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Are there any songs that've made you cry?Either due to their emotional power or because it reminds you of the time Smelly Becky let you finger her behind the sports hall and the Dallas moved into your digit path and guided them around the Red October and into Stellan's chocolate starfish and that song was playing on the radio?
Alt: Best thing you ever got in a kinder egg
Altalt: You've got a pint glass and the choice of anything to fill it before the end of the world or some shit, what do you fill it with?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:25,
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Are they the followup band to nsync?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:58,
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That song 'shit thread' always makes me blub.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:35,
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Where does is say how many people are ignoring you?Does it specify the fuckers?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:39,
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I've got mod powersi can see you only have 2 ignorers, well done you
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you've got sixsome mod's messing with my account tho
i posted those as quentin
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6 not bad, although I'm not sure I believe you or know who you are(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:49,
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Louise must have logged on on your PC while you were away from your desk then.Risky behaviour after her warning the other day.
Are you going to escalate this to a written warning?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:05,
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the written warning has already happenedshe couldn't have been near my desk, i think there was a glitch in the matrix
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Problems but a cash surplus ain't one.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:54,
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jesus, that's one group of young women who are only fit for the abbatoir(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)
Hi the truth fairyLong time, no see.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:46,
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I've tried a few of theirs, running from about 7% to about 10%All were surprisingly light and drinkable.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:55,
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All their stuff is good....once you get past the daft names and the blurb the beers are truly excellent. Proper flavours etc. Tescos and Sainsburys sell some of them,although my other half ordered me a mixed box last year which was all very nice indeed.
Hardcore IPA is very tasty indeed, but for drinking slowly and appreciating, not chucking down your neck as fast as possible.
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But then the pint glass would look massive(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:58,
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If it was closer I guess it would be lager(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:02,
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When they let the queers get a proper marriage do you want to get hitched?(
Peej, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:07,
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You say that but once the ring was on your finger you'd become frigid (
Peej, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:11,
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Did you know that the reason all the bbc weather girls are ugly munters is because they only hire qualified meteorologist Whereas the other channels realise that even thick as pigshit eye candy can be trained to read an auto cue
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Peej, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:59,
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Alright she can be the exception that proves the rule or something or other cos she is quite fit(
Peej, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:05,
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I want to stab the chirpy bird that does it in the morningjust to shut her up
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:02,
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That's not truethere's a blonde girl called Wendy who's very pretty.
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Kroney, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:10,
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Is she not a BBC weather girl?You said BBC weather girls are all munters and qualified meteorologists. I am asking merely for information.
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Kroney, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:17,
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She's classed as a bbc presenterI should have been more specific and said BBC Weather network presenters. Should I edit for clarification?
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Peej, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:18,
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Nah, I don't care really.I'm just acting out because I'm bored and tired.
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Kroney, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:20,
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IT was FUNNY WHEN HIS HOUSE BURNED DOWN(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:35,
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5,6,7,8 by StepsIt moves me (bowels)
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Shit chocolate
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A pint of freezing cold Tanquerry Gin and tonic with loads of ice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:09,
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I thought I didn't like Gin and Tonic for years before I realised I don't like tonicI now drink my Gin a'la 1984
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Peej, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:14,
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Why has my ham sandwich not made the popular pagewhy am i so unloved
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:11,
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iT WAS TOO COMPLICATED FOR THE FATTIES TO FOLLOW(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:16,
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YOU NEED TO BE EXPLICIT IN YOUR INSTRUCTIONS, LIKE YOUR TALKING TO A 5 YEAR OLD(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:17, Reply)
i LIKE TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THE MUSTARDi BIN KICKING MYSELF ABOUT IT SINCE I POSTED
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:25,
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John Lydon will be on Question Time tonightit's going to be embarrassing
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:12,
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It's pathetic and cliched I know, but Harry Chapin's Cat's In The Cradle leaves me a wreck.
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home son?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then
I've long since retired, my son's moved away
I called him up just the other day
I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind"
He said, "I'd love to, Dad, if I can find the time
You see my new job's a hassle and kids have the flu
But it's sure nice talking to you, Dad
It's been sure nice talking to you"
And fuck you for making me think of it again today.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:25,
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TRANSFORMERS 3 wHEN oPTIMUS DIES ALWAYS gETS ME, DONT WORRY SCARPE(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:31,
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MEGATRON GOT THE ALL SPARK, AND THERE WERE PYRAMIDS ALTHOUGH THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE SECOND ONE AND THERE'S A BIG FIGHT AND STUFF(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:33,
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he died in the second one but they brought him backhe's a bloody truck, new engine and oil filter, sorted
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IM WAITING FOR THE PORNO VERSION(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:36,
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he died in the comics.IIRC, he was in a video game, he caused some in-game characters to die so he nobly committed suicide.
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and grammatically all of the place.'It's been sure nice talking to you'?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:30,
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I think he's quoting 'Joe Dolce' here(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:37,
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Nah, their's was 'Blockbuster'.FACT: Bob Holness played the sax solo on that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:47,
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Nah, theirs was 'Blockbuster'.FACT: Bob Holness played the sax solo on that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:47,
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me tooBut then again I got a lump in my throat when I first listened to Johnny Cash's version of If You Could Read My Mind.
It's achingly beautiful.
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Really? I got a lump in my trousers.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:37,
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I'm veering towards the 'really embarrassingly poor heap of saccharine sub-literate shit' here.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:35,
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Ice Cube's Check Yo Self (The Messsge mix) makes me cry great wet bitter tears of helplessness.(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:39, Reply)
Shotgun bullets are bad for your health.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:41,
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i ALWAYS CRY WHEN GHOST IS ON TVoR TRANSFORMERS
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:26,
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ME TOO, POOR OLD 'MR CLAYPOLE' AND HIS AIDS.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:38,
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I always cry when I play "Today was a Good Day" by Ice CubeI really identify with that song. It's about a calm day in amongst all the intergang warfare of his inner city life. It make me cry to think of all those wasted lives bleeding out onto the streets of the ghetto. I say a prayer to God to keep all my friends safe and then I go outside and pour out a bottle of Merlot into next door's flowerbed in memory of fallen homies. Like Sebastien, who got accidentally hit by a twelve-gauge on the last pheasant shoot, or Jessica's cat "King Charles", who got run over by her Dad's reversing Bentley.
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Kroney, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:47,
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It's such a tragedyThat Bentley was a beautiful car. Now it's got all cat bits in the suspension.
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Kroney, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:50,
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Do you still get a £5 WHSmith voucher when you win?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:55,
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ShitI'm still waiting for mine
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:55,
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I wanted Our Price vouchers :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:56,
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Woolworths is where all the kool kids shop(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:56,
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So where do you shop? LOL!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:58,
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There must be a queue in thereI can't get through the doors
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:01,
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Monty's funds ran out.The prize is now a fondle round the back of Tayyabs.
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I didn't even cry when my dad diedI'm not crying over some shit song
Oh hang on, yeh Rebecca Blacks Friday
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Peej, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:50,
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I just found a picture of Agnostic Antichrist wearing Stockings, Suspenders and a ThongThat made me cry!
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Peej, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:06,
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...OUR FATHERMNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
*spunks*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:08,
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Viz still makes me lolWhat's the difference between a goth girl and a goth guy?
About ten stone.
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Pretenders - I go to sleepAltAlt: Saffron. As we stagger across the post-apocalyptic wasteland I will be able to trade properly seasoned Asian Cuisine for guns, women and alcohol-fuelled kit-cars covered with spikes.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:11,
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You've thought about this one(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:12,
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