Old people.
Alt: yes, but it doesn't refer to speed. It means that the colour of something doesn't run.

God, I'm bored today. I've tried working, I've tried housework, I've even tried shopping. I think I need someone to entertain me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:36, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

*helicopters*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:37, Reply)

fingers, vibrators and lube

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:37, Reply)

Robbie Williams

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Ainthalfhotmum lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)

hey hey! I'm here!
I'm totally entertaining. I just bought a second hand bedside table and a sander and some sari material. I am going to make A THING
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:41, Reply)

Oh dear, the sander is going to fuck that sari right up.

( Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)

oh what?
I hadn't thought of that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)

Use scissors instead.
Top tip.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)

*takes notes*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)

Needs MOAR ice and beards

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)

and piss-stained blankets.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)

ice beards?
is this all about explorers and stuff?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:46, Reply)

John Carpenter's film The Thing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:49, Reply)

Or the prequel I was forced to watch

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:53, Reply)

you know what
i've never seen that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)

A THING???
I designed a logo for a competition today. It was quite cute.

Have you submitted all the relevent H&S procedure forms for the thing-making?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)

ooh, is it on your website, or will it be?
No H&S procedures for I am at home and this is one of my many summer projects. I may regret this once I end up sanding my arm off
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)

It's not on the website
and I can't put it there, as part of the competition rules. Maybe once the contest is over.

Did you see the monster yesterday? I've got a whole range of them lined up. I'm really enjoying those.

so, what is this thing?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:49, Reply)

Is it you designing those then?
They are cool
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:49, Reply)

Who did you think it was?
I'm the one that's been whoring them all over facebook...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:52, Reply)

I dunno
mr b3th?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)

ah, because I talk about 'him'?
Yeah, that's the happy biscuit. He's a he.
It's basically just me. I have identity issues.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)

You can't wish your breasts away b3th

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:16, Reply)

I can't fucking diet them away. either.

: (
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:18, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:25, Reply)

oh he was cool! I liked him (/her/it)
I plan to do some decoupage - gluing material to a bit of furniture and varnishing it. I'm going with sari material and making something a bit like those indian patchworks. I went into a sari shop today, got talking to the woman there and she does textiles and had loads of rolls of awesome material in the basement that I rifled through.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:53, Reply)

So the sari and the bedside table aren't the same 'thing'?
I'm intrigued.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:56, Reply)

they are the same thing
1. sand table
2. glue sari material to table
3. moar glue
4. moar glue
5. varnish
6. WIN!

This technique
www.jcarolinecreative.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Store_Code=JC&Screen=NIGHTSTAND

Only more indian
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)