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I meant later.
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girlinthehole, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:25,
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Have a healthy dinner
but then have three biscuits and some ice cream.
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Bazongaloid, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:29,
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I don't really have a sweet tooth.
I'm more of a cheese and crackers sort of person.
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girlinthehole, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:31,
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I only like savoury now but as a kid....
come on bon bons, cola cubes there must have been one fav?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:33,
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Pear drops and Lions midget gems.
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girlinthehole, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:35,
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Mm pear drops, tastes like nail varnish remover
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:36,
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They taste like polystyrene cement smells.
Ijust rmembered I bought a load of jelly beans yesterday. They're supposed to be for running, but I just started tucking into them.
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Bazongaloid, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:38,
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L I C's balti will be for running
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:41,
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Feck! I want curry now.
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girlinthehole, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:43,
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That would be pretty good, having a few little baggies of dry meat in your hip bag
after about 4 miles you pull one out and squeeze a little sachet of chilli sauce onto it and chow it back with a swig of lucozade.
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Bazongaloid, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:44,
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Market it.
If Levi Roots can get away with the shit he's selling, your on a winner
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:00,
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I have a milky-bar yoghurt
I'll say I win.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:45,
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Wham bar
*nothing else to say*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:02,
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coconut mushrooms
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:39,
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they sound very wrong
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Bazongaloid, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:41,
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NAHHHH THERE MAGIC MAN
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:44,
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i have home made sherbert, true story, strawberry flavour.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:59,
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Come on popz spill the beans
Where you taking her?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:01,
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Before a date? You're mad. You'll be farting like a cow on turnip feed all night. She will not be impressed.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:02,
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That only happens when you drink Iron brew
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:03,
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It's made in Scotland fae girders an' flavoured wi' shite an' deep-fried sugar. Then coloured with illegal dyes. The good ol' boys in the US of A refuse to import it on health grounds.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:09,
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Iron brew and sherbert is like cola and mento's
*I might have made this up*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:12,
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TEDIOUS BUT MARGINALLY RELEVANT FACT: I live 15 minutes' walk from the Lion factory.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 20:26,
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Jesus I turn my back for one minute...
And you all start posting?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:31,
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Never ever turn your back on a B3tan.
First rule right there.
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girlinthehole, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:32,
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I looked at rory's links to a b4sh
had emvee in em, that didn't look like a happy place to be
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:34,
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Eh?
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girlinthehole, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:35,
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I think he said "I like putting my penis into my sisters genitals, it makes me mad with power"
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Bazongaloid, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:39,
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Thanks Al
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:40,
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No wuckas.
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Bazongaloid, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:41,
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My euphemism's really need some work.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:43,
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Euphemism's a euphemism, yeah?
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:45,
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I get what your saying phuds
*winks and acts all coy*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:47,
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It's yer tits, intit?
Don't be shy, I'm sure everybody will be very supportive. A B3ta bra, if you like.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:51,
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My tits are like a shield of steel
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:52,
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Heavy metal boobies rule!!
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:55,
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mental
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:55,
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also
Never start a land war in /talk
And
Never post a picture bigger than your head
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:11,
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Or shove yer granny while she's shaving.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:16,
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I was going more B3ta-specific
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:18,
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I should have explained that my granny reads OT while shaving.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:23,
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Shaving private granny lolz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:30,
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