Do you need me to cunt punch your ex anonymously?
I'll do it yo'. Just fly me over.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:13, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

If I start thinking too much about this shit I will get very upset this morning.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Very Upset as in "I'll go off and have a little cry and some drugs/booze/revenge sex with Lusty"?
or Very Upset as in "I'll go on a murderous rampage"?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Very upset as in
getting very upset.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:19, Reply)

*hugs*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:22, Reply)

Aww man.
That's not cool at all.

Change of topic. What do you eat when you have no money?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:22, Reply)

Yeah! That'll cheer him up!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Well I figured he's the person to ask, he makes comments about no money and I literally have about $2.40 in my bank account until next wednesday.
I also have very little food in the house.

I suppose my question is, if I whore myself out for drugs, will the drug effects stop me feeling hungry?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:26, Reply)

super noodles are your friends
I think you have a aussie specific variety or maybe that NZ
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:27, Reply)

urgh, I was hoping it wouldn't come to Super Noodles.
yes. We have them. I've just been trying so hard NOT to be that kind of student.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:28, Reply)

don't you call them something else though? IE isn't there an aussie brand?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Yes. They're called Fantastic Noodles.
And they're fucking SHIT.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:30, Reply)

They're no 'Midnight Oil'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:39, Reply)

find a shop with products out of sight from the till and steal them

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:29, Reply)

O.O
I could NEVER DO THAT!
I am OUTRAGED at the suggestion.

seriously, who would do such a thing, stealing from people who work hard?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:30, Reply)

You could get some Soave

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:31, Reply)

You mean the italian wine?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:32, Reply)

not all the time
we're mostly a very positive people
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Haha

( Kroney, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:52, Reply)

KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)

I had no idea you were italian.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:58, Reply)

i'm not, you razzista!!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)

if it looks like a duck...

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:03, Reply)

fuck it?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Can't say I've tried that before.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Make friends.
Visit them.
Eat their food.
Profit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:32, Reply)

There's this kid on here called Agnostic Antichrist, he does a very good impression of being a chav

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:33, Reply)

I am shocked and appalled, I thought this place did a good job of weeding out the chavs and their impressionists.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)

if it looks, sounds, and acts like a chav
it's a congleton chav
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)

ALSO AA HAS JUST DELETED HIS QOTW STORY DETAILING HIS CHAVVY STEALING
HIS MOTHER WILL BE TURNING IN HER GRAVE !!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Oh dear. Not another deletion.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)

IT'S OK IT'S BACK AGAIN, AA MADE THE CRUCIAL FIRST MISTAKE OF SAYING IT WAS ON THE PEAROAST TIP

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)

*removes peas from oven*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:05, Reply)

Nah, but we manage to drag in the spastics like Rory.
I posted a story (that I've since removed, I'll admit I misjudged) showing a way of saving cash at the cinema. Someone pointed out it was shoplifting, they had a fair point, I removed it.

It's an interesting observation that the last time I posted it, others thought it was a good idea. Ah well, things change.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)

haha
prick
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:44, Reply)

bOOhOO you deleted you massive gay
your polyester tracksuit stinks
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:45, Reply)

We have to excuse Rory,
the childhood sexual abuse really messed him up. "Daddy's special bathtimes" were a particular nightmare. He's more to be pitied than scolded.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:01, Reply)

has he upset you too?
or are you defending criminals?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:03, Reply)

The latter.
He's no criminal, just misunderstood.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:08, Reply)

i think that i read somewhere that if your mum passes away when you're little
you're 80% more likely to grow up to be a criminal
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)

alot of AA's posts are criminally bad for instance

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Barry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)

hahaha,
First LOL of the day.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:39, Reply)

:o((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)