They are the problem, as they are the ones that stop new posters from wanting to stick around, and often discourage old posters from wanting to post anything.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:57, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Why would people commenting on a story stop you from posting?
Genuine question
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:57, Reply)

Imagine the first story you posted was absolutely savaged for no apparent reason, would you want to post there again?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)

I did.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)

some people have feelings
so I heard
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)

fee...what now?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:01, Reply)

it might be just a rumour

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)

Yes, but your first story wasn't savaged

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)

I thought it was?
Maybe not, it was a long time ago and I was drunk.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:04, Reply)

Nope

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:14, Reply)

I'm a little worried that you know what my first story was.
If you were Rory with his dossier, i'd understand.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:22, Reply)

it's almost as if i'm the only person who posts here with any retentive capacity whasoever
i get gazzed HOW DO U NOE ALL DIS STUF MAN ???!1
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Oi, I haven't gazzed you that for ages.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:29, Reply)

Not difficult to find anyone's
Mine
Yours
Cavy's

Etc
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Holy Line Breaks Batman.
Also, my very first post ever seems amazingly prescient now.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)

this one's my favourite

Mostly seems to be when it comes to girls...

That i turn into an absolute twunt.

Such as -

Shagging a girl, and having to jump off when my girlfriend arrived downstairs.

Spending 2 weeks convincing my girlfriend to sleep with me for the first time ("If you love me you will") and the day after she does, I go out and pull 2 other girls.

Shagging my best mates girlfriend

Cheating on a girlfriend, after much grovelling she got back with me at 5pm on a Friday. At 8 o clock I had my tongue down her best friends throat.

Although I'll never beat my older brother, for his classic.

Brother: So should I expect a suck (blow job for the more innocent b3tans) tonight?
Ugly Girl: No, I'm not that kind of girl.
B: You should be, you might get some. Doors on the left, see you later.

He actually kicked her out

They are secrets, but whether I feel guilty about them is another thing....

(
Agnostic Antichrist is dead
, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:33, I like this!, More)
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)

I saw that and immediately thought of you

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)

I deleted my first ever post
as I fucked up putting a picture up. My first QOTW would be lost amongst all the crap as I posted when it was just a thread. I expect it was a piece of literary genius
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)

THey don't savage every story, only ones that are either boastful or crap
have a look at the front page of last weeks and read some of the comments.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)

Yeah, just imagine some chav boasting about shoplifting, having several people have to point out that his 'scam' was shoplifting, then the inevitable backpeddle and ultimate deletion of shame

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)

really, no one comes out of it well.
It's an internet message board, we're all pretty much the same. Everyone on the outside wouldn't be able to tell the difference between us and yet there are two groups who seem to think they are inately superior to each other.

We're all just fuckers typing on a white screen.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:58, Reply)

I *am* genuinely superior to you, though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Oh Monty, you poor deluded soul. You are probably the only one here who that's not true of.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:01, Reply)

Monty is a secret Zappa fan.
True.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:03, Reply)

it's grey, scarpe
how many have you had today?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:07, Reply)

The reply screen is white,
We're reading on a grey screen, typing on a white.

But to answer your question. Seventeen.

*hic*
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:09, Reply)

quick reply doesn't do that

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)

First they came for the QOTWers,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a QOTWer.
Then they came for the Boarders and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Boarder either.
Then they came for the Linkers and no one noticed.
Then they came for the Talkers and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Talker, which is appropriate.
Then they shut down OT and some dull people stumbled blinkingly into the sunlight.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)

Racist.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)

i don't think this would be the last board left

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:15, Reply)