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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:58, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

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( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:59, Reply)

cats are cunts
cats cyclists
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:00, Reply)

ORLY? Why's that then?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Nakers once got teased by a bigger boy on a bike
and rather than blame his own crippling inadequacies, he instead focused his feelings of shame and resentment on the bike.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:03, Reply)

jumping red lights, pulling out in front of cars, cycling on the pavement, clipping wing mirrors
being self righteous pricks, Al, nast lycra clothing, being in the way etc etc etc
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:03, Reply)

AHAHAHAHAHAHA "being self righteous pricks" Oh the ironylolZors are strong in this one.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:04, Reply)

look at me I'm saving the world by cycling, you must all get out of my way pathetic pedestrians
I AM MOST IMPORTANT
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:06, Reply)

But you can't ride a bike? Or is that just what you wish you could say?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:06, Reply)

I can't really ride a bike...
I know this opens me up to ridicule, but I would like to clarify that I USED to be able to until I tore several muscles in my back. And now the position of bike riding is pretty much agony.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Do you have trouble with Doggystyle too?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Great album.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Tru fax

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Waeving all over the road
Groups of the cunts cycling three or four abreast etc.

I understand that having my snarling beast of a car behind you is a terrifying experience but just stay in a straight line and I will find a way around you. Weave around or cycle in a gang and it's just easier for me to run you all into a ditch.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:08, Reply)

More satisfying too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:10, Reply)

I never understand why everyone gets all upset when a cyclist gets squashed by a lorry
If they kept their distance and didn't try and sneak down the inside they'd be fine. They kill themselves cyclists
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Lorries are well known for being highly manouevrable
They can just skip out of the way like a mountain goat, you know.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:16, Reply)

This is why I give points to cyclists.
15 points if they're wobbling all over the place, 10 points if they're being pricks, 2 points if they're over on one side and polite, 1 point if they're part of a big group!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)

I like it when ther'es a big group
and you can plough right through the middle. I got a strike, once!
( Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)

With respect, you're talking utter shit.
I know very few cyclist who jump red lights as most of us don't want to get squished. On my commute to work the vast majority of cyclists follow the rules of the road. Labelling all cyclicts self righteous pricks is rubbish too - how is that? Have you interviewed every cyclist ever? There are certainly a percentage of cyclists who are pricks, there must be - but there are an awful lot of car drivers who are pricks too - pricks who seem to think they own the road, who seem to think that if they knock cyclists over it somehow won't hurt. The roads are a public space, and no-one should have to feel afraid of using it because drivers like you seem to asusme that all cyclists are somehow sub-human.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:12, Reply)

I never mentioned drivers
and of course it's not every cyclist, but to say cyclists don't jump reds is ridiculous and you know it, I see many every single day
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)

I see many car drivers jumping red lights
Lets say all car drivers are self righteous pricks
( Peej, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)

I didn't say it doesn't happen.
In my experience of it, most cyclists obey traffic lights and are embarrassed by those that don't - it gives us all a bad name.

Fair point, you didn't mention drivers - but that does appear to be where most anger towards cyclists comes from, as if we're unfairly encroaching on 'their' domain.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:16, Reply)

I like to step out in front of cyclists barrelling towards pedestrian crossings when the right is red
just to make them screech to a halt, they inevitably get very angry
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:17, Reply)

yup.
Number one pet hate at the moment - car drivers who won't wait and overtake cyclists on blind bends, thus meeting me head on coming the other way. Nearly every fucking day.
The proportion of selfish cunts is growing, especially on the roads.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:16, Reply)

BUT YOU ARE SO SLOW
mybe if you cycled quicker then you wouldn't be in the way
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)

This is absolutely true.
I don't have a problem with anyone if they obey the rules of the road, but so many people don't. Cyclists and car drivers both.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)

I ride 110 miles a week
My commute has no red lights, I never pull out on car for fear of dying, I never cycle on the pavement, I have never clipped a wing mirror. I never weave all over the road. I do it because I don't drive and need to get to and from work, I don't believe I am saving the world.

I am a self righteous prick though but then so are you.
( Peej, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)

You should get a car, you'll get there quicker

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Nope
35 minutes on the bike, 40 minute drive. There's always long tail backs on one particular road.
( Peej, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:16, Reply)

probably cyclists getting in the way

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)