Evening benders!
How are you all?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:39, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Alright Jeff, you big bummer.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:41, Reply)

Booked a hotel yet for the Sept bash?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:42, Reply)

Almost.
I have train tickets.
The mrs still thinks you are all going to bum and murder me though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:43, Reply)

Why do you think I'm trying to find out what hotel you are in.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:45, Reply)

You've been grooming me ever since this went on the calendar.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:46, Reply)

Obviously, it would help if we knew were it was being held.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:59, Reply)

I can't understand anyone admitting to real people that they post on internet boards, let alone a board populated by proper mentals

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:48, Reply)

Yeah, I'll admit it was an awkward conversation.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:49, Reply)

no,no really they're funny people
just never read that board that's all, I'M FUCKING WARNING YOU
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:51, Reply)

Were you there?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:51, Reply)

hahahaha
I can imagine the conversation, 'but I spend more time talking to them than I do you...'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:57, Reply)

Were you there too?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:59, Reply)

So go on then.
Tell us the truth, what did you tell her.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:01, Reply)

I went for the 'mumbling teenager with something to hide from his parents' approach
She was deeply suspicious.
Then I mentioned that it was someone's birthday and she thought that was a bit more acceptable.
She still isn't entirely comfortable with me going though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:06, Reply)

Should have told her it was a bender convention
And you were both invited, she'd have said 'Not really my thing, but you go'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:10, Reply)

She'd never have bought that a certified red-blooded hetero like me would be going to that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:12, Reply)

train tickets!
Cheers tangles, I need to book for this weekend.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:57, Reply)

disasterprone, didn't make it :(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:41, Reply)

Not even coming to his own bash, the ungrateful cadaver.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:42, Reply)

I'll miss him knighting fat trollops on the internet most
well that and being the board crackhead, like zammo but more edgy
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:44, Reply)

Why are none of the new people interesting like this?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:47, Reply)

in the good old days there used to be drama, intrigue, and surprise
you wouldn't know who'd end up in the papers next. My personal favourite was the outing of TFS on talk
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:49, Reply)

I don't know that one.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:51, Reply)

Google "Tim Dingle" and you'll get the gist.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:56, Reply)

This Tim Dingle?
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-525548/Headteacher-sacked-pursuing-lovers-school-webcam.html
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:01, Reply)

COMEDY AT THE GEORGE LOLLERS

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:03, Reply)

And who could forget the morning reports.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:03, Reply)

The very same.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:03, Reply)

I'd be well gutted though, Edmund and his prison sentence totally win that medical top trump battle

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:06, Reply)

Every loser wins, Rory.

(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:20, Reply)

If I ever lose all touch with reality I'm definitely going to go down the I'm a made up doctor route

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:01, Reply)

Even if you do. You'll never replace Craig.
4eva in our hands. No, seriously Doc, that hurts. I think you've fucked that right up. You cunt! I've just put down a deposit on a new piano as well.

'Never mind, I'm sure one of my wives plays'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:06, Reply)

You haven't really made it until your online antics end up in the Daily Mail

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:07, Reply)

It's a tawdry rag.
The Scottish Daily Record on the other hand... there's quality sleaze, right there.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:12, Reply)

Is that who you think captured your story most accurately?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:14, Reply)

Personally, I think it was that telly programme that Dominic Whatsisname presented a couple of years ago.
I can't remember the name of it, but they did an interview with Georgia and they got some nice shots of her tits. I broke Sky Plus wanking over the memories.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:20, Reply)

I can't help
But think of a Mary Whitehouse Experience 'catchphrase' to this news.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:44, Reply)

milky milky

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:44, Reply)

Oh no!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:45, Reply)

That's you, that is.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:56, Reply)