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predictable weekend threadthat doesn't even have a fucking question in it. HA!
that's a reflection of the shit i don't give.
talk amongst yourselves.
alt: oh alright then. you can touch it. but no teeth
alt alt: finally! a question! what happened to this place?
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:17, 137 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I need more people to tell me I'm awesometoday is all about how great I am. Or maybe I just need some sleep and some wine
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:29,
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Wine then sleep is the correct wayI am off to Tesco tomorrow to spend my free £30 voucher on lovely lovely beer
P.S.
You are awesome
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:30,
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wooto all of the above
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:33,
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my bubble is burst :((
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:34,
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*finds funny looking valve**inflates*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:35,
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When you say 'funny looking valve'do you mean your penis?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:35,
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cavy doesn't have a penisshe's always complaining about being single :(
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:37, Reply)
But I would put good money on the chances of Sportscow having a penis pump.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:38,
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She's called Kylie Minogue(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:39,
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I think you're totally awesome! You might even be lovelyping.Are you going to be teaching the new course then?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:32,
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I like her new Facebook photoIt is cool
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:32,
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it's one of the few pictures of me I actually like(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:37,
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Looks coolGood punk attitude
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:39,
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some of itbut I will be coordinating all of it and will be the students' tutor
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:33,
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I'm reading this in the style of Queen Latifa(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:36,
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we're in a pay freezeI ain't getting nothing extra for this.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:36,
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i'm a chumpI've been working on this thing since october, spent hours on the bastard. I just like a challenge, OK?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:42,
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Fool.I hope they at least appreciate your efforts.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:48,
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I've been listening to the dame song ALL DAY ! I really like it. It's called "make it look good" by Kid Carpet (dan le sac vs acrimonious pip remix)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 18:40,
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Lots of people disappearedleaving only the true autistic savants
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:29,
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breepo! breepo! breepobreepobreepobreepobreepobreepobreeposportscow wins the friday afternoon fred, wheeeeeeeeeeeee
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...only using the even numbers on the telephone(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:32,
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SorryI've got six odd numbers in my phone number. And two zeros, which may or may not count as odd.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:37,
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You, on the other hand, definitely count as odd.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:39,
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But there's an even number of odd numbers, Sportosurely that takes the curse off.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:41,
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After a 4 mile walk to get my car today I will have to agree here(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:34,
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Like when Britney just started going mental, still fit as fuck just damaged in a sexy way.
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altalt: it turned dull.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:41,
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Ah, Bristol in the summer - all hot air balloons and crusties boozing in St Andrews Park.There's nowhere else I'd rather be (except perhaps anywhere warmer and drier).
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:46,
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hey! I was one of those crustys**not really i'm really quite clean
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:47,
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Did you have dreads, a stupid bandana and a bit of posh totty called Charlotte?(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:48,
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no, no and noI had booze, a rugby ball and most likely some spliff
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:49,
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You may have seen my crazy mate Al slacklining in St Andrews park. Shame the weather is so pap.
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I did see some slacklining going on.There was some fire twirling too, and other important contributions to society along those lines.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:00,
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Not until something interesting happens.I'm only here right now as it's marginally less dull than marking 68 exam papers.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:47,
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Of a sort. Like winning gold in the special olympics.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:49,
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Everyone's a winnerEven AL could compete in our of their "marathons"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:49,
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I won't hear a word said against al.Even the word "quitter". Or "dropout".
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:50,
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Balding may be factual. I dispute the dull.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:57,
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But he does gardening!That's dull.
says the woman who never leaves her own house...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:03,
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With the exception of your good self, obviously.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:56,
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THIS, RIGHT HERE PEOPLE, RIGHT NOWIS THE GOLDEN AGE OF OFF TOPIC
DISAGREE AND YOU CAN FUCK OFF
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i used to know who some people werenow i'm in the dark. all of you could be the same sweaty loner.
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this weekend i'm gonna draw a picture of all my favourite b3tansON MY BALLS
and then post a photo of it here
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This is alarming similar to Bert's cock pictures.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:00,
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He used to post photos of his cock dressed up as famous people.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:03,
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what a disgrace, i was joking about drawing on myballsi doubt i could even draw a decent likeness of anyone here
except bobby, obvs
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My face is about as wrinkly as a ballsack, if hat helps.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:05,
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you should write BREEPO on the paper bagthen you'd get all the guys
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They certainly do if it's raining or very sunny(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:10,
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He wasn't the one who did the Super Mario one, was he?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:04,
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NSFWwww.b3tards.com/u/e908521f1c6e8c370697/cock1.jpg
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:08,
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Robert of Dorking innitthe best poster this place has ever or will ever have
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:10,
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I haven't got a sister.Can I borrow yours?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:13,
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i think big brother got all the good stuffme and sis are the devitos of the family :(
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last time i saw my sister, a few weeks backshe looked like a cross between keira knightley and alan carr
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Verily his magnum opus (copyright protection issues) & NSFWb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post818764
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:13,
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The one on Becky is my all time favourite, it tells it's own little story(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:13,
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Is that the one with Roota in the picture with her?I've never met Becky.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:19,
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Someone, and I'm not gonna say who let the cat out of the bag during incestgate that Becky didn't exactly have a clean bill of health on that front.
He also used to annoy her over her favourite collie dog being dead, which always made me lol
www.b3tards.com/u/e908521f1c6e8c370697/jizzbox.jpg
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:22,
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Becky 'Jizzbox' jsbx is a special kindof lady(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:38,
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i don't know what the hell is going onbut i haven't laughed that hard at the internet in ages, if ever
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I liked Bert, mostly.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:16,
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I'm reminiscing an entire montage of epic threads of the past.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:19,
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He may have crossed the line on a few occasions, but his Doctor said he wasn't a danger to the public, so that's the main thing(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:24,
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when he crossed his sister's hymen was the real problem(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:28,
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it's the sort of the papers will print when he goes murdering(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:22,
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Is it nearly 2 years ago?How time flies.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:28,
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QUICK, SEND A SERIES OF CRYPTIC GAZZEZ ENDING WITH YOU BEING SAT OUTSIDE HIS HOUSE IN YOUR CAR !!!!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:37,
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It all turned to shit after Pete l'oaf left what a prick he was
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:59,
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I have no idea who anyone is anymore.At least they've stopped with the HTH and the offers of online cake. I fucking hate virtual food.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:02,
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'Pistol' Pete L'oaf as he insisted female b3tans call him was one of the biggest cockhounds to ever grace this board, and that's saying somethingReal carcrash boardposting, but worthwhile watching.
It was a double edged sword was his departure
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:06,
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more like a double ended dildoi heard that guy tends to whole fields of cock, like a mexican farmhand, on a farm that grows cocks.
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he was all 'alternative' banging on about piercing and tattoos all the time I really do hope he's dead
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:09,
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I heard he raped baby goats, least I think that's what i heard(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:12,
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he got all upset one day on /talk and ended up on Mikes list(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:14,
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He was a right fucken pearoast.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:28,
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Is that the new way of describing shoplifting? (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:32,
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Auditing it now.Won't be properly back in business until late Mon. Fuck me it's shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:32,
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The Hop in LeedsIs hoaching with milfs. Something in the water I suppose.
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You're the water, baby. Or something.
At my age, mothers are over eighty, so it's not on.
Seventy Five is my limit, and even then you worry that any moisture present is actually a product of decomposition rather than excitement.
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I massively conform to the 'alternative' stereotype.I rock the steampunk look, have an estranged son, have a really bent beard, wear para boots and love heavy metal.
I suspect I may be a prize prick, still, in my late thirties.
I consider suicide on a daily basis, but my pushbike doesn't quite go fast enough.
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Hewent to a strange school.
As did Micahel Gove.
I did, too.
Same school.
No sense there, then.
*I wish to distance myself from any opinions expressed by the above, other than me, obviously.*
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:14, Reply)
I just had fish and chipsit was excellent. Time for (probably) shonky pink wine as soon as it's chilled.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 18:58,
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shouldn't you be cyber larping with gerds on some warhammer forum(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:01,
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I don't do warhammernor online games. Sorry to disappoint. NOt larping until the end of July, now. In between I stare at the walls wishing the clocks forwards
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:05,
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oh boy when you reach for the stars you might just touch the moon(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:09,
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YouYou can reach the stars by eating fish and chips?
And I wasted all my pocket money on acid. No fuckin' justice in this world.
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Im watching the avengers and drinking IPAWhat are you doing you clutch of cat's cunts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:14,
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moving to blousie's thread(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:15,
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