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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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Fucks sake sporters, I told you that in private.
I'm never telling you anything again.
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Bazongaloid, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:04,
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12 years ago)
No you didn't!
You posted it on here!!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:05,
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I am an official /off topic good guy
I promise
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:06,
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It's all a front!
He's drowning kittens as we speak.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:07,
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In
cold water, too.
What a cunt.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:10,
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that sounds like a fantastic euphemism.
"I was absolutely bursting for a piss, man. I mean, totally drowning kittens."
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:11,
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I'm just off to drown one now
2 mins
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:13,
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Make sure you put teh seat back down.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:17,
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It's
now seven minutes. I think he shakes too hard.
And long.
And often.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:22,
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hahahaha
"It's mine, I'll wash it as fast as I like"
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:26,
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That's
what I say!!!
How did you know?
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:28,
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What do you expect a man to do when his wife is away?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:39,
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Play 'daddy's special game' with the kids.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:41,
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Have you been having sex with your husbands kids again ?
Oh b3th, NOT AFTER LAST TIME
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:43,
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Oh hello.
The mere mention of paedophilia and here you are. Is there some kind of alarm on your computer or something.
*worries*
You're not watching me
right now are you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:46,
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I fucking love Weston Super Mare
I'm just here on umm business
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:48,
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The only business here is Weston is drugs and prostitution.
Unfortunately I'm not qualified to work in either.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:50,
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I'm an avid collector of bunty
especially copies featuring 'Superstitious Cindy' and 'The Phantom Ballerina' - A mysterious girl arrives at Madame Petrova's ballet school, but she can't dance.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:52,
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Bollocks you lying northern scummer.
I can't believe you betrayed my trust.
My God, this must be how Fat BobbyAndrew felt when I told everyone that he had tried to add me as a facebook friend? I can't believe it hurts this bad inside.
I'LL NEVER TRY AND HURT YOU AGAIN ANDREW!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bazongaloid, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:07,
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Haha
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:08,
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*unfriends Al*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:08,
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Lols
Can I add you just so you can delete me to make it up?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:12,
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I've added a couple of b3tans recently
I'm going to mention it when I unfriend them.
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Bazongaloid, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:13,
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Not if they unfriend you first I guess
Is there a protocol?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:26,
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As I believe I've told you, the standard protocol is for me to post a photo of your new haircut
with your face obscured by cocks. You then throw a hissy fit about whether or not a band you like is actually any good and then you unfriend me.
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Bazongaloid, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:30,
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Wait
Are you two besties now?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:35,
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Damn straight.
Me and Swipe, we're like two people who really want to get naked and rub each others bodies all over with our genitals.
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Bazongaloid, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:37,
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I.. I don't know what to say
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:44,
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Swipes
On a Saturday night. At 10.30.
Shurely shome mishtake.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:34,
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Nah
Just got in from fair innit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:47,
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You'll
be playing SunBingo,SunBingo,SunBingo, next.
Common as muck.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:51,
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DOT CO DOT YOU KAY!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:52,
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Goodnight and godbless, I'm off to bed.
I've got to get at least a 10 mile run tommorow morning.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:10,
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Are
you chasing after a sunshine coach?
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:12,
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His tongue got frozen to the window when he was licking it.
He didn't realise you were supposed to lick the inside.
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Bazongaloid, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:14,
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