I did a fart earlier that smelt exactly like those small eggy glass stink bombs that you used to get

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:42, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Why didn't you tell us sooner??

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)

He had to ring his mum first.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)

Did he have to ask you for the number?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)

nah, she posts it in the local phoneboxs so I can always find it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:50, Reply)

I for one think we should set up some sort of Twitter account so that these types of messages can quickly be sent directly to our mobile phones.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)

I agree, does anyone here know anything about computers
I find Twitter rather confusing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:46, Reply)

What a fucking shocker.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:47, Reply)

I am now eating some cake and havinga cup of tea
this is in no way confusing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:50, Reply)

How's your router?

( Kroney, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:52, Reply)

It wont fit in his ears.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:53, Reply)

I do have quite small ears

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)

I heard it keeps falling out when he runs.

( Kroney, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)

working although the signal still isn't that strong
I haven't got around t channel checking, but tbh i think the walls are just too thick
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:53, Reply)

I told you how to fix that a few weeks back but you didn't even reply to my post.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)

www.ebuyer.com/store/Networking/cat/Network-Accessories/subcat/Powerline-Adapters
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:56, Reply)

I thought about these, but don't really want to spend any more money
I may geta super cheap and super long ethernet (?) wire instead so it can be closer to the living room
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)

You'll have to lay the wire around though. And your kid will trip on it and die and you'll be done by social services

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)

Ohnoes!
She's already broken my ipod chrger by cheing the end and dribbling into it. it's all green and oxidised now
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Do these work with extension cords?
And could you plug one into your router, then attach a second wireless router to the other end of the other one upstairs?

Would you then have a house with two networks? And would that then confuse your devices if it was in a room where one signal was weak, but still present, and the other was much stronger?

Thanks in advance.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:59, Reply)

At this rate I'll be able to still get signal when I'm in the pub 500yrds away

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)

#Yes but they're quicker if they're directly plugged in.
#Yes
#You're computer will connect to the strongest one remembered, so it'll just ignore the weaker one. If you were moving around it might take it a minute to change between the two but not a major problem.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:02, Reply)

This all sounds very promising. I may force my parents to get some for their house
And then I can sell them the new router I bought and haven't used yet.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:03, Reply)

You can link some routers together to provide for one SSID

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:05, Reply)

CAN YOU!!!!????
I'm not sure what this means, but I'm guessing you're talking about having two routers on one network?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:08, Reply)

Yeah
Possibly not with freebie Sky ones and such like but we have 6 access points for our network here, all on one SSID
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:22, Reply)

If i didn't reply, it's probably because i didn't read it
if I didn't say thak you, it's because I'm Al
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:56, Reply)

I'm a terrible cunt.
I'm even rude in real life.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Don't make me start white-knighting for you.
You're just a cunt online. And sometimes in real life. Actually, quite a lot in real life. But then you sometimes do nice things for other people.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:59, Reply)

I never do nice things for other people
It's just sometimes other people want to do things that I also want to do and when they coincide people think I'm being nice to them, when in fact I'm just furthering my own aims.

Are you the "friend" of mine who Dozy cited as thinking me an obnoxious prick online?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:02, Reply)

I don't think so.
Mainly because I've never said that.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:04, Reply)

Fair enough.
I wonder who it was. OR DID HE JUST MAKE IT UP!!!!!!?????
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:04, Reply)

LIES ONLINE?!?!
I don't believe it.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:06, Reply)

THATSWHATMAKESITSOBAD!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Buy some of the things I just linked above.
Routes your network through your power cables like some sort of magic.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)

No, really?
I thoiught it just amplified the signal
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:59, Reply)

You have one in one room that picks up the wireless signal
then sends it through the power to the one in the other room, which rebroadcasts it.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:02, Reply)

O_O

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Kroney is lying to you.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:03, Reply)

But, but why would he do that Al? why?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:04, Reply)

Some people are just mean Nakers.
And other people are just a bit retarded.

cf Battered and Monty
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Well I hope he's happy, lies make baby jesus cry

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:06, Reply)

It's not witchcraft
all cables everywhere are made from the same copper. Except fibre-optic, obviously. Which is glass.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:04, Reply)

The one's I linked don't have a wireless broadcast, they're just wired to wired.
Wireless broadcast ones are like £80 wired to wired are like £40 and better imo
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Even better.
I don't have much truck with wireless.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)

Aren't those cables full of elevtricity though?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:06, Reply)

I think they move the leccy out of the way for a second and then send your signal and then let the leccy back in again.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:07, Reply)

Like a railway siding

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:08, Reply)

Different frequencies.

( Kroney, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:13, Reply)

ahhh, so the leccy is pushed down the wire more often than the internet
this would explain why my movies are always buffering, I'm waiting for another dose of internet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)

Close enough.

( Kroney, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:18, Reply)

Tech fives!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)

Think of it as separate carriageways on a motorway.

( Kroney, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:20, Reply)

So the question is how do i turn my intrent into a ouside lane hogging bmw
rather than a slow lane austin allegro
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:22, Reply)

You have to get up really close behind the internet signal and flash your lights at it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:23, Reply)

Now i live on the third floor, or "up a hill" will that be a problem?
my allegro interent is a little under powered
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:24, Reply)

If you hear something late at night
Some kind of trouble, some kind of fight
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:25, Reply)

Just watch out for slow lorries

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:25, Reply)

Best of all the strepsirrhine primates

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:36, Reply)

And all at once he stops signing for a banana
and start screaming and flinging his shit around. Back to the drawing board :(
( Kroney, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:26, Reply)

Are you referring to the signal and electricity through the wires
Or Ape's understanding of what you have told him?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:22, Reply)

No, that's a network booster,
this is powerline network adaptor. Plug one end into your router, then the other at any plug socket in the house and it'll come out like running a wire between those two places (about twice as fast as wireless)
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Knock holes in your walls.
They don't have to be large, just enough so the signal will find it and aim through the gap. About the size of a cat flap'll do it.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)

*orders power tools and sledgehammers*
Thanks K your a mate
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)