*checks for new thread*
Okay, where's everybody gone?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:12, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I've been internet shopping.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)

Fitba'
ken?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:16, Reply)

I'm going to have to stop supporting England. It's terrifying.
i really don't know how they do it.
At least we *know* our team is shite.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:17, Reply)

I
find it comforting that I have absolutely no emotional attachment whatsoever. I can even appreciate the game. Sometimes.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:21, Reply)

The thing that puts me off football, apart from the fact it's a sport, is that the idiots get paid so much.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Next year I'll get you to Headingley for a ODI
You can get pissed, involved and loving it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Rugby is a different ballgame altogether : )

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:36, Reply)

No - the real Headingley
Cricket.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:41, Reply)

OMG! I'd rather dig out my eyes with a rusty spoon than watch cricket.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Is this a challenge?
A good ODI will turn your head and you can get ratarsed whilst watching.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:44, Reply)

Just because booze is involved doesn't mean I will have fun.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)

We ain't doing it this year
But here's a little promise - next year, come to a ODI at Headingley with me - I think it's New Zealand and India next year.

I'll buy your piece. I defy you not to have fun.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:51, Reply)

My peice of what?
The funny thing is that I know what ODI means. LOL
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:52, Reply)

Your ticket

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Go on then.
I even went on a fishing trip once with an ex. Bored out of my brain and I got sunburned. It can't be any worse than that.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)

It's a date!
West Stand - I'll try to get somewhere between C and H.

I might get a bit obsessive but there'll be snakes, blow up toys, rampant shouting, calling the stewards cunts and all sorts of stuff.

On the field there'll be some action too.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:01, Reply)

Sounds just like a B3ta bash.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:03, Reply)

I'm not holding you to this
But watching cricket is a huge laugh. It's a big crowd thing, far more than football.

When we get closer to the time, and if we're both still on here I'll remind you. You'll have a blast - I promise you.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)

I'ma witness!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:09, Reply)

I'm up for it.
She who dares, wins, and all that : )
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)

There's no way you can lose

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:11, Reply)

There really isn't
There are bars all around so you can drink yourself into oblivion if need be.

Edit - of course you loose. You have to put up with me getting excited about cricket all day.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:17, Reply)

You make me sound like a wino.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:19, Reply)

You'll not fit in otherwise
£50 on you doing a streak.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:24, Reply)

Last one I saw streaking
Was a baked-bean coloured chav and she didn't even get her bra off.

As my mate pointed out - it was like getting 50 yards from the moon then turning back.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:31, Reply)

Considering I'm about as confidant of my naked body as the hunchback of Notre Dame, I don't think I'll be doing any streaking.
I may wear shorts but only if the temperature gets above the core of the Sun.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:35, Reply)

I'm going down to the left corner

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:38, Reply)

You should take Darth.
Not only would he love it, but he might even give you a happy ending at the end of play.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Pwhoar!

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:24, Reply)

It is terrifying
but surprisingly fun.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:24, Reply)

did you buy anything nice?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:16, Reply)

A used Barbour waxed jacket off Ebay.
When it's warm and wet, pacamacs make me sweaty.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:17, Reply)

Good choice.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:18, Reply)

I know.
Mother always taught me to buy good coats and shoes. Cheap stuff is a false economy.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:20, Reply)

Keep
on taking the meds, that'll help.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:19, Reply)

I don't know
If anyone could account for the last few hours of my life I'd be grateful.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:16, Reply)

Read
The Sun tomorrow.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:17, Reply)

I was reading
now I am drinking milk
later I will be having a shower
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:19, Reply)

Slow down, I can't keep up.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:20, Reply)

livin inthe fast lane
no time to wait for you slowys
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:20, Reply)

That was a nice corset yesterday, btw.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:28, Reply)

ta
I try to find as many opportunities as i can to wear it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:30, Reply)

You should do.
Men love bitches in corsets.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:30, Reply)

and that's why that picture is now
on my dating profile :)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:32, Reply)

You don't need an opportunity.
You should wear it as often as possible.

This morning I bought one of those massive ruffley petticoat things. I thoroughly intend to wear it as soon as possible.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:31, Reply)

I don't do girly very well.
I tend to err on the side of hippy chick.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:32, Reply)

To be honest, I usually err on the sideof jeans and t shirt
but I have a lot of dresses, and they suit me, so I like to wear them when I can. Not having a work dress code means I can feel a bit scruffy if I don't make some kind of effort.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:42, Reply)

I have summer dresses for the hols.
Working in an engineering factory means wearing stuff I don't mind getting dirty.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:43, Reply)

If I know I have a day of housework or stock shifting, then I'm happy to slob about in jeans.
I have too many curves to look good in that style though. i do rock a mean dress.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)

You're pear shaped and I'm apple shaped.
You look good in a dress but I don't.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:47, Reply)

I'm not pear shaped
in fact, apart from the disproportionately enormous boobs, I'm a bit of an apple myself. I just carry all my weight on my front.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:50, Reply)

Oh! ok.
It's probably just me not feeling pretty in anything other than a bin bag.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:52, Reply)

That's just called 'being a woman'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:52, Reply)