Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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this is probably what i would do if i had a weight problem and no wife/girlfriend or life of my own(, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:58, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
No it isn't, what you would do is create vast amount of annoying sock puppet accounts and flood OT with shite.
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yeah that probably would be an option if i was overweight and had no girlfriend or wife and that toobut as this is my only account, and you have many, i guess we're both winners here
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We only have your word that you have a missus. Considering that you're a sock puppet anyway forgive me if I don't take everything you say as verbatim.
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I learnt my lesson with the last few I posted so forgive me if I keep this one to myself.
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Mona Lisa smoking a joint.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:13,
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Damn I was going to be really clever and say _ _ _ _ and Hake, but couldn't think of a fish that has four letters and sounds a bit like love.
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Get some more fingers and you can haveen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louvar
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I heard an elderly motorist got stuck in their after blindly following his sat nav(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:22,
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This made me LOL, then feel thoroughly ashamed.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:28,
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It is amusing that the fact that I wasn't able to run a marathon is the one thing you think you have on me.(, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!You fucking loser!!!! You can't run a marathon!!!!
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I don't have anything on you, nor would I want to. I just enjoy you being all smug and superior then flaking out. I want nothing to do with you Al.
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No, you see if you wanted nothing to do with me, you wouldn't have responded at alland you wouldn't have tried to be my friend on facebook.
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he was only friending you so he could unfriend youit's a thing now
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have you run any before? i bet you haveand i bet the most running thundercunt ever did was when mars ice cream was on 2 for 1 at Lidl
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oh man i love MArs ice cream, not had one in years though(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:28,
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me neither, my gf mentioned them the other dayand i was like awww cos the shop only had cornettos left
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i like a bit of thembut i can't manage a whole one, far too sickly. they should make mini ones.
YOU should make them, and then bring them round here, and feed them to me. provided that you look like bradley cooper, and not a stooping stoopneck, that is.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:32,
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NO, FUCK YOUEither way, Feast is the best ice cream.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:34,
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you're both wrongcrunchie bar ice creams, with the little chunks of crunchie in them, are the best ice cream bars.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:42,
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mint feasts are betterbut they are no crunchie-bar.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:45,
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You just like putting honey and nougat flavoured ice cream up your fanny.(, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)
No way, I hate running, I like riding my bike though. Would you like to come on a bike ride?
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no thanks, last time I rode your mum I caught the clap(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:33,
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I don't feel the need to compete with Q, he is uniqueI also wouldn't compete with you, but that's because I'ma welterweight not super heavyweight
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:38,
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fuck quentinwhere are my mini marsbar ice creams? fuck him right in his disappointing arse.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:40,
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I think he failed in the Bradley cooper part of that requestI however...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:42,
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Fucking Mini Cooper more like(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:44,
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WHAT I HAVE BEEN HERE MORE THAN 6 MONTHS AND HAVE GIVEN MANY DETAILS OF MY LIFEWEHY ARE THERE STILL PEOPLE HERE STUPID ENOUGH TO THINK THIS?
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