Dude, you need help.
Trust me, I know.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:18, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

How did you avoid the sack during your glory days?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:20, Reply)

because booze makes you witty and charming

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:21, Reply)

they must have used scarpe as currency at lunchtime
he'd do anything for a whiskey miniature back in the day
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:23, Reply)

'do three laps of the car park and I'll give you a sip of aftershave'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:25, Reply)

'hand gel for lunch again scarpe?'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:27, Reply)

I have asked myself that very question.
I think it was probably a case of walking before I was pushed when I realised how ill I was.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:24, Reply)

It must have been an open secret in the office

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:28, Reply)

I wouldn't be at all surprised.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:30, Reply)

you live and learn scarpo

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:34, Reply)

My mum works with a raging alkie. Everyone calls her 'Shakey'
Seems a little harsh, but she seems to be at that stage where she's pushing everyone away and refusing help so they don't get close enough to witness the extent of the problem.
It's a shame. I met her once. She seemed nice enough. Has a disabled child and a feckless husband, which probably doesn't help.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Her song 'Green Door' is excellent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Can you point me in the right direction?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:22, Reply)

Through that door over there.

No, not that one, that's the stationery cupboard. No it's not alright if you just have a little lie down, either, and I doubt severely that I really am your best pal.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:23, Reply)

I didn't mention
That I also popped into morrisons on the way to work. I bought a copy of I and a bottle of wine. Scanned the papper, fake-scaned the wine. Free wine! I drank it in the car park. This is getting bad and I don'tknow how to stop it.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:25, Reply)

www.amazon.co.uk/dp/0007424973/ref=asc_df_00074249738389929?smid=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&tag=hydra0b-21&linkCode=asn&creative=22206&creativeASIN=0007424973&hvpos=1o2&hvexid=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=1057388358375971576&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:26, Reply)

You can be quite amusing at times
but overall you're a bit of a cunt really
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:27, Reply)

I'm sorry.
My brother is a severe alkie, I know how bad it is.

I shouldn't be so flippant.

No I'm not.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Yeah, you should.
This isn't an AA meeting.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Why are all the alcoholics I know slim fuckers and when I drank I put on a stone?

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)

In the words of the wonderful Toyah Wilcocth, 'It'th a mythtery'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:39, Reply)

In the words of the wonderful Neil Tennant, 'It'th a thin'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Because we don't eat?
I've put on that since I stopped drinking.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Ah! I wasn't drinking enough probably.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Aww :-(

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)

You heard what he said - OUT!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:38, Reply)

thanks

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:38, Reply)

There is a simple two step programme:
1) Delete your account(s)
2) Kill yourself
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:27, Reply)

I preferred you when you lurked

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:29, Reply)

If this is you now you are 'no longer such a cunt'
you must have been an epic wanker back in the day. Have a turps on me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:33, Reply)

It's the phantom name nicker, Monty.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Oh zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:36, Reply)

You've gazzed me so many times Monty
I thought you knew?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:42, Reply)

I didn't know it was you again.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:58, Reply)

He's still a cunt
He still hilariously pretends to be someone else.
He's still extremely tedious.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Something sadly lacking in their actual personality, obv.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)

THis is the fake TBOT right?

( Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Yes.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Who is TBOT Davvers?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:42, Reply)

You, TBOT.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Whatd oes it mean?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)

It's an abbreviated form of your name, thatbloke,
coined by lazy fuckers who cant be arsed to write out someone's full username, in the same way that I get DG, AA gets AA, and Monty gets "you senile old bellend".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:50, Reply)

*facepalms*

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Comedy account, innit?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:29, Reply)

You forgot these
" "
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:30, Reply)

you forgot this <s>Strike through text</s>

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:32, Reply)

You forgot this
'pearoast'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:34, Reply)

That was his first mistake...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:35, Reply)

that was my first mistake

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:35, Reply)

cheers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)

*You're all cunts* Thanks, guys.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:39, Reply)