OK Kids
For the sake of clarity let me lay this down now - one time, one time only.

I am TD - nobody else at all. No puppets, no nuttin'.

End of statement.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:31, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I don't believe you.
I think you're secretly BGB.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:31, Reply)

With just a hint of.......what is that smell?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:33, Reply)

Battered thinks the whole world smells a bit like bum sweat
because he spends his life with his nose at the level of normal peoples arseholes.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:35, Reply)

He wishes. She is lovely.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:33, Reply)

I agree, but I've never met her.

She doesn't immediately call people "cunt". She waits for evidence.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:41, Reply)

She bought me a beer.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:46, Reply)

You've seen us both in the same room.
I ain't no BGB.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:34, Reply)

I'm not sure I have
I think she might have "excused" herself for a moment while you happened to arrive outside.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:36, Reply)

I smoke like a chimbley
She doesn't.

I was the one with a Rothmans in me gob.

EDIT - also she's a good 5" taller than me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:40, Reply)

A rothmans? Or a cunningly disguised fake clitoris!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Fuck - I would have got away with it - damn you meddling kids
Yes I'm the creepy janitor intent on taking over Tod.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:43, Reply)

we should have a pint soon

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:34, Reply)

Trouble is it's easier for me to do town jobs early morning
Then work back out.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:38, Reply)

TD this is the easy way to remember.
Only people that have sock accounts accuse others of being socks, I deal with each name as a Diff entity and have assigned each person a cartoon character in my minds eye.

I have one for most of the Regs. on here.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:35, Reply)

what does mine look like?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Your Johnny Bravo

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:37, Reply)

Ask away most of you have em

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:37, Reply)

Ooooo, who am I?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:39, Reply)

looks nothing like me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:37, Reply)

That matters not
Thats how I think of you each time you post
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Fair enough.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:39, Reply)

Swipes Cruella (mispelt I think) from 101 Dals.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:40, Reply)

You're not a million miles off at the moment
she is in need of a haircut.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:41, Reply)

I know your all real people, but I havent met anyone and I like you all as cartoons better, the truth would Probs be a massive disappointment ;'(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:43, Reply)

You haven't told me who you picture me as yet.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:46, Reply)

You never asker asked
EDITS ohhhh you did my bad
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Did too!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:48, Reply)

The kenneth williams thing from Willow the Wisp

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:49, Reply)

Didn't he do all of them?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Exactly

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:54, Reply)

I'm one of Al's sock puppets too.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:56, Reply)

Your Fred Flintstone in my minds eye

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:57, Reply)

POTD!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Cheers Local.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:06, Reply)

np, btw
hope this wasn't on here...
www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/social-media/9373724/Cyberbullying-I-got-a-message-from-someone-telling-me-to-go-and-kill-myself.html
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:14, Reply)

I don't even have a spare account
I feel left out
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:40, Reply)

Your Penolpy Pitstop

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:42, Reply)

hahaha!
a character less like me does not exist
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Look up to my reply to Plum!
It matters not. Thats how I think of you each time you post
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:07, Reply)

S'ok Caves, you can have one of mine.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Unless they're real method actors, sockpuppets are usually easy to spot.
Everyone types and constructs sentences in their own way - sometimes you can recognise someone's typing like you can recognise their face.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:10, Reply)

Narrative voice.
I've mentioned this before, when freefair pretended to be an Essex Uni student and hadn't realised that just changing your profile name doesn't make it go back to being a blue name.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:12, Reply)

I swear that lad's middle name is "gormless".

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:18, Reply)