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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Sat by the pond with a coffee and a sleeping baby, goslings are nibbling at the grass and the sun is shining its gentle warmth on the world
To compound this picture of serenity Pantera 'fucking hostile' has just come on shuffle.

Morning all, who's got a hangover?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 9:53, 112 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Morning Ape.
I've just woken up.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 10:01, Reply)
Lucky you, although mini ape slept all the way to 7
Which is a lie in these days
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 10:03, Reply)
Go home then lol

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 10:22, Reply)
Why do ducks stand on one leg? It doesn't look very comfortable

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 10:02, Reply)
so the other one can dry off

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Not me.
Although I didn't drag myself to bed until gone two, so I'm fucking useless today.
You know, more so than usual.

Now I just need to get some housework out of the way, and I can do fun stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 10:23, Reply)
Fun stuff?
PIER!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 10:27, Reply)
We did go to the beach with the dog the other day.
I took a picture of the pier, to prove it was still there.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 10:31, Reply)
Most sem to have burned down recently

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 10:36, Reply)
Ours did that before it was cool.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 10:38, Reply)
Insurance job innit
In other news, morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 10:39, Reply)
Morning, flidbucket.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 11:07, Reply)
morning spunk trench

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 11:13, Reply)
I shall be going to the pier soon
Whilst we're holidaying in the area at the end of July. I'm looking forward to it. I fully intend to do lots of fuck-all followed by intense bouts of nothing, interspersed with heavy drinking.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 10:40, Reply)
i went to the pier a couple of weeks back
(the one near me), but it was closed for refurbishment and the monkey with tits had gone!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Yeah, I was in Weston.
In other news, guess who's just got back into her size 12 jeans?

*runs around room cheering*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 11:07, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 11:16, Reply)
If it's any consolation, they're tight as fuck
and I have to wear a top long enough to cover my enormous gunt, but I don't care. I'm happy.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 11:19, Reply)
you aren't allowed to whinge, now
well done
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 11:39, Reply)
Suggestions for things to put on an omelette, please
I am going to have a proper breakfast, for once.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 11:11, Reply)
Eggs?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 11:12, Reply)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 11:13, Reply)
It's the way I tell ,em

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 11:20, Reply)
Mushrooms.
And something chili like to burn away the ahngover.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 11:27, Reply)
No hangover for me. Well not anymore.
A strong coffee, an hour's walk with the dogs and a good breakfast of scrambled eggs and mushrooms has sorted me right out.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 11:16, Reply)
I thought you were dry at the moment?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 11:23, Reply)
Fell off the wagon.
It was a very small wagon.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 11:50, Reply)
That's the spirit!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 13:01, Reply)
No hangover, just a stinking bad mood.
The striking buses ruined my life last night.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 11:27, Reply)
Oh Barry alWays with the melodrama
Whats happens this time?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 11:37, Reply)
Nothing major.
But when you want to go home and it takes four times longer than normal because of strikes, you get a bit peev'd.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 12:05, Reply)
Gaz us your number.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 12:08, Reply)
And this "ruined your life"?
I would have thought an accident leaving you as a quadriplegic was closer to life ruining?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 13:00, Reply)
That sort of accident
Could turn him in to a bent spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 13:32, Reply)
If you had to go to a steampunk picnic one hour from now
what (preferably appropriate) food would you make/take? Remember that hour needs to include puttingonabodice time
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 12:08, Reply)
Cheese and pineapple.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 12:09, Reply)
What time are you lot getting to wherever you're going
Gordon's, is it? I may stop in for a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 12:46, Reply)
4pm, I believe.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 12:55, Reply)
Pfft
A moderate evening, then
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 13:20, Reply)
Toast

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 13:02, Reply)

I just had a triple S.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 13:25, Reply)
Shower, shit, shave?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Cracking tune
I've been fine all day today, but I am intending on getting rather drunk tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 15:45, Reply)
I'm of a similar frame of mind.
Friend of mine wants me to re-code his website to use a different slider. Ok, fine. Sends me something with the only difference being three lines of code.

Lazy fucker.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Who's at the bash, right now?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 16:50, Reply)

not me
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 16:57, Reply)
I am now a bit drunk and wearing a corset
not really sure what to do with the rest of the evening
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 18:48, Reply)
You need to take that corset out on the town.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:06, Reply)
i wish
but i don't think I can do this today
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:09, Reply)

ahem..."---- - ----"
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:08, Reply)
uh?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:09, Reply)
I'm guessing
'have a wank'
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:11, Reply)
oh yeah, right

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:12, Reply)
That's *his* answer for everything.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:14, Reply)
we're all just stereotypes of ourselves these days

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:15, Reply)
I begin in to believe I might actually be a bent spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:19, Reply)
I think you could be right.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:20, Reply)
I'm really not bent, I've had sex with girls and everything

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:22, Reply)
'I begin in to believe' you may be lying

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:23, Reply)
That the iPhone and the gin talking
Although I really can't spell begginning
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:25, Reply)
I always struggle with 'tomorrow'.
I can never remember how many Ms and Rs there are meant to be.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:27, Reply)
Too many that's for sure

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:28, Reply)
GIN!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:09, Reply)
i have vanilla vodka
and that's about it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:10, Reply)
That's your answer for everything

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:10, Reply)
Damn straight
I bet I'm the only person in the country drinking g&ts, wearing red trousers and watching "Scuzz"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:19, Reply)
the guys in the cocktail place put scuzz on
for us when we walked in today. I think they are making some assumptions about us, there
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:19, Reply)
Needs MOAR pirate metal!
\m/
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:21, Reply)
haha - time for some Alestorm or something
They could have stretched to Abney Park - they are Steampunk airship pirates
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:23, Reply)
Best of all the airborne pirates

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:26, Reply)
airships are so last year
bathospheres is where it's at
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:27, Reply)
That's deep, man.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:28, Reply)
ahha
`
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:33, Reply)
I like a bit more privacy when I'm making my ablutions

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:28, Reply)
hahah

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:33, Reply)
I'm dangerously close to calling for delivery food
a couple of cocktails means I can no longer handle cooking. But I feel bad because I want to be less housewhaley. ABSOLVE MY GUILT OR CREATE A SOLUTION
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:33, Reply)
There is no guilt.
Food eaten at the weekend has no calories in it. This is a universally accepted fact.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:37, Reply)
OH RLY?
i wish the chippy was in walking distance. Perhaps it's curry time, instead
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:38, Reply)
Let's work through this logically.
What's in walking distance, and what is there in the cupboard that's microwaveable?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:39, Reply)
nothing in this weather and costume, but I have a phone
I don't think I have anythnig microwavable. I could just have boiled eggs or sanwiches or something
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:41, Reply)
sandwiches. Food of the gods.
Especially crisp sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:42, Reply)

Quick look Spanish and French legs football.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:46, Reply)
Totally watching it already.
My money's on teh dagos.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:46, Reply)
best cooking
Is deffo the winner
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:47, Reply)
but the French can afford bigger bribes

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:49, Reply)
I like how France is wearing........
White just like there flag
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:50, Reply)
Are there any more racial stereptypes we can include?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:53, Reply)
yep.
The French goalkeeper is in YELLOW
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:56, Reply)
feck

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 20:03, Reply)
haha
Come on you dagos!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 20:05, Reply)
Shut up your not funny

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 20:07, Reply)
Cavy get the foam swords ready
Dawn meeting.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 20:14, Reply)
larpers aren't up at dawn
unless they stayed up from last night
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 20:21, Reply)
Everyone should be up for Dawn.
Well at least the dawn, from my old school
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 20:25, Reply)
were you up at the crack of dawn?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 20:26, Reply)

Dawns crack was the holy grail.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 20:29, Reply)
knights and templerlolz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 20:31, Reply)
Nobody
gets up that early.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 20:31, Reply)
i like to run...
As dawn cracks
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 20:32, Reply)
I
like to yawn as my crack runs.

*that marathon runner who I can't remember lols*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 20:35, Reply)
cock yawns
*waves facing north*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 20:37, Reply)
*strokes*
Tsunamis going south.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 20:39, Reply)
To spit or swallow?
Conundrum time.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 20:41, Reply)
gargle

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 20:42, Reply)
bubbles

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 20:44, Reply)
You
bastard. His dad's dead.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 20:47, Reply)
Mr kirks nightmare
Your son is dead
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 20:55, Reply)
Or
rub it in his face to cure the pox nodules, which are the result of eating fatty foods and wankingtoo much.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 20:46, Reply)
Wow I didn't know that.
Lillythepink cure all
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 20:49, Reply)
I don't have a hangover and nor is it morning.
What kind of evening thread is this?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 20:40, Reply)
Threadless
The threadless horseman cometh
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 20:43, Reply)
New thread new thread new thread. Es thread

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:02, Reply)

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