Friday afternoons.
It's the works equivalent of the long dark tea-time of the soul.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:58, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I can't imagine many employers (who aren't complete cunts, anyway)
expect much in the way of productivity on a Friday afternoon.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Certainly not at mine.
The guy behind me has moved on from playing Rosanna constantly to the mnah mnah song.

Urge to kill- rising...
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:04, Reply)

doo doooooo de doo doo.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:05, Reply)

mnah mnah

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:07, Reply)

But everybodies free...

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Sunscreen I can live with
It's one of my favourite songs.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:11, Reply)

It's shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)

Unless the track in question
Is made by Masai tribesmen, and pressed on vinyl made of Tibetan yak tears, you think everything is shit.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)

my last lesson on a friday this last year
was with some second years. I'd let them put music on, it was always noisy, sometimes there was dancing and arsing about (usually me). Luckily this sometimes led to better work. Yay art subjects
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:06, Reply)

There'll be beers in the canteen in about 30 minutes
I doubt my employers expect much productivity.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)

The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul:
the book equivalent of stuffing your face with human faeces and then running headfirst into a wall, only slightly less enjoyable.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:07, Reply)

Robert Rankin is far superior.

( Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:08, Reply)

what?!
Rankin just spends ages saying things lots of times hoping it will eventually become funny. It's some old charter or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:09, Reply)

No, he also made up acronyms specifically so that he could call an organisation BUMFART and so on.

( Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:11, Reply)

genius

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:12, Reply)

I prefer his cousin 'Uptown Top'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)

(!)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)

See me in me pants and ting lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:18, Reply)

mindbleach please, ladies and gents

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:25, Reply)

OK, there's a decent sub-thread
Friday afternoon time wasting
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Drinking.
I find that usually does it.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)

THATS IT!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:16, Reply)