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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So the M6 toll has been shut by armed police and they're surrounding a coach parked there.
news.sky.com/story/956382/m6-toll-shut-amid-counter-terror-operation
Even terrorists don't like traffic.

How are you all doing today? xxoxoxx
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:22, 125 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
hello chompy. I am welll, thank you for asking.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)
Great times.
I don't really know how to move this conversation on now...
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)
ask him to suck his finger and leer into the webcam

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:27, Reply)
No fanks, I'm not into finger sucking.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)
try sticking it up your bum first

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)
its probably just some hippie proestors off to protest about a nuclear plant or that
GOOD THANKS CHOMP, OYu?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:24, Reply)
Alright, bit tired, muggyness makes it hard to sleep.
I think I'll take the duvet out tonight and just sleep with the sheet tonight. I'll report back how it goes.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:28, Reply)
its not that muggy here, the rain's kept it from being too hot

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)
they arrested 6 people this morning in London on anti terror charges
My home made pizza last night was excellent. Although I was hoping for a thinner and lighter base.

edit: good morning, good afternoon and in case I don't see ya, good night!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:24, Reply)
Coincidence?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:25, Reply)
I don't beleiev in coincidence I believe in conspiracy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:25, Reply)
The Pizza base conspiracy!
Pizzagate!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:26, Reply)
i like sitting on my couch white i eat pizza

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:27, Reply)
Freudian slip there that proves you are 100% racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:28, Reply)
only my subconscious is racist, the rest of me only hates the jews

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:29, Reply)
Some Jews spat at some work colleagues of mine
Their skirts were above the knee.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)
bloody shortskirted jew spit bastards, whatever next?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)
fuckin low cut top muzzer piss cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)
yes
The coach was stopped just hours after a reportedly unrelated operation in which five men and a woman were arrested on suspicion of the commission, preparation or instigation of acts of terrorism.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:26, Reply)
I meant you wanted a lighter thinner pizza base
and suddenly there's all these terrorist reports everywhere. I don't believe its a coincidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:28, Reply)
good point
the C4 probably weighed the dough down a little
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)
He probably put anchovies on it
the sick freak.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:31, Reply)
huge fernley whittingstall was making some sort of onion pizza last night
it looked fucking disgusting, i hope someone shoots him
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)
It did look like someone had pooed on a loaf of bread.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)
it looked more like squid puke to me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:35, Reply)
Huge fernley whittingstall has made me lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)

lol squeal
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:36, Reply)
Huge Furry WitlessTool

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:04, Reply)
NO
FUCKING
WAY
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)
I think so.
I don't see how the success of Nakers' pizza and those arrests could be related.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)
Very well thanks Chompy. Yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:27, Reply)
Good good battered, I keep thinking it's Friday though.
I've been thinking that since tuesday.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:29, Reply)
I am on day 4 of a three week break, so it doesn't really matter to me which day of the week it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)
Are you on holiday?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)

I DON'T THINK YOU MENTIONED IT
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:35, Reply)
My 3 WEEKS off you mean? No, don't think I have.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:36, Reply)
this has felt like a very long week

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)
I've had loads on, it's flown by for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:35, Reply)
I am super dooper
I bottled another 12 bottles or wine yesterday and drank the 13th bottle that was left over, I got pissed so it worked, and it was very nice. And I used real corks, I was going to switch to plastic but now I shall use real cork forever and ever and ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)
I've got some stout to make,
I may make it tonight.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)
I'm making elderflower wine this weekend now I have a couple of empty demijohns
I have a feeling that the gorse wine is going to taste even worse than I was expecting.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)
Try horse wine next time

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:35, Reply)
equine mind piss

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:35, Reply)
Don't stirrup trouble

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)
My guess would be horse piss

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:35, Reply)
Really bad horse piss
The Black Cherry tastes good though
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:36, Reply)
racist pervert

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)
I am OK today
My truly excellent bacon, egg and mushroom sandwich has contributed to this no end
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:36, Reply)
I like a bit of mushroom in any sort of breakfast sandwich.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)
Mushroom contributes a great deal

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)
Fucking hell!
Terrorists swanning up and down the motorways in coaches!!?! When did they start travelling around mob handed.

I think all religious fanatics should be driven into the sea. On their coaches.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:36, Reply)
the bad news is they were probably headed t Manchester before they were stopped

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)
It was a bunch of Cockneys hell bent on destroying Stoke.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)
There needs to be an enquiry into why they were stopped

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:39, Reply)
Heads will roll.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:39, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)
Like Deacon's shoe.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)
Hiya Chomp!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)
How are everyone's rage levels today?
it's been pretty tense these last few days
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)
i hate you

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)
i hate you to xxx

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)
At least it keeps all these worthless cunts on their toes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)
FUCK OFF.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:42, Reply)
You can fuck off as well. Fucking Worzel Gummidge-looking pauper.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)
THAT. IS. IT.
I've fucking had it with you, pal.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)
I'm furious*
I've noticed that evening threads have been getting a bit more fighty lately.

*+ly masturbating.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)
it's dozer, I think he's having a hepatitus induced breakdown

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)
That's because Phudcunt is a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)
He is a bit shit, isn't he?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)

a bit totally
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)
You made CQ flounce the evening treads
I hope you happy with yourself
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:02, Reply)
Not guilty and not bothered.
He used to be ok, but turned in to an emo cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:04, Reply)
coming from a fellow flouncer, you should have shown more support

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:05, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:07, Reply)
how did you become such a bully?
you used to be such a nice boy
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:09, Reply)
He got in with a rum crowd.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)
:(
its always the way
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)
I've had no dealings with the fellow.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Morning Chompy
I’ve been in my new job for almost 4 weeks now, I have my own office and unrestricted access to the tinterweb, at what point should I think its ok to mainly fuck around on b3ta most of the day?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)
what do you do?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)
As little as possible, old bean.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)
mainly fuck around on b3ta most of the day

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)
Never. As your posts are fucking dull and you're a wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)
shhhhhhhhh...
*holds Battered's head in my arms and gently strokes his hair*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)
Get off me you cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:47, Reply)
it's ok Battered, it's going to be O K

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)
You are Donald Pleasance AICMFP

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)
haha

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)
I reckon if I crack his hard bitter exterior, he'll be all fluufy marshmallow sweetness inside
I just need to find the source of his rage
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:50, Reply)
Look at around 6' in the air

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)
Thanks Batts

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:47, Reply)
I think HH is alright*


*hh you owe me one bumming
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)
i like HH, he's al's best comedy account

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Damned by faint praise here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:50, Reply)
^^ What Dinosaur Jr said ^^

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:06, Reply)
your al's second best account

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:09, Reply)
Where does Al's main account fall in the ranking?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)
very low

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1663174
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:16, Reply)
Prepares to welise wodger

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)
When I drive my car, I am not driving. I am participating in a conspiracy called 'traffic'. I will walk.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Walk with all the civilians?
With cleaners and the like?

I'll stay sitting in my cab, thanks very much.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)
I live too far from work to walk
and I'm not getting the fucking bus, so I spend the start of each day driving and shouting at other drivers. Fun.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:00, Reply)

walk go on my mobility scooter
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)
Tad pissed off, due to customers being twats.
So, the usual then.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)
I am eating bacon. Therefore my rage has gone*
*for now.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)
I'm eating the contents of a 'graze box', which I got free.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)
I don't care.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:00, Reply)
You'd hate it
It's all nuts and seeds and things. No bacon whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)
I used to get them, they were nice, but never actually filled me up

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:03, Reply)
It's alright, nothing special
I only got it because it was free.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:12, Reply)
What sort of bacon have you got?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:02, Reply)
Halal bacon

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:03, Reply)
Dry cured, smoked back bacon from the local farmers market.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:03, Reply)
smoked?
fuck off
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:04, Reply)
unsmoked?
fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:05, Reply)
*calls the whole thing off*

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:07, Reply)
nother sausage argument imminent!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:08, Reply)
why would you smoke bacon?
it tastes lovely as it is
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:09, Reply)
He'll be snorting it next.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:10, Reply)
in a pub, surrounded by boring men

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)
bacaine

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)
click

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)

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