christ, i embarrass myself all the time
i went to a victorian vintage steam fair at the weekend, and the ex was looking at one of those old-fashioned peepshow machines. he said the stockings were amazing (probably to wear himself, i know).

so i looked at the male one. 1933 pics of this man unbuttoning his shirt, then coyly peeking at you over his shoulder, etc. then the maid comes in with a feather duster, and he looks horrified and cups his cock'n'balls etc. all v tame and slightly camp.

what i was NOT expecting, and made me yell out something most unsuitable for all the children milling around, was the last shot... the maid, bent over in stockings and topless, with the dude ramming the feather duster up her arse. i laughed so much at the shock.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:08, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Right up the shitter.
Textbook dusting.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:09, Reply)

it was funny
someone in 1933 had a sense of humour

and a sense of filth

at least she could sweep the stairs easily on her way back down
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:10, Reply)

That sounds very funny though. Wish we could see stuff like that here.
the victorian peepshow funnies that is.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Does that mean you don't want to see arse-mounted feather dusters?
Or they're already there?
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:19, Reply)

it means they're not here, but I wish I could see something that funny.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Did you get to go on the miniature railway?

( Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:16, Reply)

there were no engines
just a fucking scary walzter that went at a million miles an hour and a steam-operated pirate ship that also went really fast and decided to blast stinky steam in our faces
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:18, Reply)

You mean you were too embarrassed to go on the miniature railway
after I made fun of you for it? Oh, swipe. You shouldn't be ashamed of your hobbies, you know :(
( Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:20, Reply)

o u
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:27, Reply)

there wasn't one
or i might have gone on it. i do what i like!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:27, Reply)

When are you going to stop referring to boy toy as the ex.
You've been spending so much time with him it's clear that it's all back on.

Also, you've got stinky steam written all over your face. (I sense a meme). You have meme etc...
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:30, Reply)

The stinky steam meme?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:49, Reply)

on back door action with men in public loos
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:55, Reply)

it is not back on
"it's complicated". actually, it's not even that.

you can try, but the more you say it, the more everyone knows you just want to wipe your cock all over my face.

maybe if i come to kidds on sat...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:58, Reply)

I just assumed that
Stinky Steam was a euphemism,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:24, Reply)