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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yeah I know
but you can't get anywhere in the South of England direct from Norwich by train, you have to go via London. This includes BIRMINGHAM. Luckily no-one ever wants to go there.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:02, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
The other cheaper option is to go to cambridge and get the x5 coach to Milton keynes then the train again

(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:05, Reply)
Where was this thinking when we were booking tickets weeks ago?
You need to anticipate all my potential future journeys Chompy, what kind of Jedi are you
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:06, Reply)
Keep it in mind if you need to get to the south east

(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:07, Reply)
I will, cheers
When are you next down my way?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)
WHY HASN'T OUR RELATIONSHIP THAWED IN THIS WAY ???!!

(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:10, Reply)
Oohhh second date eh?
What base will you get to?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)
How did you know we'll be playing capture the flag?

(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:14, Reply)
Gayest euphemism ever
L
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:21, Reply)
Not for a while Baroness is coming here on Tues for a week.

(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)
You can show her the railway station, scene of one of Supermans greatest speeches

(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:13, Reply)
That was our first date.

(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:15, Reply)
Chicks dig superhero films

(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:20, Reply)
especially if you point out all the ways the film isn't true to the original comic

(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:20, Reply)
She's a massive geek.

(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:21, Reply)
pretty low calling your girlfriend fat in public

(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)
Keeps her on her toes

(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:25, Reply)
That's no excuse*







*It is really
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:15, Reply)
Or indeed to norwich

(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:05, Reply)
Norwich is lovely and, more importantly,
it's not full of fucking Brummies
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:06, Reply)
And if you get divorced you're still brother and sister, right?
I went to some little village near Norwich just once. I was sharing a room with my friend. The evil middle aged inbreds running the guesthouse assumed we were lezzers and were really quite rude to us. We LoL'd. Then on the Sunday I went home and my mate's black bf arrived to spend the next 2 days with her. Turned out if there was one thing they liked less than lesbians, it was African men. Really horrible cunts they were.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:10, Reply)
Norfolk does have chronic blacklack
In fairnes, they assumed you were a lesbian because you look like a lesbian
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)
Only in your dreams
Put that puckered quivering arsehole away, nobody's going to kiss it for you
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:13, Reply)
I'm sure I don't know what you mean
I assume it's some kind of lezzer code
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)
Something like that
But less lezzers and more your shameful bumhumming ways
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)
You've got African men written all over your face.

(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:12, Reply)
In spunk?

(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:14, Reply)
You are so hot.

(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:16, Reply)
I try

(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)
Hahaha.
Northern bird slagging off Notts Norwich bloke.

*ironylols*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:08, Reply)
Cheshire darling
If they'd let you in, I'd have shown you round
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:12, Reply)
In the immortal words of Groucho Marx
I wouldn’t want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:14, Reply)
What about club biscuits?

(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:14, Reply)
What about club foot?
TURN THAT FUCKING MUSIC DOWN!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:15, Reply)
Late night last night, was it darling??

(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:18, Reply)
he does seem a little manic

(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)
Like a big coke powered firework

(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:20, Reply)
I love fireworks.

(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)
I remember winning a quiz
drinking lots of wine and finger banging a colleague.

After that it's all a blur.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:20, Reply)
Finger banging a....
.... But you work in the insurance industry. All your colleagues are men!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:21, Reply)
And your point is?

(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:21, Reply)
Meh
Good work shitfinger

(Shirley bassey's less successful etc)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)
Was she the fat office bike from finance?

(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)
All the women in my office are fat bikes.
Except for two, who are just bikes.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:25, Reply)
dunno dude, AA's congleton, thye're not that discerning

(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:14, Reply)
My sister in law is from near there
How she laughs when my brother calls it mongleton
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:15, Reply)

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