Fight fire with fire?
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9424054/Colorado-Batman-shooting-massacre-prompts-upsurge-in-gun-sales.html

We all know americans are stupid but really?

Alt:Best way of keeping cool at the moment?

Alt:alt:something really harsh yet witty about your mum?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:15, 114 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Not all Americans are stupid.
*Fears the wrath of K*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:16, Reply)

It's OK she will never be able to find europe anyway

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:17, Reply)

Not without both hands and a map

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:17, Reply)

How are you keeping cool b3th

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:18, Reply)

Thankfully, me being the 'Fonz' of OT, keeping cool is no problem for me.
B3th on the other hand.....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:19, Reply)

I'm the Suzi Quattro of Weston

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:25, Reply)

Write to the b3th fan club....
No 1. Devil Gate Drive
Weston Super Mare
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Did you see Weston on the news today?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:32, Reply)

No. What happened?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:37, Reply)

Since we've had all that horrendous rain lately
it's caused the sewage overspill to flush out in the sea (that's normal practice, it's what it's meant to do)

Now everyone's on the beach, the news people are scaremongering. They showed a lot of people on the beach, and pictures of kids paddling in the brown sea water.
They didn't happen to mention that the sea is always that colour in Weston.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Oooh. I'll bet it was that Alex Lovell.
She looks like a right one she does.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Is she the blonde one?
She wears the weirdest outfits. It always looks like she's trying to squeeze her tits into a dress two sizes too small.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Yeah, she sits next to Chris Vacher.
He does the serious news.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:54, Reply)

When you can see the sea? last time I went to WSM I didn't realise how far out it went.
Talking of rain and flooding is the cellar OK now?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:44, Reply)

What cellar?
What's going on?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:45, Reply)

Hartley is getting you confused with Blousie.
Which is amazing really. Seeing that Blousie gets maximum INTERNET POINTS FOR BEING AWESOME.

And you've yet to hit such dizzy heights.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:46, Reply)

I can't keep up you're all awesome in my mind

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:49, Reply)

Don't listen to him. I'm just as awesome as Blousie.
He's just internet bullying me.

Thge irony will not be lost on you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:50, Reply)

Thge?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Screw you bitch!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Thats it Troll the fucker he deserves all he gets
*runs away whilst the wrath of b3th is directed elsewhere*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Meh.
I don't get here as much as I did.

And all you can do is BULLY.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Meh.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:04, Reply)

we're all the way down the bottom of the page hiding from B3TH
V V V V V loook down V V V V V
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:04, Reply)

INTERNET BULLYING

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:06, Reply)

Stevie wonder and Sir Paul lolz
I read Thge as ebony
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Just read that Telegraph story.
Fuck me. There are some right stupid twats in the US.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:18, Reply)

*hides behind the sofa*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:19, Reply)

hmm, yup, more guns in that scenario would have helped
alt: I am always cool
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:19, Reply)

evenin' Captain

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:20, Reply)

evenin' Jeff
how bis?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:21, Reply)

Good thanks.
A bit tired, but not bad.

You?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:22, Reply)

I done a swim
and a archery today. Tomorrow I will do an art and perhaps another art
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:24, Reply)

+f +f
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:24, Reply)

that too

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:28, Reply)

Cavy Farty Pants

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:29, Reply)

Thunder thunder thunder pants hoooooooooooooooooo

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Are you suggesting that Cavy might have super powers?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Something about cloaks *and mutters the rest under breath*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:42, Reply)

when I hold aloft a mighty weapon
it gets bigger
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:42, Reply)

By the power of spaz-skull!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:43, Reply)

I don't really need to mention what kind of mighty weapon.....
That may grow when Cavy gets hold of it.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:48, Reply)

I have a great Air-con unit, built into my office wall,
This leaves a few free standing air con units about the size of a under worktop fridge, how the fuck can I steal one for home, whilst making it appear leagal and getting the company to drop it off for me?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:27, Reply)

how are you too hot already?
man up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:28, Reply)

Not hot as such, but they are gathering dust since they renavated my office and I do work from home sometimes
It's a shame to see them going to waste, donchaknow.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Get it condemned as unsafe
then volunteer to skip it.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:29, Reply)

Not it'll help.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Click

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Hahaha
just lold out loud!

*click*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:45, Reply)

My NEBOSH Qual. might come in handy for that

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:31, Reply)

I heard that in a Fife accent.
Nee bosh, pal.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:37, Reply)

I'm MOAR skittish than scotish when your BULLYING me b3th

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:39, Reply)

I'm such a fucking bully.
I should gaz the mods and get myself stepped.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:43, Reply)

Quintin's the MOD but for some reason he hasn't replied to anyones gazzes, I can't think why?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:47, Reply)

hahaha

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Glad you liked that one,
I've been saving it just for you
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:51, Reply)

You and jeffer's are the cucumbers of O/T

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:20, Reply)

Phallic vegetables?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:21, Reply)

who make posh
but not particularly nice sandwiches?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:22, Reply)

Cool as Deerrrrrrrrrrrrr
Bad jeffer's back in your box
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:22, Reply)

Deerrrrrrrrrrrrrr?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:25, Reply)

*belms*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Evening Double H
I have been up on the roof terrace catching the last of the rays and drinking Old Speckled Hen. I now have a bottle of Fursty Ferret and the Season 4 premiere of Warehouse 13. Woo!

Also, extrapolating from 2010 figures the birthrate in Colorado works out about 8 an hour so in a little over 90 minutes they'd replaced the dead people. Hardly worth getting worked up about, really.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Evening LIC OSH is a nice beer have a look at some of these beers,
Im lucky enough to have them on tap near me. Hows the flat working out?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:39, Reply)

Flat is good
what beers?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Sorry forgot to put the link in
www.castlerockbrewery.co.uk/site/?page_id=889
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:44, Reply)

Nice.
I recommend these:
www.brewdog.com/shop
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:50, Reply)

Nice one do any of the major supermarkets stock them?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:52, Reply)

Tesco and Sainsburys
Sainsburys has a better range, Tesco only do the Punk Ipa afaik.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:56, Reply)

I might give them ago, but I need a mankini to go shopping at supermarkets
This

Nobody looks good in a mankini.
I saw someone wearing one in a local supermarket a couple of years ago. Immediately turned puce and put all my shopping back on the shelf and left.
( Davros' Granddad "your cock"/ "not your cock", Tue 24 Jul 2012, 20:25, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:02, Reply)

Where would you put the bottles?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:10, Reply)

Post edited in case you was wondering WTF I was on about

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:12, Reply)

I'm not hip and edgy enough to drink Brewdog

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Don't need to be hip.
I'm a loooonnnggg way from hip!

I recommend the £20 selection box with 4 different ones in for a sampler. The Hardcore and American IPAs are superb.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:59, Reply)

American IPAs
Drink them as shots
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:03, Reply)

Nah, for shots you want
Tactical Nuclear Penguin or Sink The Bismarck
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:06, Reply)

This O/T thread is in direct response to your Batman joke.
Shots get it BOOOM BOOOM
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:09, Reply)

d'oh
colour me slowwww on the uptake.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:12, Reply)

£20 for 4 bottles?
I'll just get 4 bottles of the Blaxland Shiraz on offer at Tescos for 4p less.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Blaxland?
You racist
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:14, Reply)

No, 12 bottles of 4 different types!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:18, Reply)

well, I suppose that's *slightly* better

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:36, Reply)

just checked and its five types
Two IPAs, ruby, blonde, and lager.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:40, Reply)

Fucking hell
I've just ordered my son a pair of Timberland® Black Eurosprint, only to find out he can't actually wear them for school (still £55 from Next) I may just get them in my size instead
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:40, Reply)

What the hell are Black Eurosprints.
And what sort of school bans kids from wearing shoes.

Is he at the Zola Budd academy
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:42, Reply)

Some daftly strict school, one kid got suspended for treading on the snow.
www.next.co.uk/x502788s4#841291x50

And these are eurosprints seems like a perfectly good pair of school shoes to me
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:44, Reply)

They do look a bit... what's the word... I know.
'Corrective'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:45, Reply)

Them boots are perfect for school
once his school trousers cover the tops. 4 pairs the little tyke went through last year, Timberlands are built to last
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:51, Reply)

Challenge the decision of the school.
Tell them they are being 'fucking bent' - I can't see you failing to get a result.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:52, Reply)

Yeah that will work,
The school dress code is like a copy of the yellow pages
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:55, Reply)

They won't fit by the time he goes back to school in September.
Make him wear them everyday in the summer holidays.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:57, Reply)

He's got size 11 feet I hope the dont grow anymore

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:59, Reply)

America has given us some incredible things.
Alt- being me.

Alt alt- my mother died when I was 11.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Evening Plum D

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Plum Master D to you, H Dogg.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:45, Reply)

Plum Master D
He likes a cup of tea.

*This rap just writes itself*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:55, Reply)

Your like the Snoop Lion of O/T

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:18, Reply)

Snoop lion in case you're not aware
www.snooplion.com/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:28, Reply)

yo, I don't rock no cup of tea
When I need a liquid hit, yo I go for coffee.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:28, Reply)

Comin' at you like a seaside earthquake.
Screw you P - I'm havin' a milkshake.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:30, Reply)

Nice lyrics in only 33 mins
You should totally do a rap off
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:31, Reply)

Americans aren't stupid as a nation, just lots of the mental ones get shoved in our face.
Up until recently we hid our nutters but reality tv and other bollocks has changed that.

Alt. nakedness

Altalt: she's not my mum.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:56, Reply)

Thank you.
The one with the big tits from EastEnders.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:57, Reply)

Evening Bobby
Jeffer's has been calling my son a bent spastic and bullying b3th all night glad you arrived
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:58, Reply)

No. I suggested that the shoes you've just ordered for him look a bit corrective.
I'm thinking of giving Esther Rantzen a call on his behalf.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:00, Reply)

And on that note.
Zzzzzz Zzzzzzz.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:01, Reply)

Goodnight bbz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:05, Reply)

Woah, which is English for stop a horse, doesn't sound like our Jeffers?
Has he Mentioned the pier? Is your son a spastic?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:01, Reply)

Of course he didn't its just intweb humour
Jeffer's is cool in my books
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:02, Reply)

Frank?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:59, Reply)

Mitchell bro's
Big pair of tits
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 23:00, Reply)

I presume they are all worried that they might bring in rules to make it a tiny bit harder to get their hands on an assault rifle
and they may need one for keeping the king of England out of their face.
( Peej, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 7:30, Reply)

Or
they've all seen far too many movies and are convinced that if faced with a mad gunman they'd come over all Bruce Willis and "take the fucker out".
Isn't the right to bear arms to defend themselves from their own government, or is that just the South?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 8:10, Reply)

At least they are not televising the court case
Your mum's so fat I had to throw flour at her to find the wet patch
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 8:22, Reply)