I'm keeping the total amount to myself
And 3.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:33, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Totals - around 35
b3ta - None I think! (apart from you darling)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:34, Reply)

I just didn't want to be the first to admit to how many I've slept with altogether
It's around 25 for me.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:35, Reply)

Wanks don't count, even with a pint of mince

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)

People, not wanks.
And if you've only wanked 25 times in your life, I'm shocked.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)

I'm not
Lot of mirrors in Apey's house
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:40, Reply)

Meant to tell you fella, I'm off to see Avenue Q next week!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)

BEST
SHOW

EVER
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)

Oh, if we're counting wanks
then I've slept with over four thousand people.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)

+a day

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Hang on...
You're 31, yes? So you've had approx 200 wanks a year since you worked out how?

BOLLOCKS
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)

+ empty and ruined

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Oh Christ, really?
I dread to think what the actual figure is.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:45, Reply)

let's say 19 years of wanking
on average 4 times a week = 19 x 52 x 4 = 3,952

allow for frenetic teenage chimpdom plus years of girlfriend and 4,000 is probably about right.

you desperado.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)

You have nailed 3 b3tans?
You chubby chaser!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Yes, I have.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:35, Reply)

Darth, Monty and Bella

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:35, Reply)

I've never met Monty.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Glory hole was it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:39, Reply)

No.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:39, Reply)

damnit
you've shagged as many b3tans as I have men in general - tart!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:36, Reply)

You've had as many b3tans as I've had women
And you're ten years younger. And nowhere near as handsome.

*kills self*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Yeah but how many men has he had eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Depends on your definition
A lot of gay men I know don't do anal, and count anyone they've sucked off as a "shag"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:39, Reply)

None.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:39, Reply)

none twelvety
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Bella?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:45, Reply)

Darth's disguise

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:45, Reply)

NOEL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)

COWARD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)