Evening all
I'm leaving the country rather than face stupid jubilee celebrations.

Alt: I've got until the end of August to achieve whatever must be done before the age of 36.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:48, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Why are you all so fucking young here?
I feel so ancient...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 May 2012, 21:51, Reply)

Aren't you only a couple of years older than me?
But thanks for calling me young.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Along with Monty and Stunned
I will be forty next year.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 May 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Next year.
So three years older then.
It's an ageing population alright.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:55, Reply)

When I turned 29, I had a 'desperately hanging on to my twenties' party.
I wonder if I should have a 'clinging to the wreckage of my thirties' party this year when I turn 39.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:00, Reply)

I'm pretty ancient.
Every day I wake up is an achievement.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:14, Reply)

That's the spirit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:18, Reply)

eh? speak up!
tch, youngsters today.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:19, Reply)

Ta, Sometimes I wonder if I can be bothered anymore.
But then I realise there are bad people to upset, and so I make the effort. I'm a sort of moral superhero.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:22, Reply)

If the reaction to the royal wedding was anything to go by, it'll go with a thud round here.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:15, Reply)

I celebrated the royal wedding by dragging roota out shopping with my mum.
mr b3th phoned me every ten minutes to tell me about the dress, and pippa middleton's arse.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:20, Reply)

As a small boy, on holiday in France during the wedding of Charles and Di
I was encouraged to shout "Stuff the royal wedding" at partying Brits.
Good times.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:26, Reply)

Is CQ your dad?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:29, Reply)

Yes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:31, Reply)

hahahaha

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:33, Reply)

I'm off to a different reality
that should do the trick
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:20, Reply)

happy birthday in a few hours, and that.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:21, Reply)

and from me too, you young whippersnapper.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:23, Reply)

thank you both
I just got word that one of the rats is involving me in teh making of a cocktail we shall be calling wombquake
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Sounds delish.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:26, Reply)

the main ingredient to add grossness is
red mashed up jelly and houmous
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:28, Reply)

Vodka jelly I hope.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:28, Reply)

if we'd have thought ahead we might have
but I think it's just some booze with mashed up jelly in the bottom to ressemble the insides of a womb
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:30, Reply)

For the full sensual effect, are sardines involved?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:32, Reply)

oooh
will suggest that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:33, Reply)

Nooooooooooooo.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:34, Reply)

you're making it harder to mock you for aging
as you are so clearly not growing up.

I do wish i was you sometimes.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:29, Reply)

Its the larping you really wish for, isn't it?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:31, Reply)

seriously, does her life not sound like fun to you?
apart from the no sex I mean. it's all running around in feilds being a twat and drinking stupid stuff, or taking pictures of stuff or knitting eye-balls.

sounds great to me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:39, Reply)

sometimes it's good
sometimes there's paperwork
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:45, Reply)

What paperwork is involved in enforced celibacy?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:48, Reply)

my nethers have to be registered SORN

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:50, Reply)

Slightly Odd, Rarely Needed?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:52, Reply)

yes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:53, Reply)

Hahaha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:52, Reply)

yeah, well, I know it's a minority opinon
but, in some ways you are living the dream, you even have a job you give a fuck about.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:50, Reply)

thank you for that :)
I will actually think about it like that when I'm feeling shit about the world. After all, not everyone gets to have apple trees and orange walls.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:52, Reply)

'zackly
Minority opinion, as I say, but still I admire your ability not to give a fuck.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:55, Reply)

i'm totally a grown up

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:31, Reply)

The fuck you are
a mortgage does not a grownup make.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:39, Reply)

but you're not growing up either.
and she's at least got a permanent job, a mortgage, and pets. not to mention a shed.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:31, Reply)

I have a permanent job.
and a kid and an ex-wife
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:41, Reply)

Hi dad

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:43, Reply)

you should be asleep young man, your bedtime was over 2 hours ago.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:44, Reply)

Awwwwwwww
Can I just stay up to watch Knight Rider?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:46, Reply)

no.
now go to bed, you have school in the morning.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:50, Reply)

Alright I'm going
*slams door and stomps up the stairs*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:53, Reply)

You are so lucky I am not your dad.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:57, Reply)

^ What granny said.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:23, Reply)

g t
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:43, Reply)

You're hitting the hallucinogens with Monty?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:22, Reply)

after the cocaine, obvs

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:26, Reply)