this bloke is a fucking idiot who deserves what he got and has left behind a 7 months pregnant girlfriend
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18396623
complete fucking bellend
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:55, 7 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

on the upside they'll get the insurance, and his kid will never have to speak to him

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:58, Reply)

thank you for adding a rainbow to an otherwise cloudy story
xxxx
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)

I don't think insurance will pay out for a base jumping accident, will it?
Isn't it fundametally excluded on the grounds it's statistically equivalent to suicide?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)

ITS EXTREME SPORTS MAN
life policy would have to pay out as it was 'an accident', probably not holiday insurance though
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)

nah, its an illegal activity and not considered an extreme sport, badger is right
again
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:05, Reply)

FUCK HIM AND HIS HOCKEY TOP EMBLAZONED WITH THE LEGEND 'BADGER'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:08, Reply)

PRICKENAMEN

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)

Rory is correct.
But it depends on the policy wording.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:07, Reply)

Quentin - voice of fucking reason.
I agree entirely.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:58, Reply)

stupid prat.
HUMANS ARE NOT MEANT TO FLY LIKE THAT.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:58, Reply)

he was basejumping, as in illegally jumping off a FUCKING CLIFF
with a parachute, dickhead (as in he was a dickhead, not you)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Hey, I got what you meant, and I totally agree.
I have no idea what possesses people to do that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:03, Reply)

The rush

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:04, Reply)

The freaks.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:04, Reply)

i prefer def leppeard

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:05, Reply)

Maybe he was trying to escape the tedium of Rush?
Maybe his missus kept putting on album after album of tedious prog noodling and he just snapped.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)

i'd jump off a cliff if i had to listen to jessie j

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:07, Reply)

you already have twice today, maybe you should take a trip to the East Kent coast yeah?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:09, Reply)

why east kent?
i meant one more time today, i'm alright now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)

That's where beachy head is

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:14, Reply)

and?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)

UKs most popular suicide beauty spot

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)

so?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)

fa?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Re?
"a drop of golden sun."
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)

<homer>D'OH!!</homer>

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)

I think he's saying you should go there to commit suicide.
What an awful thing to do.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)

waht a complete and utter BASTARD

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Excitement, simple as

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:05, Reply)

Nutters.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)

The stupid cunts should smoke DMT.
That's a billion times more exciting than that shit, costs fucking loads less - and you don't die.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)

I've always wanted to try it but knowing what your getting in Cornwall puts me off

( Peej, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Far and away the most mental experience I've ever had.
Makes jumping off a cliff seem about as thrilling as shopping for carpets in MK on a wet Tuesday in March.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)

I don't know how I'd cope taking a hallucinogenic.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)

I don't know how I'd cope shopping for carpets in MK

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)

I don't know how anyone would cope with that really.
sounds as torturous as getting fingernails pulled out one by one with pliers.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:37, Reply)

Many people should go nowhere near them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)

I think if I had someone who was sober at the time I'd be okay.
as long as they didn't deliberately try to fuck with my head. Like I KNOW you would Monts.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:50, Reply)

How much and where from?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Just go up to the largest spade in Brixton and ask.
he will thank you profusely and will refuse to take any money for it.

Just mention my name (my real name is Oicoon)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Top man! You're a good egg, Monts.

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Here to help.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:32, Reply)

I tend to shy away from hallucinogens these days.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)

I had about 15 years off but I am super-enthusiastic about them again.
I would very much like to buy some LSD but no longer have the contacts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Some friends and I were trying to buy some weed in Berlin a couple of years ago
And this was pretty much the advice we were given - ask some black people.
Eventually we were directed to a club where we might find some drug-dealing black people. We walked in to this club, ticking off stereotypes left right and centre, three white English boys (the only white faces in there), booming music on a stereo. We ordered three Jack Daniels (one of about two or three drinks available at the bar) then my friend asked the guy sitting next to him if he knew where we could get some weed. He called over another guy, who ducked behind the bar and pulled out several bags.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:33, Reply)

then what happened?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)

He had a cool story bro.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)

He sure did

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Hey *puts sunglasses on* - I'm a cool guy.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)

You ginger cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:47, Reply)

gifsoup.com/view/1139482/horatio-s-sunglasses.html
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Sorry I was getting bored with how long that story turned out to be.
We bought some weed, started to head back to our hotel, realised we'd been short-changed so went back - whereupon our honest drug-dealer friend produced the correct change for us. Strange night.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)

I can't believe you actually had the balls to go back to a drug dealer for the correct change.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)

sounds like BS to me.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Don't start bullying me now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:41, Reply)

Not my fault you told a shit story.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)

I was more the nervous guy shitting himself on the sidelines, while one of my friends did all the talking.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:41, Reply)

Just cos their black doesn't mean you can shit on their dance floor you awful racist

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)

alright, if you've been to germany prove it
what's the german for "i like art?"
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)

I love that you finished this and it's still shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)

In better hands this should be quite a cool story
Bro.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)

that's /offtopic for you

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)

Spanky Hanky would have nailed it!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)

my close personal gazbuddy
i regret sharing that special moment now, it feels cheapened somehow
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:46, Reply)

I hear they have excellent natural rhythmn and consequently are very good at dancing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)

+ under horizontal sticks about 8" off the ground.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:37, Reply)

Which, AHAHAHA, is also true, AHAHAHAHAHA, of YOU RIGHT!!!! COS UR ALL SHORT AND SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)

OH MAN YOU SHO' NUFF GOT HIM THERE!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)

It's entirely down to me, and not the rest of you for being complicit.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)

it's not flying
so much as a barely controlled plummet
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)

or an 'Off Topic', as we call it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)

Agreed
Whenever I see one of those videos of twats jumping off buildings in cities I hope their chute fails. Did you see those cunts going up the outside of the building on the lift? It looked sort of staged but I really wanted them the be horrifically injured
( Peej, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)

done properly its spectacular
but jumping off a cliff is idiotic
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)

I like the way a bloke saw it happened chatted to him and then just fucked off on a boat trip.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:04, Reply)

he assumed the guy was going to be ok
but that must've been one hell of a phonecall to his preggo girlfriend 'hi love, yeah, fucked up, yeah, soz about making you a single parent and that, yeah, soz.

tell barry i said 'bye', alright? ta-ra!'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:07, Reply)

Haha Barry 5am cliff death

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)

couchrape

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)

HAHAHA
The eyewitness is fucking hilarious!

I saw a man hanging for his death, but then my boat came and I went home.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:05, Reply)

He's Dutch, he probably didn't want to be rude and stare.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:07, Reply)

He didn't want to misch out on schome schex so off he went.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:09, Reply)

Excusche me, but I think you'll find he didn't want to misch out on his next weed schesch.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)

bullying monty again, eh fingers?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)

yup.
it's too much fun. now I see why all those kids bullied me through primary and high school. Having a victim to tormet and reduce to tears is just the bees knees.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)

so mean!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)

You fucking love it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:14, Reply)

It's relentless.
And no matter which mods I gaz she just walks clean away, man. She'd got those bitches in her pocket - I don't know how but she's fucking untouchable.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:14, Reply)

It's because any time they come to tell me off, I just talk to them on skype,
and I just like, fold my arms under my boobs and I'm all "I'm SO sorry, it'll NEVER happen again" and pouty and big eyed.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)

+with a vibrator, and my fingers and lube

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)

STOP READING MY MIND!

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:18, Reply)

i'm not, i know sign language

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)

mind webcam
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:21, Reply)

READ WHETT
D GE
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:21, Reply)

I'd have left him to it
I mean a boats a boat, it' not coming back in fifteen minutes or anything like that
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)

He's no Xander Berkeley that's for sure
Berkeley Cage

I hope he said "I live for this shit" before he jumped
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)