lol 4 threads will start now
This is all going very well, don't you think?

Alt: Is there anybody there?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:06, 80 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

AND YOU SAY MY THREAD WAS SHIT?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)

I didn't mean you had to delete it.
At least you haven't killed yourself yet.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Stunned...?
STUNNED...?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:22, Reply)

haha, clicken dis

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:09, Reply)

We're all over on the secret cool board.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Are you hanging out on /calendar again?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Mate I'm telling you it's way cool, yeah?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)

It's now beer garden weather in MK
Lets see if this lasts until hometime!
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:24, Reply)

I'm going home now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Must be great that you can still get half price bus fair.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)

He get's free bus fare. The ald cunt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Hiya!!!
I'm back from /calendar and my new cool mates.

I can't believe you lot still hang around here like fucking losers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Too much creepy autism going on here at the moment.
Curious as to where it's going to lead.
( Kroney, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Evening shift is the place to be.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)

For creepy autism? No shit.

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:01, Reply)

No shit, that's why Kroney doesn't like it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:04, Reply)

Its all peace and love on the evening shift.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:05, Reply)

Kittums? I love kittums.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:05, Reply)

Its not evening yet you poove.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:09, Reply)

I'm just practicing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:10, Reply)

I am spending more time on /talk and less on here.
Too many gays.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:05, Reply)

I lurk on talk a bit
that seems to be winding down to a slow death, too.
( Kroney, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:10, Reply)

Mumsnet it is, then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:10, Reply)

Too many gays on calendar?
Yeah I noticed.

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/24371
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:11, Reply)

No, not on /calendar you dipshit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)

Ah, here then.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:15, Reply)

they'll close QOTW, Talk and Off Topic
we'll be forced to interact with boarders posting jedi kittens and people linking videos of those kittens for board to make the jedi kitten images
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:08, Reply)

I'd rather eat dog poo
than spend my time thanking people for 'FPing' me, and having to pretend knobbish cats with laser eyes aren't shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:10, Reply)

i reckon it's the future
this place lives off its interactions between mongs and the angry, they're too thinly spread right now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)

You just ripped that from your speech at the catalogue awards dinner dance, didn't you?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)

I believe in recycling.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:18, Reply)

I have actually attended that, btw.
I can tell that even if you drink three bottles of red to yourself, in about two hours, it is still the dullest evening of all time. Even having my catalogue designer* offering me a bunk-up at her hotel (I didn't) failed to amuse.

*female, you tedious pricks
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:20, Reply)

I just imagined it would be like that.
In need of a brave soul to make them realise the profound emptyness of their pathetic lives.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:27, Reply)

Printers are fucking weird, to a man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:37, Reply)

Try talking to other catalogue designers.
They might friend you.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:28, Reply)

on 'eff bee'???

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:37, Reply)

Eff bee it bee.
Edit, I'm fuckiig off to the pub.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:38, Reply)

I'm back from work!
party time!

Oh and it turns out everyone is happy to discover my guinea pig
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:01, Reply)

+in their rectal cavity

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:02, Reply)

ha! Not this guy, he's massive!
Goatse couldn't contain my pig in his arse

In some ways I will regret typing that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:04, Reply)

I regret reading it.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:05, Reply)

you filthy hoor

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)

So what you're saying is, some guy with a boarder-line personality disorder with a distinct leniency for obsessive compulsive tendencies and neopolonic levels of short man syndrom...
... has finally killed off this place too?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:05, Reply)

It looks that way, G-Dogg.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:06, Reply)

did he flounce again today or something?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Al's decided to be edgy again.
Net result: nobody can be arsed posting.
( Kroney, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:08, Reply)

what did al do?
i haven't seen him post all day
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:09, Reply)

Kroney thinks Al is the comedy sockpuppet account.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:10, Reply)

which one? jim carrey?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:11, Reply)

Yup.
All the accounts are 9 months old or there abouts.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:13, Reply)

waht are you trying to say bart?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:13, Reply)

I'm not saying its you you little scamp.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:15, Reply)

cheers, i'd hope i was here long enough so people know i'm not some comedy account
i lay off the comedy as much as i can
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:17, Reply)

?




it shows
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:22, Reply)

I don't usually bother getting into sock debates
but the more I see of these new socks, the more I'm convinced that it's him. The last time he did this, it was the exact same posting style as these new ones.
( Kroney, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:11, Reply)

i see absolutely no style at all
is that the point?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)

You'd have to have been around the last time he went weaponised autism.
It's exactly the same.
( Kroney, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:15, Reply)

link me up, butterflup

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:17, Reply)

It was a year or more ago.

( Kroney, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:19, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1661626
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:22, Reply)

I love the fact that all, probably, the replies to this people are thinking of different people.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:14, Reply)

Let me clear this up once and for all, Al is my sock puppet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:39, Reply)

Also
Come on Tim/Andy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:40, Reply)

I'll bet you have.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:50, Reply)

I deuced all over them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:53, Reply)

You served their asses.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:58, Reply)

It's nearly 18.00 . Can I clock on for evening shift early and get a bit of time knocked off later?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:53, Reply)

You can stop whining and cook me my dinner bitch

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:55, Reply)

There's a chippy at the end of my road
Get it yo'self, ho.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:56, Reply)

no
but you can take it back as TOIL later in teh year
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:58, Reply)

I'm worried about TOIL. It's capitalised, which I mistrust immediately
Toilet of I, Larper?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:00, Reply)

Time Off In Lieu.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:05, Reply)

or when you are overworked
Time Of In (the) Loo
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:06, Reply)

Top tune on 6 right now, Cavy.
Propaganda. One of the best bands I've ever seen.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:06, Reply)

i sung along a bit

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:06, Reply)

I did some whistling
There's an ice-cream van round here that seems to play "9 lives of Dr. Mabuse."

I'm sure it isn't but I like to think it is.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:16, Reply)

Yes, but you still have to pay the full evening's fee.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:02, Reply)

What if I crouch down really low and wear a school uniform?
I'll do it if I get in for half price, but not if anyone tries to groom me for bumming.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:05, Reply)

Better to pay the full fee and avoid the risk.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:14, Reply)

What's the price difference?
I don't sell my ass cheaply but if the money's right - well, what the hell, eh?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:18, Reply)