Religion is shit. Society is shit.
Mums are ok though.

Hope this helps.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:54, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

What about a society of religious mums?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:58, Reply)

What if you mum is a vicar and an imporatnt member of society, then what?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:58, Reply)

actually that was an idea for a thread i was considering the other day
i don't think humanity is doing particularly well and wouldn't mind if the whole lot was just wiped out once and for all, but the best methods i've come up with so far have been;

1. set fire to the earth's atmosphere (which it turns out isn't even possible)
2. Radioactive killer bees (which is long-winded and likely to fail)

anyone got any better ideas?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Nuclear war?

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:01, Reply)

where am i gonna get nukes?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Robert Dyas?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:08, Reply)

which department?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Gardening and Outdoor Furniture

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:16, Reply)

Russian states

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:09, Reply)

bit pricey and i'd be picked up by the feds

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Sorry, you wanted CHEAP nuclear weapons
Try the chinks
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Doc Brown, Hill Valley, California.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:09, Reply)

fictional, like your dinosaur lies

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:19, Reply)

I'm sure in 1985 you can walk into every corner store and buy some plutonium
but here, in 1955, I'm afraid it's a little harder to come by. I'm afraid you're stuck here.

Stuck here? I can't be stuck here. I have a life. In 1985. I have a girl!

Is she pretty?

Ah, Doc, she's beautiful. Look, see what she wrote here? She's crazy about me Doc.

Let me see that. THIS IS IT.

*Sequence shortened
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:14, Reply)

GAIDS

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:01, Reply)

we need more gay rape, thats it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Haha 5am Barry couch rape

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:09, Reply)

hahaha Barry Rape couch 5am night out hahaaha

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:10, Reply)

AIDS.
That's what God's doing, anyway.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:02, Reply)

no such thing
as AIDs
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Chuck Norris
with Aids
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Chuck Norris doesn't get AIDS.
AIDS gets Chuck Norris.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Nuclear AIDS

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:05, Reply)

If the oxygen content of the earth's atmosphere was doubled,
The earth would burn very nicely.

By using low carbon methods of electrolysing water this could be achieved.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:05, Reply)

it would need to be done on a massive scale though?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Yes it would.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:09, Reply)

f that then

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Local supernova would wipe us all out.
But then you can't exactly set one off.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:07, Reply)

i'm hoping for a ELE soon, yellowstone's overdue, but apparently we're not due an asteroid for 35 million years or so :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:08, Reply)

The problem with natural disasters like Yellowstone is that we'll be able to survive that fairly well.
I mean America and canada will be screwed, but Russia won't be bothered, nor most of Africa.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:11, Reply)

wouldn't a lot of dust and debris greater reduce our sunlight?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:11, Reply)

It wouldn't be great, but we're talking there about failed harvests and low yields
not all plant life dying.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:14, Reply)

low crop yield = starvation
Yay!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:21, Reply)

I thought they said the caldera would hugely damage worldwide ecosystems if it went off?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:12, Reply)

No, that was Tourette's farts

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:14, Reply)

They are pretty evil

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Hey, I'll take what I can get.

( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:13, Reply)