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Question for all alcoholics and purveyors of MASSIVE DRUGS
As I may have mentioned, CombiChrist tonight. 2 hour train journey there plus a pint with CQ beforehand. Not feeling too sharp - suspected food poisoning yesterday, stomachache, accompanying headache now appears to be on the mend. So the question is, do I manfully abstain from all pollutants and stick to water tonight, or do I get utterly smashed as I was previously intending to and bugger the consequences?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:41, 7 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

you need a nice hot cup of man the fuck up.
Hope this helps, petal ;)
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:43, Reply)

I knew there was something missing from my life
It was you, Badger. It's always been you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Why thank you.
On a more serious note, get hold of some anti-dehydration stuff (dialyte or similar) from a chemist. Will sort your body out beforehand if you've been shitting rusty arsewater for a while.

Or, fresh orange 50:50 with water with about a teaspoon of salt per pint is more or less isotonic if you're feeling "homeopathic"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Appreciate it, thank you
I've got a 4-day weekend coming up and quite frankly can afford to feel shite tomorrow
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Surely a 10,000:1 ratio of water to orange would work better?
Then take that solution and dilute that 10,000:1 as well.
Remember, and this is the most important part, to shake it well, thus retaining the "memory" of the restorative powers of the orange within the water.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Oh, completely
but I'd like Darth to actually get some benefit.

on the subject of homeopathy, how come they go to the NHS demanding funding? couldn't they just chuck a quid in a reservoir and then get by on the "memory of money" ?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Obviously the cost of producing something made almost entirely out of water is very high.
Their margins must be quite low.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:12, Reply)

I know, I'm amazed they can afford to keep themselves in healing crystals.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:32, Reply)

What do they use to prevent the spread of germs in hospitals?
Alcohol gel.
If you can't get hold of any medical alcohol, I suggest you drink neat spirits.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:44, Reply)

And start now
The sooner you fill your system, the ~~more entertaining it will be for us~~ sooner you destoy those germs.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Sage advice indeed
And from a vegetarian at that, you people are renowned for your "my body is a temple" bullshit, time to get on the Apple Sourz
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:47, Reply)

I don't know what you've been told
But that really doesn't count as one of your five a day.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)

The lime in a gin and tonic definitely does though.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:54, Reply)

I have been told many things!
but unless they're utterly useless outside of the confines of a pub quiz, I have forgotten them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Have you been told you're a massive bender?
You seem to keep forgetting that.
*mwah*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:57, Reply)

I have not
Not once.
Not ever.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:07, Reply)

You're off to see Combi Christ mate just get high on their excellent musical vibes
on the other hand you're seeing CQ, so you'd better put some glue in a bag and stick your head into that if he attempts to make conversation with you 'down the Dev'
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Drink plenty water beforehand
then go ahead and get royally mullered, the combination should flush anything out of your system.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:45, Reply)

DONE
If I die, I'll haunt the fuck out of you, whoever you are
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)

If the first couple of beers taste good and go down fine
the rest is easy.

Wanting to barf after one or two is not a good sign.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:53, Reply)

My concern is exactly this
if the first one or two prove problematic I'll be vomming all the way to the Smoke
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:55, Reply)

OH NO!
This is what killed Leah Betts!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:58, Reply)

CombiChrist and CQ?
I suggest you imbibe a lot more than alcohol.
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