for snog marry kill don't you have to suggest three people and then we chose who gets what?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:57, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

No
That's a completely different game.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)

hahahaha
genuine LOL
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)

i don't get it?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:01, Reply)

hahahaha
genuine LOL
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:02, Reply)

EXPLAIN

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:02, Reply)

you're a sexually incompetent spastic with the dong of a 2 month old boxer puppy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:06, Reply)

lipsticklols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:09, Reply)

again, fixated on my genitals
why is that swipe, been a while?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:09, Reply)

i need something to laugh at
and your posts aren't it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:11, Reply)

so imagining my genitals,a nd those of baby dogs entertains you?
how long has this been going on swipe?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)

The more pertinant questions here run thus:
"Why a two month old Boxer puppy, specifically? Do they have smaller dongs than other two month old puppies and how did you come by this information?"
( Kroney, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:15, Reply)

i think we need to get the police involved, here

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:16, Reply)

I was suggesting you pick any three you like
but as you ask...

Swipey
Monty
Battered

GO
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)

I'd bang Monty, bang Battered and bang Swipey.
Do I win five pounds?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)

You need another 998 for the record

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:01, Reply)

What sort of record is it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)

Sodomy of a thosand men

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:05, Reply)

edward tudorpole's (same joke twice in one day)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:06, Reply)

I didn't get it the first time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:07, Reply)

there's this song right
'swords of a thousand men' its REALLY good, i like it, you used to hear it at parties, you should google it

what you said sounds a bit like that
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:08, Reply)

Just youtubed it
shit song, shit video, shit hair and shit quality, they should have recorded it to MP3
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:15, Reply)

On a massive banjolele.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:16, Reply)

No STOOPID
then it would sound all small and tinny
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:18, Reply)

(bluegrass lick)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:19, Reply)

What's wrong with you, you Deacon?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:13, Reply)

I not "really into shit old music"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:14, Reply)

give it a listen
its not as bad as that hawkwind stuff baldmonkey likes
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:14, Reply)

ummm... he's a deacon?
*belms*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:14, Reply)

You've answered your own question, here.

( Kroney, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:14, Reply)

* lubes up and bends over *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:23, Reply)

oh god why did you have to make it SO hard???
I'd snog battered, marry monty and kill swipe

I'd rather not snog battered, but if i marry monty i could snog him every day
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:01, Reply)

I like your lateral thinking Q-Dogg

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)

Always thinking.
I like that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:13, Reply)

Hey hey.
Someone tell me not to fall asleep. I'm fucking hanging here.

Given those choices, I'd marry swipe (never have money worries), kill Monty (it's the kindest thing), which leaves me in the unfortunate position of shagging Battered.

Of course, he could just say no.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)

Well if it's all in proportion
you probably wouldn't feel anything anyway
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:05, Reply)

dude it was just snog, why do you want to shag battered?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:05, Reply)

Oh my.
Do I ever feel foolish now.
Sorry, man. I'm just so fucking knackered I didn't even read the question properly.
I shall immediately DMAAKM
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Make the most of it
Sore knees aren't a problem when you don't need to kneel down to give a woman head
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:06, Reply)

I would say no.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:22, Reply)

You wouldn't be the first...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:25, Reply)

And probably wouldn't be the last...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 18:00, Reply)

Oi. You cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:22, Reply)