The other day I was feeling really shit and I really fancied some tomato soup and bread and butter
so I went to the supermarket and got some but forgot to get any fabric softener but it was alright because in Tesco on sunday it was 3 for £12 which is a better dealt than I probably would have got otherwise so it made up for it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:55, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Was it really massive bottles or do you just buy posh fabric softener?
I paid £2 a bottle last week for mine.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:57, Reply)

Fuxache
Never realised you could have fabric softener with tomato soup. Does it go all frothy? Is it trendy, all the rage in that there London?

Reckon it would taste like Fairies Liquid, but then I'm a porridge wog.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:02, Reply)

I bet you put salt in your fabric softener and everything

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:06, Reply)

Nah
you don't need salt here, the water ain't hard.

The willies are, though.

*lifts kilt*
*-runs away to avoid hearing raucous laughter*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Gonie no dae that

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:09, Reply)

Pits
on breeks.

Zips up.

At's better. *Helmut's Khol lols*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:13, Reply)

It would probably taste more like soap or coconut oil.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:07, Reply)

.....

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:07, Reply)

wtf? I have no flatmates. How di...

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:08, Reply)

*calls ghostbusters*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:09, Reply)