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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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olympic opening ceremony
so far - tbh i think its shit
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 21:44, 95 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
no wait
mister bean is saving it
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 21:50, Reply)
THERE WAS A FART NOISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 21:52, Reply)
so far - tbh I think you're a cunt.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Don't be rude Al, it's MR. ZULU! You know, from Star Wars!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:07, Reply)
lolz

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:08, Reply)
He has a point
it's crap.
(berk, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:07, Reply)
I can't believe you're saying this.
It's deeply moving. Ainsley's commentary is nothing short of breathtaking and the 'rap-hop' singer was first rate.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:16, Reply)
I found the rap hop singer to be the most important musical event since the invention of jazz by a darkie.
I also like Trevor Nelson saying that the white folk were doing okay for people not blessed with natural rhythym.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Catholic Irish have natural
Rhythm
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:21, Reply)

the invention of jazz by a darkie Michael Menson from Double Trouble got set on fire in a bus shelter in Edmonton in the early hours of 27 January, 1997.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:31, Reply)
Oi Montz aint you camping?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:34, Reply)
I'm on Henman Hill celebrating UK plc

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:37, Reply)
Going tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:38, Reply)
come on TIM

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:38, Reply)
I came on Tim last night.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:41, Reply)
right up the Murray Mound

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:44, Reply)
Ahaha! I just got that.
You're referring to Trevor Nelson as "Ainsley" because Trevor Nelson is black, and Ainsley Harriot is also black. And all black people are indistinguishable, amirite?
(Parody Bit, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 1:40, Reply)
someone on my faebook used exactly the same wording as this post
I know who you are now, harriet. The jig is up
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:14, Reply)
Started badly, mr bean saved it, and now it's shit again.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:19, Reply)
The Afgan's have no rucksacks

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Fuck yez all, I'm enjoying it.
Bread and circuses, right here.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Yeah, you tell em b3th
Them Mary Whitehouse posters can GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:25, Reply)
Yeah that 'David Baddiel' is a right cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:35, Reply)
He doesn't half look like Stunned though

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:39, Reply)
Shallow end of the Hebrew gene pool lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:42, Reply)
oh fuck
i've just been told that old twunt paul mcartney is still got to play
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:31, Reply)
Fuck.
I take it all back.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Yea Brazil
And the beech volleyball team
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:36, Reply)
*prays for 'Ebony and Ivory'*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:35, Reply)
I'd prefer 'We all stand together'

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:40, Reply)
west end girls
For China, surely that should be for Thailand
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:42, Reply)
Seminal
As in ' a bag of wank'
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:52, Reply)
Haven't watched it.
Better things to do.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:54, Reply)
Furious wanking?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:56, Reply)
Haven't got round to that bit yet.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:58, Reply)
Have to pace yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:58, Reply)

+ angry
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:58, Reply)
+ impotent

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:59, Reply)
+ virgin

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:00, Reply)
+ WoW

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:01, Reply)
+ living alone

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:02, Reply)
+ attempt at witty comeback regarding your mother

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:02, Reply)
+ going to bed alone in urine stained Y-Fronts

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:03, Reply)
I think you've just described half the internet

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:04, Reply)
+ with 'Bart Simpson' on them saying 'd'oh'!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:05, Reply)
That's Homer you spacker.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:40, Reply)
+ night vision goggles

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:03, Reply)
LENNY HENRY'S ON!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:06, Reply)
There's a bunch of towel heads on now.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:11, Reply)
It's nice that they've got the little boy from Musical Youth announcing the countries.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:12, Reply)
Pass the dutchie

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:13, Reply)
Dees genereashon, rule de neashan, with version.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:14, Reply)
Monts
How does it feel when you have no food?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:16, Reply)
It's like the way The Luggage feels
only instead of wandering what it's like to have sex, he's a bit hungry.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:18, Reply)
Bombiddlybiddlybiddlybiddlybom

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:19, Reply)
*passes the dreadlock camp*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:20, Reply)
I hear it pon de radio

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:21, Reply)
he's not as good as mr bean
the bbc commentators are really shit, arent they
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:11, Reply)
It's like someone's given them a list of facts, and they want to make sure they regurgitate EVERY SINGLE ONE.
Their O Level teachers obviously never told them to read the question thoroughly.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:13, Reply)
yes
not their finest moment
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:14, Reply)
'Liberia here, one of the world's biggest consumers of Twiglets, after of course Gabon'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:15, Reply)
MONTY-NEGRO

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:18, Reply)
Why ae half the Numibian team white?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:20, Reply)
You massive racialist.
*gazzes mods*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:23, Reply)
Racist

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:23, Reply)
BECAUSE WILLIAM SHATNER!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:26, Reply)
Is it the boy from Musical Youth, or Herve Villechaise?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:31, Reply)
Has he, at any point, use dthe words 'plane' or 'boss'?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:34, Reply)
No but he definitely name-checked 'Monsieur Scaramanga'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:36, Reply)
He's in for a golden (gun) medal

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:37, Reply)
I don't get it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:37, Reply)
That's because you're not really into film.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:39, Reply)
I've only seen two films, if I'm honest.
'Gremlins' and 'Stop or my Mom will Shoot'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:40, Reply)
What about the works of Leni Riefenstahl?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:42, Reply)
'Triumph of the Will' is a stone cold classic.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:43, Reply)
Apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:43, Reply)
So you've heard...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:45, Reply)
I read it on one of my forums.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:47, Reply)
Francisco Scaramanga
Nick Nack
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:39, Reply)
*gives a dog a bone*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:41, Reply)
The paddys have already been on do keep up

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:42, Reply)
That is wack.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:42, Reply)
Wikki wikki wikki

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:43, Reply)
Euphimism of the day
"he snapped his paddle in celibration"
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:45, Reply)
Jam on it, a-jam on it
I said a ja-j-m-m-m-jam on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:45, Reply)
paul revere's ride (flip side)
The Yanks are coming
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:50, Reply)
WTF
Team GBR looked like a povvo group in brighton
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:55, Reply)
Like a coach party of gay astronauts.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 0:14, Reply)
i thought it was at least funny
We now know that Brunel was an immortal robot
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 1:10, Reply)
Yeah, it's brilliant.
Well worth the next 50 years of recession, rationing and extreme austerity measures that will be imposed to pay it all off.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 1:15, Reply)
I feel asleep when they were introducing all the players for the different teams.
What did they do with those bronze cup things? They were making a big deal out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 1:38, Reply)
that bit was actually quite pretty
I'm sure it'll be on the internet somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 1:42, Reply)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19024254
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 1:50, Reply)
Oh wow, that's pretty cool.
=/ about that last thread though, that was a pretty shitty thing for someone to say about me.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 1:56, Reply)
It was Piston.
Make of that what you will.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 2:07, Reply)

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