I don't have a dentist
my teeth are made of titanium.
( Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:00, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Actually they're probably riddled with holes
but because you don't go to the dentist, you have no idea.
(berk, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:02, Reply)

Nope.
Titanium. Family trait.
( Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:03, Reply)

What, like the bad back and the receeding hairline?
I'll take my chances at the dentist once a year, ta.
(berk, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:04, Reply)

Once a year? I got every six months.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:05, Reply)

One does not have an effect on the other.
You may as well blame my bad back on my eyes because they look like they're carved from the bluest slate.
( Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:05, Reply)

I cannot believe you actually just said something that corny.

(berk, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:09, Reply)

Like chips of purest winter.

( Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:10, Reply)

You're so full of bullshit I'm surprised they're not brown.

(berk, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:12, Reply)

i feel as if i am listening to a kitchen sink drama
through my wall.

but i am still laughing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:15, Reply)

Like dancing pools of the sun-kissed Aegean.

( Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:15, Reply)

Like those round bleach things you get in the urinals in pubs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:15, Reply)

Like that very thing. Urinal cakes, they're called. Try fucking eating them, though.
Also like windows onto the Caribbean sky.
( Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:16, Reply)

Nom.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:23, Reply)

I reckon your constitution could probably handle one of those things, actually

(berk, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:24, Reply)

Hahahah quite possibly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:34, Reply)

mmm
soapy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Bleachy and pissy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:22, Reply)

The 8th and 9th dwarves.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:23, Reply)

I met the ninth dwarf the other week in a pizza place
Ever so bad-tempered.
( Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:27, Reply)

You met the tenth one: Spazzy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:33, Reply)

How many of the little fuckers are there?
They're worse than the Polish.
( Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:39, Reply)

There are 78 of them in all.
All registered to vote in a 1-bed flat in Tower Hamlets.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:43, Reply)

I think I've seen the one swipe mentioned
in porn.

And what do they vote on? When you do the hoovering?
( Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:45, Reply)

I didn't go for about 4 years
finally went along and got charged to be told what i already knew, that my teeth were fine
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:15, Reply)

Cool story bro.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:16, Reply)

Dentist sub-threads are the best

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:17, Reply)

I'm single-handedly saving B3ta.

( Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:18, Reply)

was your dentist wearing waterproof trousers
whilst formatting what he had for lunch into an excel spreadsheet and talking about REALLY great films?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:18, Reply)

why do dentists always have really hairy arms?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:19, Reply)

My old dentist, before I fired him for being aggravatingly superfluous
also had really hairy arms. I reckon they drink that stuff they give you to wash your mouth out with, as often they're one client after the next and it's the only liquid refreshment available.

Despite its pink colouring, it's fucking rammed with steroids. That'll be why all female dentists have huge, hairy, dangly balls, I expect.
( Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:21, Reply)

'Open wide Kroney, you wll feel a slight discomfort@

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:27, Reply)

Tea bagged by a female dentist.
That's only one of the reasons why I stopped going. On its own it's an inconvenience; taken with the other reasons, it's the straw that broke the camel's back.
( Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:28, Reply)

Saves you from having to wear those dopey specs they give you
to stop the light shining in your eyes, though.
(berk, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:31, Reply)