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Yeah I know
but you can't get anywhere in the South of England direct from Norwich by train, you have to go via London. This includes BIRMINGHAM. Luckily no-one ever wants to go there.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:02,
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The other cheaper option is to go to cambridge and get the x5 coach to Milton keynes then the train again
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PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:05,
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Where was this thinking when we were booking tickets weeks ago?
You need to anticipate all my potential future journeys Chompy, what kind of Jedi are you
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:06,
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Keep it in mind if you need to get to the south east
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PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:07,
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I will, cheers
When are you next down my way?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:09,
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WHY HASN'T OUR RELATIONSHIP THAWED IN THIS WAY ???!!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:10,
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Oohhh second date eh?
What base will you get to?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:11,
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How did you know we'll be playing capture the flag?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:14,
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Gayest euphemism ever
L
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:21,
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Not for a while Baroness is coming here on Tues for a week.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:11,
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You can show her the railway station, scene of one of Supermans greatest speeches
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:13,
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That was our first date.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:15,
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Chicks dig superhero films
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:20,
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especially if you point out all the ways the film isn't true to the original comic
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:20,
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She's a massive geek.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:21,
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pretty low calling your girlfriend fat in public
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:22,
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Keeps her on her toes
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PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:25,
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That's no excuse*
*It is really
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:15,
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Or indeed to norwich
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:05,
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Norwich is lovely and, more importantly,
it's not full of fucking Brummies
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:06,
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And if you get divorced you're still brother and sister, right?
I went to some little village near Norwich just once. I was sharing a room with my friend. The evil middle aged inbreds running the guesthouse assumed we were lezzers and were really quite rude to us. We LoL'd. Then on the Sunday I went home and my mate's black bf arrived to spend the next 2 days with her. Turned out if there was one thing they liked less than lesbians, it was African men. Really horrible cunts they were.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:10,
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Norfolk does have chronic blacklack
In fairnes, they assumed you were a lesbian because you look like a lesbian
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:11,
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Only in your dreams
Put that puckered quivering arsehole away, nobody's going to kiss it for you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:13,
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I'm sure I don't know what you mean
I assume it's some kind of lezzer code
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:17,
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Something like that
But less lezzers and more your shameful bumhumming ways
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:19,
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You've got African men written all over your face.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:12,
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In spunk?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:14,
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You are so hot.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:16,
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I try
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:19,
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Hahaha.
Northern bird slagging off Notts Norwich bloke.
*ironylols*
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:08,
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Cheshire darling
If they'd let you in, I'd have shown you round
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:12,
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In the immortal words of Groucho Marx
I wouldn’t want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:14,
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What about club biscuits?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:14,
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What about club foot?
TURN THAT FUCKING MUSIC DOWN!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:15,
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Late night last night, was it darling??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:18,
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he does seem a little manic
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:19,
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Like a big coke powered firework
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:20,
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I love fireworks.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:22,
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I remember winning a quiz
drinking lots of wine and finger banging a colleague.
After that it's all a blur.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:20,
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Finger banging a....
.... But you work in the insurance industry. All your colleagues are men!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:21,
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And your point is?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:21,
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Meh
Good work shitfinger
(Shirley bassey's less successful etc)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:22,
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Was she the fat office bike from finance?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:23,
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All the women in my office are fat bikes.
Except for two, who are just bikes.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:25,
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dunno dude, AA's congleton, thye're not that discerning
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:14,
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My sister in law is from near there
How she laughs when my brother calls it mongleton
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:15,
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