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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fuck this shit yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 18:12, 179 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
kroneylols
So, have I missed INTERNET SCANDAL? Was there OUTRAGE?
I miss all the good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 18:21, Reply)
you missed an achingly beautiful prose poem.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 18:23, Reply)
buy a yacht with a flag that says 'chillin' the most'
and rock that bitch up and down the coast
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 18:23, Reply)
Is it safe to post now?
Have all the dreadful day bullies left?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 18:58, Reply)
I H8 U HARTLEY HARE

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 18:59, Reply)
Thanks Quiny you are lovelyping 8)

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:05, Reply)
IT'S OK CQ YOU CAN COME OUT NOW, ALL THE BULLIES HAVE GONE TO WARHAMMER CLUB

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:17, Reply)
SHHHHHHHHH
your not supposed to be here
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:19, Reply)
Wednesday night is warhammer 40,000 night , that shits well bent
I thought I'd come see my b3ta chums instead
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:23, Reply)
I know stand in front of the mirror
And say CQ three time's
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:35, Reply)
Fiery chilli pesto I love you so.
My lips are tingling with delight.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:39, Reply)
Where's that last thread gone?
I opened up about being a slag.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:40, Reply)
Your not a slag,
You were the good time had by all
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:42, Reply)
I did my best.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:43, Reply)
And the feedback from all 4000 does you proud.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:05, Reply)
*beams*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:08, Reply)
Are you battered's wife?
4k £1 a pop the sums kinda add up.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:20, Reply)
I'm nobodies wife, girlfriend, bit on the side, spunk receptacle or otherwise.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:22, Reply)
But apparently first in the queue if I decide to have an affair.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:25, Reply)
Lol jk.
I don't do second best. Not any more.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:28, Reply)
* sobs *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:29, Reply)
I'm sure the misses will heal up soon hon.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:33, Reply)
Some prick started posting irl names and address and pretty personal stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:43, Reply)
Did anyone screen grab it? Who was mentioned? I note that all the stuff by Al's second account has gone from other threads too.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:43, Reply)
Better not say really, verging on GOLD
I only just saw it before it got totalled
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:46, Reply)
Did you say virgin?
was it kroney then?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:47, Reply)
In other words nothing was said and you're trying to wind people up. Well done.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:48, Reply)
Are you calling him a liar?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:50, Reply)
Liar Liar pants on fire.
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:52, Reply)
YOU ARE
*crosses eyes and sticks out tounge*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:54, Reply)
Who??
And who's stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:44, Reply)
I'll post it on my facebook page later

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:47, Reply)
Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:47, Reply)
Damn I miss all the good ones
What did they say about me?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:44, Reply)
That you're a cunt.
They were correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:45, Reply)
Can't be me cunt's are useful

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:46, Reply)
It's got to be better than any of that shite Levi Roots markets

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:40, Reply)
If anyone's in the vicinity of a TV
switch over to BBC1 and call Ronaldo a cunt for me. I think I've used up all my goes.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:49, Reply)
who got named?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:49, Reply)
In other news I am in Telford. The weather is amazing. 26deg, pure blue sky and sunshine. WTF? I thought all of the midlands was covered in smog and Muslims.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:50, Reply)
Leeds and York are horribly muggy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:51, Reply)
You're the Judith Chalmers of B3ta.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:51, Reply)
Surely Judith Chalmers would know that Telford is in Shropshire?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:53, Reply)
Yes, and Shropshire is considered to be in the Midlands.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:59, Reply)
Buy it Batts and tell em all to fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:00, Reply)
Good idea, I've got some loose change in the car for parking, that should be more than enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:02, Reply)
So do I.
To a southerner it's the Midlands.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:59, Reply)
To be honest
I'm impressed that a southerner has acknowledged that there is a Midlands.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:10, Reply)
I have to go to Ripley tomorrow. Deep joy, I don't think.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:03, Reply)
You driving there?
The fun of HGV's trying to over take each other on the dual carriageway bits of the A1, will get you well angry.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:11, Reply)
I have a company driver. I shall be sat in the passenger seat getting some work done. If it takes longer just means I get more done.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:13, Reply)
Only because you lost your booster seat

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:18, Reply)
This post makes no sense.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:24, Reply)
I agree make a new thread.
That will teach em
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:26, Reply)
I forgot you was away, how many days before you get back?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:53, Reply)
Back home tomorrow evening.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:58, Reply)
I'll stop anymore from joining the queue at your house then.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:02, Reply)
No, let them in, I'm on a profit share.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:04, Reply)
The 4k a month you give her.
Shes not gonna have much left by the time you get back.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:07, Reply)
A lot of that cash goes in to savings and stuff for the house, such as the £2k of new carpets we had fitted last weekend.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:12, Reply)
Carpets thats so 1970's you need OAK FLOORS
Plus shagpile lolz
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:13, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1654483
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:28, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:04, Reply)
Has CQ arrived yet?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:22, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:22, Reply)
because the day trolls have gone warhammering
so it's safe Rory told me so
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:24, Reply)
IT'S NEVER SAFE, NEVER!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:26, Reply)
Rory told me OT's safe after 7pm.
He never lies, well thats what he told me........Ohhhhhhhh wait
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:28, Reply)
It's the constant element of danger that drags me here every day.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:29, Reply)
ping!!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:32, Reply)
Lovely!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:34, Reply)
Damn you stole my thunder

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:34, Reply)
the lightning should be a give away

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:36, Reply)
And the fast kung fu fighting

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:38, Reply)
Which was a little bit frightening.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:42, Reply)
HUA!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:44, Reply)

There was funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up
They were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art
And everybody knew their part
From a fainting, to a slip
And a kickin' from the hip
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those kids were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit fright'ning
But they fought with expert timing
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:48, Reply)
???????? Old but WTF
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/8475965/Pub-singers-racism-arrest-over-Kung-Fu-Fighting-performance.html
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:45, Reply)
good grief...
prolly the local chief inspector needed +1 on their hate crime" stats.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:51, Reply)
Or a chance to pull the SUPPLIES joke hes been saving

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:54, Reply)
s'ok, I'm a conductor.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:39, Reply)
olivelolz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:40, Reply)
but who got named?
Is my cover blown?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:41, Reply)
Nope your safe no one mentioned
Purple suede shoes once
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:42, Reply)
In answer to your earlier question
yes, I did like those shoes. I have nothing that would go with them though, sadly.
(berk, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:02, Reply)
buy them anyway.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:07, Reply)
Gay.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:43, Reply)
I wish there were more homosexuals on B3ta.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:45, Reply)

There could be loads, you never know.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:47, Reply)
there are Darth and CQ.
Do you need any more?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:48, Reply)
Pretend homos don't count.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:50, Reply)
I have some fudge I could nudge if it helps?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:52, Reply)
Sometimes I'm disturbed by how white and middle class this place is.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:54, Reply)
it is somewhat
homogeneous
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:55, Reply)
It's the only thing about this place that bothers me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:57, Reply)
Especially when online
personas end up exaggerating those opinions, biases and snobberies
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:58, Reply)
We had a lovely lesbian on here ages ago.
She was funny but alas disappeared after a while : (
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:00, Reply)
I agree about the white thing, not so sure about 'middle class'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:59, Reply)
I doubt you'd ever find a geek who wasn't lower or more middle class.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:01, Reply)
We need a black Muslim humpbacked transsexual single parent in a wheelchair to eveN things out so we hit 'quota'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:12, Reply)
Yup!
We'll have the equality commission on our case otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:15, Reply)
Well I'm a part Irish ex-labourer from a single-parent family, that should get you part of the way there.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:16, Reply)
But do you have a disability?
Besides being a B3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:17, Reply)
Do bad knees count?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:18, Reply)
A little.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=34u_3Z9_LUw
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:18, Reply)
Rumbled!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:56, Reply)

Why do SOME gay men find it neccessary to talk in a really camp voice? it's fucking annoying.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:53, Reply)
Same reason some straight men find it neccessary to make derogatory remarks about women.
In every sub culture there are annoying people.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:55, Reply)
So they can show just how incredibly gay they are
that they need a whole month to celebrate it.
Whereas the millions that died in two world wars get one day.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:55, Reply)
The right wing in this one is strong I think.
A whole month?

Do you know how many gay men died in the first and second wars?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:05, Reply)
surely that's more reason to remember?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:10, Reply)
What? because some of them were gay?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:12, Reply)
None in the US army
They didn't ask and they didn't tell.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:11, Reply)
Precisely.
Gay and black men were never mentioned as part of the force that fought in both world wars.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Aint they a film coming out about the
Tuskegee Airmen

EDIT: www.frankambrose.com/pages/tusk.html
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:17, Reply)
We're at cross purposes I think?
Still don't see why one's sexuality gets a month but the death of millions of all sexualities, colours, faiths, etc gets one day.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:18, Reply)
Do they get a month?
I don't think so. Women get a week. Any problems with that?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:19, Reply)
Surely women get a week every month??
there is an LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender) history month. Every February.
lgbthistorymonth.org.uk/
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Hardly common knowledge or even widely accepted.
It's not a competition about who gets the most time. Soldiers, mostly, become soldiers and know what they are getting into. Gay people do not choose to be thrown into a scenario where they may be attacked or killed just for being who they are.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:30, Reply)
true, but
both world wars had conscription, so not a lot of choice there either.
Maybe it's just where I work that pushes it, others as you say may not be so aware.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:34, Reply)
War is a man made construct. Homosexuality isn't.
I respect more the conscientiousness objector than the soldier. But being half German, I would say that wouldn't I.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)
Agreement to your first point is dependent on if you believe homosexuality is genetic or a result of childhood nurture.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)
Is it fuck nurture.
If that was the case then every sibling would be gay too.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:43, Reply)
I have a nephew who is gay.
We guessed as much from the age of six. His brother is straight.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:44, Reply)
Only if all the children in that family were treated the same. I know a couple of people who are gay and so are all their siblings (sometimes only one sibling in total).

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Imagine you are born a soldier and are aware that because of it you may die or be persected.
Hardly the same.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:51, Reply)
it occurs in animals, too

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)
not at all...fair enough
cheers for the sensible discussion.


Back to cheap lolz tomorrow!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:44, Reply)
BUM TITS WILLY

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)
athankyew!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Women get a week every month.
Damn hormones interferre with everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)
We need Louie Spence on OT

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:53, Reply)
what we really need are hot straight men
who live in south wales and have low standards

OK, maybe just me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:54, Reply)
No ulterior motive then?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:55, Reply)
Not so much ulterior
as outwardly stated
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:56, Reply)
Bless you really are lovelyping

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:57, Reply)
The rules are lovelyping
I'm not sure what it means, you will abide by the rules though.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:46, Reply)

Fuck off cunt.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:48, Reply)
Look well up
I've already answered the cunt question
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:49, Reply)
Once again I find bobby making sense.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:58, Reply)
*Flounces*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:00, Reply)
* orders bottle of champagne *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:01, Reply)
Pops cork uephemism

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:01, Reply)

So many annoying pricks on here lately. It's like a fucking queer apocalypse.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:01, Reply)
Ohhhhhhhhhh get you
*said in lispy voice*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:02, Reply)
you and battered seem to have syncronised your periods

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:03, Reply)
Hahaha!
I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:03, Reply)
Oi, it's after 7pm no bullying
Otherwise CQ will never show up
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:05, Reply)

Oh really? I suppose you want us to collect the blood so you can use it in some bent tree hugging fairy cunt ritual or something yeah?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:04, Reply)
that would be good
but you're going to have to bathe in the sperm of a thousand bees before you do

thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:06, Reply)

I shit bees for breakfast
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:07, Reply)
That buzzing sound wasn't a bee?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:08, Reply)
you're meant to eat food
silly
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:09, Reply)

I eat honey and shit bees. You know no science!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:11, Reply)
Roll your 8 sided dice and get him with a mage spell Cavy
Failing that resort to the sword of foam
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:13, Reply)
i have skinned knees!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:11, Reply)

sucking some cock were ya?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:12, Reply)
nope
I fell walking my dog
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Spakka!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)

Ouch!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)
she didn't even check on me
Just shat in the church yard
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)
I bet that's the only bit of you that's skinny.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Oi! less of that.
Mr Gutbuster.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:16, Reply)
he must not realize i was a talker for years

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)
I did not know this. When are your lot going to learn to spell realise correctly?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:27, Reply)
Release Woderwick

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:29, Reply)
oh boy is it battered freak out time?
Tick
Tock
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)
Nah.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:38, Reply)
Then release Wodger

www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7_oNBT9wsc
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:48, Reply)
welcome to 2004

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:18, Reply)
Evenings here in serious danger of returning to HSH levels of shitness.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:38, Reply)
Get the mini sample of vodka opened and MTFU.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:39, Reply)
tick

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)
Tock.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:41, Reply)
Leave Batts alone
Deep down he's really nice, warm and sensitive.

A bit like bazz but without the shades and itchy fingers
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:45, Reply)
deep down his throat
Where your cock is lodged?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Hahahahaaaahahaaaa

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:55, Reply)
He has no gag reflex
Trufacts
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:57, Reply)

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