My wife tells me
That when the queues get too long in nightclubs she often see women piss in the sinks. Now I know men are disgusting creatures but I have never seen this kind of behaviour.
( Peej, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:47, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I've been to lots of clubs but never seen women pissing in sinks.
Maybe I've not been going to the right clubs.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:49, Reply)

I've had the misfortune to be walking through the NCP on Welshback in Bristol and seeing a chav squatting between two cars having a piss. Vile bint.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:50, Reply)

If you will insist on picking your mum up from Yate's at teh end of the night

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:52, Reply)

I piss in your sink all the time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:50, Reply)

I sink pints of his piss.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:52, Reply)

Oh! I know who you are now!

( Peej, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Peroni's not that bad

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:56, Reply)

my friend and i went on a rave boat with the ex on fri. we had two choices.
queue for an hour for the ladies, or crash the gents.

i found a nice dude to chaperone me so i could walk in with my hand over my eyes. all good. my friend was not so lucky.

"excuse me," the massive bloke shouted in her ear. "do you HAVE a fucking penis?"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:58, Reply)

And did she?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:59, Reply)

She should have shouted back, 'well it looks like you don't either'.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:00, Reply)

If a couple of blokes were chaperoned in to the ladies
they would find their heads being used to open the front doors and their face would meet pavement pretty quickly.
( Peej, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:00, Reply)

I'm used to gay clubs. In them you use whichever loo you want.
There's usually a few blokes in the wimmins, gossiping.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:01, Reply)

I was talking about real men
Not some feather duster wielding, friend of Dorothy, with no right to live on gods green earth.
( Peej, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:04, Reply)

Says the guy who rarely gets laid and then henpecked by his Mrs.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:12, Reply)

*flops wrist* GUILTY!

( Peej, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:35, Reply)