Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Bring out your dead.
Cunts.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:57,
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latest was 13 years ago)
I just had a smoke and a pork pie good enough?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:11,
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Needs moar attempts to catch AIDS. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:13,
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Homosexual marketing midget cunt. Alright?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:07,
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Not bad ta.And it's compliance rather than marketing at the moment.
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Oooooooh. Get you with your compliance shtick. Data compliance?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:10,
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You're not doing very well with this are you?You need Maladismal, Spakka, Becky and Coopsweb for a real HSH.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:52,
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So - you're being ironic, then?Old evening HSH's weren't anything like as dull as they're portrayed - they got shite towards the end but the only problem was that a couple of dullards took over.
Did you know that from participation or are you following an easy line of criticism? I can't remember you.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:00,
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I was a poster then (different account). It was just too twee for my liking, but this place has gotten so quiet I thought back as a one off would make that point. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:07,
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Who were you?I treat this as my evening release - when I can get a release - and I do tend to be a bit protective of the evening sanctity.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:11,
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Can't remember youBut I do remember a QOTW post which moved me a lot - about homeless kids.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:16,
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Yes. That was me. Used to volunteer for Crisis. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:17,
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Good manThat's the one I remember.
I have - as above - a rather old-school approach to O/T even though I'm not a regular user.
I distrust instinctively any Johnny-come-latelies. Like the one that's just started a new thread.
EDIT - That's just been deleted.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:23,
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Retro, dude.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:58,
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Yeah, we had blousie up.Took her to Moatyworld on Saturday afternoon, then a curry in the evening. How's yer good self?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:23,
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Very good ta. Watching series 2 of Jericho. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:46,
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You can all fuck off.I replied to TD in his thread and no one said nuffink.
Shit Cunts. The lot of you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:24,
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I'm leaving that as a memorial.It would be crass and ignorant if despoiled. Those who loved Lord might wish to contribute.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:28,
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What the hell is going off?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:38,
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Oi what about me?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:48,
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Me? (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:52,
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Thats not nice Batts.....I thought you and me was tight. How could I be so wrong, I'm deeply hurt.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:58,
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? who are you(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:54,
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I've never been anyone else.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:55,
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I never asked that.(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:57,
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Sorry I'm in such a good mood.......I thought I would share it with you, chin up old boy.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:01,
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Fuck the fuck off you fucking fucker(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:03,
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Fecking hell, batts.You ok? Just asking.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:06,
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Battered used to make regular appearanceson the Steve Wright show on Radio One, playing an incensed member of the British public who would get irate about mundane things. It was hilarious.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:10,
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I got good money for doing that Easy life.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:12,
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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........We was almost connecting, he was about to tell me all about his loneliness since last Thursday.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:12,
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Kindly be more concise in your questions then.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:00,
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Alright?I'm working late tomorrow night for the third week on the trot. This makes me :(
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Kroney, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:50,
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I've applied for a new job today.I'm not sure if I'd actually want it, though.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:57,
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If they call you for interview then go. You'll at least be able to find out more about the role and may find it's more appealing than you'd thought (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:59,
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What is a reasonable day rate these days?Figures seem lower than they were six months ago.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:04,
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Role dependent as always, from £250 to £1200 per day(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:10,
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Although..........Dwarf prostitution isn't for everyone.
Just saying
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:17,
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Depends where you're pitchingI've seen obscene numbers bandied about for HMRC contracts via Fujitso locally.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:13,
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We've been paying dba's £1700 a day and they're moaning about it (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:15,
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DBA'sDwarf balls and ass
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:17,
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Database analysts you witless moron. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:21,
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So, a bit of anal then...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:23,
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MOAR than a bit me thinks(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:34,
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I get my money from putting people into property.My biggest contract is next to HMRC's Northern Hub.
I'm laughing.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:28,
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And - as I keep saying to the point of tediumMy own business - all my own work.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:36,
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I know exactly what the job isas it's working for a group I used to provide technical support for. It's a nine month contract starting in September, so a longer work guarantee than I have at the moment (though that could change as it already has twice.) I know I could do it standing on my head BUT I'm not sure about the wiseness of dipping my toe back into that particular programme, and the people I'd be working for are a fairly oleaginous bunch whom I frequently had to overrule in order to veto their wilder ideas that would have got them into trouble with EU auditors...
I've applied as it's not to start until September anyway, so hopefully I'll have a better idea about my current contract by then.
I might not even get an interview anyway.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:06,
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Yeah, I want to.There's a project on at the moment that'll give me some good experience in an area that I'm really interested in, though. If I stick it out I'll have a better chance of moving towards where I want to go. Means I have to stick at a shit-heel job for a while longer, though.
bah.
MTFU etc.
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Kroney, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:19,
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Sometimes you have to wade through shit in order to get new shoes.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:22,
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Have you been reading 'motivational' posters again?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:24,
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I just made that up.I quite liked it.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:24,
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I don't know, you click with one finger and disparage with the other.So fickle.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:26,
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Yep. It's almost like I have two distinct personalities. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:28,
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Battered is so cool that he pisses lager and shits ice cream.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:06,
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BBC4The History of the Toilet is now on. This is the kind of programme that makes me giggle and is also interesting. My 6 year old mind is happy and entertained.
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It was fascinating, wasn't it?Thoroughly enjoyed it :)
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:34,
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I think you might be one of the old skool posters that Battered was trying to lure out with this thread.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:36,
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Yo K!Just been reading a bit more about the Battle of Front Royal today.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:39,
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Evening all.Has it come to this?
About six months ago CQ (4EVA IN R HARTZ) tried to start a HSH thread and was treated to a barrage of Fuck Offs, including I think, at least one from Battered.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:46,
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It probably hasLittle Jon Lord tribute thread below.
Bedtime for me.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:50,
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Was never really a Deep Purple fan.G'night TD
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:53,
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Good evening Tangles,What the hell is wrong with everyone lately? Has tourettes taken over?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:59,
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I see you've been making friends and influencing people...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:03,
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Wow (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:11,
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It seems so But what the hell I'm still in a great mood, I haven't got time for haters.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:08,
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Plum you really need to let go(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:13,
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which of you benders posted that ICP video ealier on?They are one of CQ's favourite bands. The dickhead.
Anyone else into Liquid Liquid?
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It was NakersI'd never heard them before. Almost funny how terrible it was.
I don't know Liquid Liquid, do tell.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:07,
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go and look up Scraper and Bellhead on youtube.It was funny when CQ was angrily insisting that ICP are real hip hop and all the shit I like (none of which he could name) were 'shit'. What a supreme dickhead.
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I'm on an easy listening/library music tip tonight.I've dug out classic compilation The Sound Gallery, so I'll look those up later.
I suspect that CQ was just being argumentative for shits and giggles when he told you that.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:16,
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Steampunk, sci fi and Insane Clown Posse.What a witless, learning difficulties cunt.
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I never had a problem with the guyAnd we need people with poor taste so that we can feel superior about our own excellent taste.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:26,
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I shall pop in to fly the flagthere was nothing intrinsically different between a HSH thread and a "Morning Benders, what have you been up to? What will you be up to today?" first thread of the day.
So there.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:12,
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I've done nothing and will do nothing tomorrow soz.
Actually I have unpacked 3 boxes in the last two days, pretty good considering I've been here 2 months. Only 7 more to go!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:29,
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No regrets about leaving Brum for London then?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:30,
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Not reallyI saw my friends up there every other weekend at best so it's not much worse than that now, and I go out drinking with The Monty Bunch to fill in the gaps. I've done more cultural stuff in two months living in London than I did in 9 months in a flat right by New Street Station, too.
Also a 50% payrise doesn't hurt.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:43,
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Good stuffSounds like you are making the most of it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:47,
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Cq has been gone for a while yet still the bashing continues. I weep for b3tanity.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:18,
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I mentioned him only todayAnd I never spoke to the guy when he was active on here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:21,
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Yeah but Bert is the devil(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:31,
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Because b3tans have always been such a welcoming sort?Alright Bobs?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:20,
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Exhausted doesn't come close to describing how I feel so I am off to bed. Have a good one tangles.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:32,
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Just deleted what?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:33,
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EveningI feel like shit. Don't spend the day sanding when you have a dust allergy, it'll leave you feeling like you've got a cold. sniff.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 23:02,
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yupstill feel poorly, though
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 23:28,
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Evening BatteredI have had a most excellent evening, featuring beer, pool, and a Nepalese Lamb curry, which, whilst tasty, was rather fucking spicy.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 23:21,
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