There's fuck all on the TV which means I am watching the football as a last resort.
I hope we lose, just for the lols.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:24, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I suspect some weird hypnosis
it's pretty gripping
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:34, Reply)

It's a surprisingly good performance from England.
The defence is still a bit shaky, but the keeper has been excellent.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:36, Reply)

Living with my dad
so I've seen all the big matches recently. It's more interesting after a few.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:38, Reply)

So
is Parkinson's .
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:36, Reply)

I don't think people with Parkinsons can grip very well.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:38, Reply)

They
can't let go, usually. Shaky, but solid grip.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:40, Reply)

Why
aren't you in the basement clearing up turds and dead firemen?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:38, Reply)

Did her basement sex dungeon get flooded?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:39, Reply)

You
need to watch the news, sir.

Todmorden flooded as was Hepden Somethingorother, just along the road.

Real life drama.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:42, Reply)

I know it was, but BGB lives on a hill so I wouldn't have thought she'd have got flooded.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:44, Reply)

On a hill???
I'm in the valley but the house is built up higher than the street. Only my cellar was ever so slightly affected.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:48, Reply)

It's on a hill, I left my car in gear so it didn't roll down the hill.
The houses behind yours are higher than yours and the field in front of yours is lower than your house. That to me means you are on a hill.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:50, Reply)

I take your point.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:51, Reply)

Yeah you do, all the way in. You love it.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:54, Reply)

Yeah, most women laugh at it :(

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:55, Reply)

Well it might not be very long but it works ; )

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:57, Reply)

sssh

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:58, Reply)

for a given value of works

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:58, Reply)

Ah
hills and valleys.

Very comforting.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:51, Reply)

It's
the end days, Al. Some geezer up the road was building a boat and there have been pairs of animals outside her door all day.

Other than that, if you look up there ^^^^^^, you'll see she bought a dehumidifier.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:49, Reply)

I don't read thread I'm not involved in
My time is more precious than that.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:51, Reply)

Hebden Bridge.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:46, Reply)

Hebden Bridge and Mythomroyd.
There were actually kids outside waiting to be splashed by the passing cars. I wondered about telling them about the sewage but then thought, fuck it.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:46, Reply)

Did your sex dungeon get flooded then?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:47, Reply)

A little.
My shackles have a rust proof coating on them thankfully. Cost a little more but worth it I think.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Good forward thinking.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:49, Reply)

It pays to be prepared.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:50, Reply)

I was a girl guide for a couple of months.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:52, Reply)

You
mean Boy Scouts were involved?

I' m disgusted.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Fucksocks

(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:54, Reply)

For a while there they were thinking of changing the Boy Scout oath
to 'Yes, Mistress Blousie'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:55, Reply)

The
Second line was.

"We love your hills and indeed your valleys."

Third line was.

"We promise not to play wit our woggles."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:58, Reply)

You'll have to stop with the sex mad blousie now.
The meds have made me about as sexually aroused as Mary Whitehouse with a headache.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:00, Reply)

yeah, they can have that effect.
I can cover for you, if you like.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:02, Reply)

Be my guest.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:04, Reply)

"Dib Dib Dib,"

"We'll Dob Dob Dob"

"Akela we'll do our best."

FFS, how do I remember that?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:15, Reply)

I promise that I will do my best
to do my duty to god
to serve the queen
and to help other people
and to keep the brownie guide law
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:22, Reply)

A brownie guide thinks of others before herself
and does a good turn every day.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:24, Reply)

we're the ever helpful imps
quick and quiet as any shrimps
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)

I was a Pixie
then an Elf, then a Pixie again.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)

I only got my hostess badge.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:26, Reply)

I think I had nine or ten badges when I was a brownie.
Only got one as a guide, thoyugh.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Mind you it made me the awesome hostess I am today.
You ask Al.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:28, Reply)

The
"blowie badge?"
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:30, Reply)

Are you kidding????
More like the 'social leper' badge.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:32, Reply)

2 as a brownie
about a billion as a guide, mostly in crafts. Except the one in public speaking
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Did they pay for the plane ticket?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:28, Reply)

I got my trolley dolly badge as well

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:29, Reply)

But clearly not the sand bath one

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Ha
That won't be mentioned again.

Honestly.

No, I promise.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Those
were the days, Cavy.

No standards these days.

I'll wager the hoodies at the end of the road don't know how to make a fire by rubbing two girl guides together.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)