Well, I've just had to shift 200 PCs
on 10 pallets, then clear away those pallets and associated packaging. I'm fucking knackered and sweating like a chav in Dixons. I am going to go home, possibly after a drink with a workmate (colleague, not a work bench) and have a cold shower.

What'll you be doing this evening? lol my mum.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:53, 54 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Researching for a job interview tomorrow.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:57, Reply)

How optimistic are you DG?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:03, Reply)

Cautiously so.
I've worked on the programme before and know the group well. But I'm not taking anything for granted.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:35, Reply)

Know the business, be confident and look them in the eye
Good luck
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:45, Reply)

I could do the job blindfolded whilst diddling your mum over the photocopier.
My research will mainly consist of looking into what the next iteration of the programme may look like and refreshing my memory regarding the group's development strategy.

I also know two of the interview panel professionally. This may or may not be a good thing.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:54, Reply)

Best luck then.
I had a second interview about 4 months ago, they gave it to a guy who was more enthusiastic about the computer programme's they used, since then they called me back and told me the job was mine when they get rid of him after his 6 month trial period. I used words along the lines of bed,sleep and make and laughed.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:01, Reply)

I got the impression they were only interviewing two people
as they said when they rang that the interviews were in the afternoon and I had the choice of 1pm or 2pm. That said, those might have been the only slots left, like.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:03, Reply)

+ stop wearing that spiderman t-shirt to interviews, it's giving out too many mixed signals

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:55, Reply)

I'll be suited and booted, Rory old chap.
Professional, me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:57, Reply)

sorry I meant to say 'Spider-man'
I'll get that right one day
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:00, Reply)

Go web go, is not the right thing to do in an interview

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:01, Reply)

He'll have a powerpoint presentation of Doctor Who's most deathdefying escapes all ready fot that throw away remark of 'so what do you get up to in your spare time'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:05, Reply)

I'm really shit when they ask that question.
And always want to answer "YOUR MUM" nosey bastards.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:06, Reply)

I'll tell them I go walking in the hills, they love all that shit.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:12, Reply)

I always had teh big guns in reserve 'I'm currently reading through the Penguin Classics at the moment'
Only birds read shit fucking books, so no prick could ever be arsed to delve past my tissue of lies
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:16, Reply)

...to discover that your idea of a Penguin Classic is "Happy Feet"

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:19, Reply)

unless it is for a Web development job

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:06, Reply)

LOL have a click

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:07, Reply)

Manual labour? you? what?
I'm currently drinking a large pint. and going through various bits of A0 sized paper, with a scale rule, unfortunatly I forgot my crayons.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:03, Reply)

What he really means is he chucked the whole lot in a skip and set fire to it, the lazy French cunt.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:00, Reply)

I had a painful injection in my toochush and I can't sit down properly. I've been working from home today anyway but been to the doctors 2 times for 3 appointments.
I'm going to buy a wifi tooth brush on payday this month, I think its a worthwhile investment being able to see a patronising smilie face on a digital screen in order to keep my chompers as snoggable as they are... nothing is grimmer than a face full of grotten* teeth. It's not that I don't already have an electronic tooth brush, it's just that it doesn't have an API and the potential for facebook intrigration. I'm not sure if its wifi or bluetooth. I think I'd rather it be bluetooth for the potential for lols even though its not as good. I've had a lot of dreams recnetly that my teeth are all going to crumble and fall out, which has prompted it.

I think I'm gonna go in the shower in a little bit and then get dinner on then watch hollyoaks. I have monkfish twice in a row because I bought some for my date but we didn't get around to eating the mains, and I can't bring myself to bin £15 worth of expensive fish. I might do what I did last time which was bake it in a bag with bits in it served with potato.


* Not sure if thats a real word. It should be.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:10, Reply)

ALL MY DAYZ
I donno if anyone has a corner shop that sales these things: www.tootyfruity.co.uk/ but OMG, their "Cinnamon chocolate almonds" are like SEX, only really really good.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:45, Reply)

I'll be impersonating Brian Blessed.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:11, Reply)

Might go hang out at the shops
See if anyone will buy me a bottle of MD2020.
Oh man, I love the hols!!!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:22, Reply)

God Mad dog
Do they still make that vile stuff?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:23, Reply)

They certainly do, kiwi ftw

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:29, Reply)

teenagelols
thunderbird next?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:27, Reply)

3 litre bottle of frosty jack's or white lightening

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:30, Reply)

I still have flashbacks to my inaugural Thunderbird incident.
*shudders*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:58, Reply)

I used to love that!
Then I left university and got a job.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:07, Reply)

I redecorated my college room. Somewhat violently.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:09, Reply)

That's how I got a double room to myself first term
My roommate moved out after two weeks of me staggering in, having a tactical chunder and then passing out.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:11, Reply)

I got some 10% pre-mixed mojito stuff that I forgot about.
I bet that's nice.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:36, Reply)

gluing

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:26, Reply)

Sniffing?????????

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:36, Reply)

doesn't work with PVA

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:38, Reply)

So you've tried then?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:41, Reply)

gotta keep up the punk image

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:43, Reply)

How's Cavy anyway?
I've not seen you around for a while.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:45, Reply)

there was a party and there was a larp event
so you guys had to live without my worthwhile input on here for a while.

Did you have a fun weekend, H?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:46, Reply)

Yeah went by a bit fast,
Me and the wife had a nice cycle by the river and lunch on Sat.

I remember most off the BBQ I went to yesterday*

*well at least the first 2-3 hours
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:48, Reply)

did
you drink heavily and throw someone on the fire?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:57, Reply)

Lets say I shut the door in my office all morning and didn't really clear my desk.
Although the hair of the dog is bringing my back to life ATM
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:05, Reply)

By sticking pasta shapes under your nose

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:45, Reply)

CQ would be proud!
*edit* evening sporters
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:46, Reply)

pasta moustaches are all the rage this season

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:47, Reply)

You trend setter you.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:49, Reply)

handy for when you get a bit peckish, too.
As long as you have the appetite of a mouse, at any rate.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:56, Reply)

and don't mind dry pasta

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:57, Reply)

I had a top weekend
went to Brum, ate here: www.rodiziorico.com/content/menu_dining.php
until I could barely move.

They've got London ones too, I shall definitely be seeing who wants to go and eat infinite meat.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:13, Reply)

THE 02, ISLINGTON, NOTTING HILL
















birmingham
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:19, Reply)

in The Cube on the canalside. It's well swish.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:32, Reply)

straight to the populol page
CP
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:34, Reply)