i don't get it, what's free cheese got to do with music?
could somebody reply with an aswer in the manner of a sonnet?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:10, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You see a mouse trap,
I see free cheese and a fucking challange,
But you stay quiet
For fear of tipping the balance.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)

who's that by?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Scroobious Pip on the song "introduction"

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)

I think Scroobius pip is the worst rapper of all time, just above Turbo D

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)

He's up there with MC Miker G and that ladyboy out of Technotronic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Flat land hip hop

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:24, Reply)

King Bee was good, and also Dutch.
'Back by Dope Demand' is an actual classic:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VYxQ8PfKVU
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Roger McGough

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Craig Charles

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:17, Reply)

He's not a bad dj,
and he never speaks, so that's ok.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:31, Reply)

He's better at DJing than anything else he's tried his hand at.

Apart from crack, rape and wanking in cabs, obv.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)

he should totally post on here

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)

I'd make him cry or die trying. I loathe him.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:36, Reply)

He likes you.
Although wanking and smoking crack are things to be proud of, obviously.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:38, Reply)

spicy cheese if you wannit
don't taste like scoth bonnet
my lo-ord
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)

i'm leaving, this is shit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Can I have a lift please?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)

hop on, we're gonna touch the sky

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:16, Reply)

are you going to kiss this guy?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)

yeah ok

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)

YESSSSSS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:31, Reply)

i used to love that website

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:31, Reply)

It's terrible nowadays.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)

what website

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:37, Reply)

www.kissthisguy.com
it's about misheard song lyrics, before you get all homophobic on my ass
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:37, Reply)

i promise you, I would never get homophobic on YOUR ass

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:40, Reply)

isn't a sonnet 17 lines or something?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:16, Reply)

14
prick
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:17, Reply)

knowing about poetry is bent

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)

n +r

in this case anyway
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Are you going to say that to chickenlady's face?
She'd totally pwn you.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:25, Reply)

I only said it to be mean to Quentin

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:26, Reply)

oh what?
:(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:28, Reply)

i couldn't *stand* being wrong
I just hit out at the first target - what could I have been thinking?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Yeah she could start off by mentioning how hideously fat she is, quick mention about her failed marriage, and then into the real meat of her cloak of elven invisibility that's really a blanket from oxfam and her fixation with rubber swords
rubber
foam
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:28, Reply)

The swords are rubber?
It would be a more effective cull if they were real.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)

i dun a snurker
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17914502
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)

foam swords

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)

soz

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Lyric off of distraction pieces.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Music is naught to do with cheeses
I know not why you think that's so.
Such thoughts confuse the baby Jesus
And one as great as he should know.
If music is the food of love
Well, I myself prefer the brie
Others are moved by Scroobius Pip
But cheddar is the thing for me.
O give me a wedge of camembert
And half a pack of Boursin light
And I will proudly then declare
That cheese must be the heart's delight.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)

English sonnet rhyming scheme.
Hope that's okay and you didn't want Italian rhyming scheme.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:24, Reply)

of course I want italian rhyming scheme

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:40, Reply)

That's a shame

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:47, Reply)

DO IT

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Yeah, it's ok.
Bit cheesy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:27, Reply)

I would've made it less cheesy but I couldn't think of anything to rhyme with "Philidelphia".

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:28, Reply)

AIDS?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Better not, I'm driving. Thanks though, next time, yeah?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)

fucks sake, that's so bad i pity clicked it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Hurrah

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:39, Reply)