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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm going home in ten minutes, so make your replies prompt and entertaining please.So, who is best? Quentin or Nakers?
Can one of you nerds stick one of those poll things at the top of this?
Alt: Actually, while you're at it, one of you could pop into my office for a couple of hours and show me some more tricks like quick reply?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:54,
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latest was 13 years ago)
I realise that this thread is shit,but I don't care, I'm going home soon.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:55,
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I just found out the toil which I had 28 hours at the begginning of last month but ran down over the last few weeksis now going to be paid as overtime plus 50% at the end of the month. FFS I've only got 1.5 hours left.
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OuchThat sounds like a lot of cash down the drain
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:58,
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fucking never mentioned it before now... cunts.still I did get a lot of lay ins and early friday pints
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s'poseCash is always good though.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:59,
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He said pint!I'm going to the pub.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:00,
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Make one of those polls then ChompyYou won't even need to rig this one.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:58,
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This is going to end up with Quentin and NA getting one vote each and everyone else going for none of the above.(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:03, Reply)
I voted tactically so they were the same(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:04,
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I can't see it so I'm assuming I'm winning(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:05,
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Its a dead heat in the bent spastic race(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:08,
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what's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?not being a cripple
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:10,
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You got my vote QuentsProbably because I am horribly sleep-deprived at the moment and beginning to hallucinate.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:44,
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That's like comparing genital warts and the clap.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:58,
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*dons tin hat*I like both of them on here, now that Quentin has chilled some.
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I'm not showing you any tricks until I see the colour of your money, young man
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:59,
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I'm a bit sick of quick reply now.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:59,
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My iPhone doesn't do quick reply*sadface*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:01,
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depends what forto have a civilised conversation with, probably Ape, to make the board more amusing, quint.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 30 May 2012, 14:59,
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Civilised?On here?
*drops monocle*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:00,
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maybe you should go back to being a spelling reatrd mentalist?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:14,
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Quentin gets my vote. Sorry Nakkers.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:14,
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that's ok, fatties should stick together(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:16,
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Why? Do they sweat glue?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:18,
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when there are only two comparables, it's "better", not "best"ape is better, but he's not the best.
quentin is poorer, but he's not the worst.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:18,
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no, quentin is a "comedy" characternobody knows what the real quentin is like. others are just cunts!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:20,
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you might be awful, shallow and ugly and self-importantor secretly you might be lovely, funny and kind. nobody knows because you confine yourself to board crap.
other people talk about themselves a LOT so we know that they are either awful or lovely in real life too.
don't make me explain myself. it's hot outside.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:34,
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Remember when we thought you were Bert?Those were happy times.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:35,
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i am still not convincedoccasionally there is a real reek of bert
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:45,
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I still see moments of EdmundThe pathetic, crying need for attention being part of it.
And before anyone points out I'm the same, several of you have met me, and know I'm not him.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:51,
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i hadn't thought of edmundinteresting.
well. relatively.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:52,
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i am still cringing at the floppy brisketthat himjim is a card
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:45,
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it was very funnybut utterly rank. poor charmander couldn't touch her meat after that.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:53,
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*insert comedy sexual euphemism reference here*(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:57,
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I'm so very tired(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:58,
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Charms being there was the only thing stopping mefrom a followup horseradish sauce joke.
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Kroney, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:03,
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Are you calling her ugly here?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:06,
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arhhh, I'll send you a thank you cock gaz(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:22,
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don't worryyou'd need a zoom to see it.
edmund's was bigger.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:35,
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How would a multi layered ice lolly help?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:40,
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because if you had held it very far away from your cock, it would have looked biggerprovided you also played it like a banjolele
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:44,
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It wou;ld have been the size of a rocket!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:45,
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You can get a cream for thatOr so I've heard...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:52,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1629886
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:00,
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I WISH YOU'D NEVER STARTED THIS THREAD THIS IS THE WORST BULLYING OF ALL :''''''((((, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:25, Reply)
I didn't really, I voted for none of the abovebut I didn't want to kick you while you were down.
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it doesn't change the facts, you've hurt me deeper than any other forum user(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:30, Reply)
so we can safely assume it's shit then.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 30 May 2012, 16:11,
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I agree, it's you and me against the world Q(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:29,
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sure, we can get matching comedy t-shirts(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:31,
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no you're right comedy t-shirts are so last last yearwe'll get hats
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:35,
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i did enjoy LIC's midget one last night's was not so comedy
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:39,
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hahaha, I want a t-shirt with a picture of Battered on as well(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:41,
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maybe he'll bring you one as a present if you come to the next b4sh(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:45,
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well there is no bash this thursdaysilly ape.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:48,
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Battered AND Gonz(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:48,
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kev just had a good ideafruit machines at airports that use up all your foreign shrapnel, but if you win (unlikely), it'll give you back pounds
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who wants to hang around at the airport on their way home?call kev an idiot
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:06,
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I dontI just keep them until I go to another European country again
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:11,
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Put them just before imigration, they'll have hours to kill#topical-lol
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Rambo RamboIt's not the IRA or the KGB dont push me.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:31,
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80's reggae tune, oh PS wotcher nakkersyoutube Ackie - call me rambo
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:34,
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thats it im voting Q then(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:38,
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