might buy some Lindt.
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:47, Reply)

That post leads to all manner of strikethought potential.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:50, Reply)

Probably
but at least I'm getting more variety than b3th, eh?
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:52, Reply)

Seemingly.
But at the same time, TB doesn't take you to a pub quiz every Sunday.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:53, Reply)

Pub quizzes are not his thing
he already gets cross with me for knowing the answers to strange things, or piping up with the solution to an idle musing. God knows what he'd be like, apart from incredibly bored, if I took him to a quiz.
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:56, Reply)

You should bring him to a bash.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:58, Reply)

He finds the idea of meeting people from the internet deeply weird
it's unlikely to happen.
(berk, Mon 28 May 2012, 0:00, Reply)

Who can blame him?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 May 2012, 0:01, Reply)

Ha! You used to hold a similar view, as I recall.

(berk, Mon 28 May 2012, 0:02, Reply)

I still do.
Benders. The lot of you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 May 2012, 0:03, Reply)

Oh, cheers.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 0:05, Reply)

Pfft
charming, as ever.
(berk, Mon 28 May 2012, 0:06, Reply)

hussy

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 23:50, Reply)

Ever had a square of Dairy Milk and a square of Galaxy at the same time?

(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:51, Reply)

a threesome?
No, I haven't. Is it weird?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 23:51, Reply)

I haven't.
What happens?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:52, Reply)

It's more interesting, taste-wise
than having two squares of the same?
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:53, Reply)

I'm obviously too vanilla.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:54, Reply)

In Lidl they sell a brand of chocolate called Shogetten.
I used to love that when I lived in Germany.
The squares are all completely separate, and I would buy one of each flavour, tip them all out into a container, and then have random combinations of chocolate all week.

Except for the white ones, you couldn't tell which ones you'd picked until you tasted them.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 23:56, Reply)

Schokogetten, isn't it?
they're about 60p...
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:57, Reply)

I haven't had any for ages.
I try to avoid the chocolate section these days.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 0:03, Reply)

Should I try Galaxy?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 23:51, Reply)

Other phones are available.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:52, Reply)

It's called Capital these days.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:53, Reply)

If only human physiology had an internal quality control department.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:47, Reply)

Alright Woodside.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:51, Reply)

alright Jeff
As they say in my hometown, "'ar's tha'sen?"
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:52, Reply)

Are you from Weirdtown?
(Where are you from?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:54, Reply)

You're from Barnsley?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 23:54, Reply)

Near enough, Blacker Hill.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:54, Reply)

Gie o'er.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 23:56, Reply)

'Ere, a tell 'ee what. A tell 'ee what, rate.
See that lass ovver thyer? A'd lerrer fart in my soup any day o' t'week!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 28 May 2012, 0:02, Reply)

What tha laikin' at, tha great barmpot?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 0:04, Reply)

Racist.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:58, Reply)

Pacist.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 28 May 2012, 0:06, Reply)

This is still unbelievably shit.e yo
How can five bottles of wine and decetn music not make you feel better. I'm not gonna cry any more. I swear I'll get her. I don't even care that I'm not talking to anyone any more, I'll talk to myself. She likes me. That's all there is to it. I'll wait. I'll fucking wait. I may be crying right now but everything is gonna turn out fine. Everything else can fuck off. And if it doesn't I'll top myself.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 0:22, Reply)

Seriously, everything else can absolutely fuck off.
This isn't over. Who am I talking to? I don't know. I don't care. I'll win in the end. I'll get her. I will, I really will. I'm not just fucking dropping it out now.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 0:26, Reply)

The best thing you can do right now is sleep on it,
and re-evaluate matters when you're in a more rational state of mind.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 28 May 2012, 0:28, Reply)

Baz.
You LOVE football. Just remember that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 May 2012, 0:35, Reply)

I hate football.
I hope England do well now because of Hodgson. But it's difficult to put into words how little I care about football at this time. I didn't care anyway, but now I don't care about anything. There's nothing anyone can say. I was besotted and now I've been sucker punched in the face. If you were by my side right now I'd demand a hug. I wouldn't even demand one actually, I'd just take one off of you. You wouldn't have a choice. But as it is I'm listening to sad music on my own whilst chain smoking and desperately holding back tears. Why should anyone have to feel like this?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 0:38, Reply)

That's well gay. I don't care.
I'm fucking annoyed. I like someone and she likes me. There's no reason to be in this situation and I'm gonna change it. I know I keep thinking aloud but it helps.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 0:40, Reply)

If you invest a lot of emotion in someone, there is always a risk that it won't be repaid.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 28 May 2012, 0:40, Reply)

I mean she's 29 and I'm 21.
But that's made no issues. We've been seeing each other for four months. If that was a a point in the beginning fair enough. But it wasn't. Maybe she thought it'd never get serious and it's got to the point where it might and she's fucked me off. I don't know. All I know is there's absolutely no way I'm just gonna drop it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 0:45, Reply)

Baz, If I was local, I'd take you to a casino.
I'd give you sufficient coins to play the tables for half an hour and get you a proper drink,

Get drunk, get upset and mope about for a few days. You need to.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 May 2012, 0:50, Reply)

^^^ this, with added "don't make a tit of yourself by doing something rash".

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 28 May 2012, 0:51, Reply)

I mean I considered topping myself but I don't want to give her the satisfaction.
I just want to find someone that I can spend time with who makes me smile beyond words. She did that. I want someone else to do that. I'm shit at talking to girls. She talked to me when I first met her. Why does everything have to be so shit?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 1:02, Reply)

My head hurts again.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 7:45, Reply)