Is she taking mini monty with her?
I am going out for dinnner with mrs ape tonight which will be nice, we don't get out much together these days!

Surely it would be Baldmonkey witha dildo?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:48, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Like sex Cleudo?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:51, Reply)

haha! very good
unlike your spelling
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:51, Reply)

I cannot believe you pull me on spelling

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)

look, i don't get very many opportunities in this area
I have to take them when I can
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:55, Reply)

I shall concede this point

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:56, Reply)

on spelling
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)

I had dinner with your wife the other night.
Well I say had dinner, she sucked me off for two hours.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:51, Reply)

she's a reet goer that one

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Coke is a bitch for a happy finish

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)

that plus serial killer levels of impotence

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:55, Reply)

She likes that I last ages though.
Means she can have a proper gobble. Endlessly running her tongue up and down my shaft. Tonguing my nutsack.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Good job she's not a cat then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)

She has a pussy like the TARDIS.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Had a few K9's in eh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)

It's fictional and not very entertaining?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)

8' tall, blue with a flashing light?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)

full of nerds? :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:01, Reply)

like a party at chompy's house
"hey lets go to the board game room and see how the dungeon master is getting on?"

"Hell yes, let me get another juice box first"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Then I rolled a 6 and a 4.
*smeglols*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:05, Reply)

My parties are legendary.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Right that's it, you outside now
suggesting my wife gobbles your cheesy wosits for hours on end is one thing, comparing to something from that Saturday night family viewing nerd abortion is quite another!

you got your satisfaction now i demand mine!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Thanks "Keith Richards"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)

lets call it a draw

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Sorry Nakers.
You are, of course, right.

I can only apologise for my ill considered words and hope that, in the fullness of time, you might forgive me.

I am so.....hold on, your missus has just sent me some pictures.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Not you, sporters. We made the same gag at the same time
You can fuck right off
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:07, Reply)

*sings rolling stones*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)