Nope but I once shoved a maglight up a girl and when you angled it right her insides glowed

( Peej, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:19, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

now this is SCIENCE.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:22, Reply)

now this is TORCH RAPE.
Flame On!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:23, Reply)

You say tomato...

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:24, Reply)

Torch sexual assualt actually.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:25, Reply)

If he's walloped it up her foof, isn't it still rape?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:26, Reply)

I don't think so, not in the UK.
Rape is with a penis, anything else is sexual assault.

That's two to me BTW.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:30, Reply)

Two penises?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:31, Reply)

You're on fire today, Al.
Although I'd possibly be careful about boasting over your better knowledge of rape laws.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:32, Reply)

I only know because I got involved in a rather vicious debate on QOTW once after some bloke
told a story about putting chilli on his ex wife's vibrator after she cheated on him and left. And some mentalist woman called him a rapist.

And then I took the piss out of the story.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:36, Reply)

I remember that one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Ah, that sounds about right for /QOTW.
It's interesting, though, presumably that means there's no circumstance in the UK where a woman can commit rape.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:38, Reply)

i think technically that's true

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Errrrm, I'm not sure. I don't think that's right
though I do remember a female teacher being prosecuted for doing one of her students and it not being rape, even though it was statutory rape.

But i'm sure there have been women prosecuted for rape before.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:42, Reply)

That's what I thought
but that kind of goes against the whole "has to be a penis to be rape thing" which you're spot on, is the exact wording of the law.

Not that I'm going to get many plus points for googling "sexual offences act 2003" at work, of course, but meh, fuck 'em. Except just with a strap-on, so it's only sexual assault.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:02, Reply)

i saw this vid of a frog eating a gloworm right
and the gloworm was luminescing from inside the frog

it was WELL cool
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:22, Reply)

O_O

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:23, Reply)

I saw a video of a toad eating a firefly yesterday
when the lights were turned off it glowed inside the toad
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:23, Reply)

IT WAS A FUCKEN FROG

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:25, Reply)

Did you watch You've Been Framed yesterday?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:29, Reply)

i caught like 5 minutes of it whil;e i was making the dinner

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:35, Reply)

Did you see the bit with the toad eatinga firefly?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:36, Reply)

yeah

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:47, Reply)

I saw a video of Phillie's Mum
sticking a frog up her la-la.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:25, Reply)

i saw something similar, la-la was inserting a luminescent frog up phillie's mum's po

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:27, Reply)

So you thought you'd Tell The Tubbies?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:27, Reply)

i can't even gaz the tubbies :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:28, Reply)

while you fiddled with your tinky winky

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:28, Reply)

i suddenly have a bulge in my shorts

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:29, Reply)

It's an errant toad

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:30, Reply)

IT WAS A FROG YOU TOAD PRICK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:32, Reply)

Some people just need to be toad.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:34, Reply)

Wart are you on about?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:35, Reply)

That was a tad Polish

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:36, Reply)

*beetroots*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:36, Reply)

toad

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:35, Reply)

fish

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:35, Reply)

FROG

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:35, Reply)

kroney

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:36, Reply)

strike

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:36, Reply)

*burns sheep*
*collaborates*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:38, Reply)

*and listens*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)

*returns with patentable device to make water colder*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:10, Reply)

*puts newborn in it*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Have you put some change in your pocket?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:30, Reply)

there's always change in my pocket ;P

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:33, Reply)

Its pizza, you fat cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:31, Reply)

i haven't had pizza in aaaaaages

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:32, Reply)

Since second lunch, more like

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:33, Reply)

i really haven't :(
whats with the quentin bullying today i'm not even that fat
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:35, Reply)

If you are a giver, you need to be a taker

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:35, Reply)

i ain't takin' nothin'
you nasty bullyman
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:36, Reply)

*gazzes girlfriend*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:37, Reply)

i can't gaz anyone!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:38, Reply)

I dont believe you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:38, Reply)

how do i prove that i can't gaz?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Exackerely

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)

i could post the page i get when i try to gaz?
its not very interestign though
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:51, Reply)

this do you?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:53, Reply)

What's under the green?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:53, Reply)

secret

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:54, Reply)

He has to mail cr3 to explain himself.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:54, Reply)

So why blank it out?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:54, Reply)

probably cr3s email address

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:55, Reply)

fuck off knowitall

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:55, Reply)

i thought maybe cr3 wouldn't want me handing out his email address

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Lucky you didn't gaz his girlfriend eh?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:57, Reply)

cr3 has a girlfriend!?!?!?!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:59, Reply)

you can get a fleshlight attachement for your computer these days

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Not just any girlfriend, she's a yiffer

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:02, Reply)

I don't want o google yiffer at work

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:03, Reply)

it's against all laws of nature

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:04, Reply)

he's a lucky, lucky chinless man

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:04, Reply)

[email protected]
HAHAHAHAHA topical and witty
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Cr3 should ban you for assuming he uses hotmail...

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:58, Reply)

I've got hotmail for non work dross
all the cool kids have kept it reel with hotmail
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:01, Reply)

God you're shit at the internet
get a gmail you 1990's prick
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:12, Reply)

It's funny because you think your going to pull him up on being rude about Cr3's physical apperance but actually you play th old switcheroo and joke about his email provider beng rubbish!
anyway what's wrong with hotmail?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:02, Reply)

what exactly do you mean 'emplain himself'?
what needs explaining? that i gazzed a couple of very unattractive women some fairly obviously joke gazzes?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Was it glowing?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:27, Reply)

It looked pretty pleased with itself.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:29, Reply)

lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:31, Reply)

and slimey

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:31, Reply)