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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well that thead is fucking wank, Cheers Bobby you feckless blob.There seems to be a bit of hostility between some people recently, to counteract the negative feelings let's try and remember some nice things. What nice things has a b3tan done for you and vice versa?
alt: Is there such a thing as a selfless gesture?
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Nah, he'll return, what with his account still being activeit's a cry for attention, his gaz box must be overflowing with requests for diddums to come back
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:25,
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I hope he does, he is a good bloke and I found him funny*
*when not being emo
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No offence but growing a pubic hair mass on your face isn't really an achievementno matter which way you cut it.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:35,
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He's probably only ever managed a Gary Neville and now he burns with envy(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:50,
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Some scary shit right here www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-18483788
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I didn't know that Yorkshire Chef Cheeky James had a serious side? James Martin Center for Nonproliferation Studies
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Better than the James Corden Center for Nonproliferation StudiesI started to type profiterole there for a moment.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:32,
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i had a dream that beej and i went to the beach That's about as nice as I get
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:22,
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no i lie It was some sort of resort, we went skiing first, then made plans to beach but I woke up
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:31,
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I have had some lovely gifts recently off several B3tans.(
girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:23,
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People are nicer to you than they are anyone else.I've lost count of the amount of times people haven't called you a bent spastic.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:34,
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Not true, i'm lovelywe just sometimes get confused in translation
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:37,
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you and me babyain't nothin' but mammals
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:43,
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pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding pudding
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:52,
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if i come to new york in august, is that near you?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:45,
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Oh yeah, when was my last tit gaz eh? DAYS AGO, that's when(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:47,
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last wednesday, to be precisebut i did tell you not to send me any more
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:48,
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sorry, but i shaved my nipples especially(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:49,
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I think next year another bash is due at my humble abode.There will be food, drink, dancing bears, flying kittens and a middle aged drunk woman making a tit out of herself.
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:32,
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Will wookie be there, or will the AIDs have finished him off by then?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:33,
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Aids treatment is coming on leaps and bounds so it's possible.(
girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:34,
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Like Close Encounters Of The Bird Kind?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:35,
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Monty showed me the light of TayyabsSo me and my boss took him and Lusty there and paid for it (in more ways than one)
I sent CQ a Sex Pistols DVD
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:34,
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A count a few people off here as proper friendsand they've been pretty supportive recently. I'm going to repay them by leaving them behind when I make it big.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:37,
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Today SloughTomorrow... Staines
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:39,
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It's Staines upon Thames nowwhich sounds like a chemical spill
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:45,
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I was a shining light during your dark days after getting dumped(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:39,
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nobody here has ever done anything nice for meand all i ever do is give :(
alt no
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:39, Reply)
that's why i'm surprised you are down as a givernot a w i d e receiver.
ambiguously worded, i'll admit.
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i bet you havei bet you've been called some TERRIBLE things
while wearing a ball gag, and being used as a human coffee table/ashtray by a matronly middle-aged dinner lady from norwich named mistress sue..
and i bet you RUDDY loved it.
you filthy slaaaag.
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I gave Kaol a Warren Zevon CD,I don't think he liked it.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:42,
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i gave a b3tan £240 of premium club wembley tickets and i certainly got zero benefit out of itso i think that counts as a nice gesture AND a selfless one on my part.
i've had a few b3tans to stay and given a lot of legal tips.
in return i've had some nice DVDs and some nice chocolate.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:44,
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your slightly bitter tone when recounting said lack of benefitsays otherwise.
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well, i did think that a "thank you" might have been niceit's not like i asked for the money or anything. cunt!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:54,
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which is PERFECTLY reasonable, as is use of the term 'cunt'but does shit on your selfless act spiel
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saying thanks for £250 worth of tickets is pretty much expected if you aint been brought up in a brothel(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:02,
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who did you give the tickets too?cos i reckon primate here is their puppet
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Someone just told me it was sexface D:(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:29,
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she was lucky he let her give him the ticketsi wouldn't take anything she'd touched with her pooey fingers
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you have a certain childlike approach to insults and life(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:44,
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was he that fat-faced thing that may or may not have killed a baby?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:44,
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Yeah I'm still waiting on that gaz of gossip(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:13,
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hahabut that presupposes there only being one cunt on here.
unlikely, wouldn't you say?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:14,
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it was psychochomp just before he dumped you/al behind his wife's back/ monty who sold them for tabs and cider?(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:17, Reply)
none of the above statements are correctbut i can definitely say that monty knows how to say thank you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:21,
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Thanks for the tickets by the way.Though you could have got me some better seats.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:25,
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Spikeypickle has got me drunk on numerous occasionsBGB has put me up the night, as have T0ria and POA. BGB also hosted the best bash I've ever been to, which allowed me to meet lovely people, and make a twat out of myself. Swipe helped me out with my twat of a landlord, sadly her advice wasn't able to be followed through, as he phoned me with a rather threatening tone, and I folded like a house of cards.
Alt: No act can be truly altruistic, no.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:44,
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Don't get too premature. If I've got a new carpet in the living room or I'm dead then it's off.(
girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:48,
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You'll get your dress off for a new living room carpet?(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:49,
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This is also how I'm choosing to read it(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:49,
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I read it as in those cases she'll be nakedbut that may just be wishful thinking.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:54,
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Or maybe she's currently got a highly polished floor, so we'd be able to see up it, and she'd be really disappointed if this didn't happen?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:55,
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FUCK YOU, WHERE WAS MY "THIS THREAD IS OVER" WARNING?You, my friend, have just made an enemy, for life.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:55,
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Your mum is for benders, 'cus she has a cock.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:01,
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poor gonz, were you talking to yourself again?what's happening with l'oiseau??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:57,
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Looks like it.I donno what that means, soz.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:00,
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I imagine her pronouncing it in her dulcet tones when she does that."Ey oop, Genzerrr, what's oop wit' l'wasserrrr"
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Kroney, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:03,
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a wazzer would be a toiletyou moronic southerner
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:14,
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Oh, yeah', its going alirght, donno if anything is there but I think there might be =)(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:26,
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