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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i found an apple in my garden with a worm in it like the ones in Mr Men books, today.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:30,
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and a hat and a bow tie(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:33,
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Finding your wife in bed with your best mate?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:33,
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finding half a worm(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:33,
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Chicken and Mushroom Post Noodle(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:35,
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Misplaced apostrophe's(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:35,
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Jokes that outstay their welcome(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:36,
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finding your mum dead in a pool of her own vomit and faeces?(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:37,
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finding your mum dead in a pool of somebody else's vomit and faeces?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:41,
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Finding somebody else's dead mum in your vomit and faeces?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:45,
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"I don't remember eating that!"(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:47,
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you can't really dust for vomit.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:47,
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trying to imagine what existed before time(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:37,
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Nuclear waste soup(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:38,
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too far, mantoo far
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:39,
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genital based jewellery(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:40,
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the little white bits i keep finding in the bottom of my glass of water(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:40, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G07sWzYObnk&feature=player_detailpage#t=58s
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:45,
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Malc when he sings, and he's staring at you, really intently in the eyes like a rapist(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
See, it's not funny when you do it.I don't know how you manage to get it wrong, but it's just not funny.
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that awful song by that ginger kid where they've sampled and raped the hell out of hendrix's All Along the Watchtower(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
those spaz olympics adverts where some prick thinks they're better than everyone else cos they've got a wheelchair(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:46, Reply)
I think you'll find we answered that one comprehensively, PJ(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:50,
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Finding a parrot in your pineapple(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:51,
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Questions about worms and apples(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:52,
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I've just logged in especially to say how much I love this(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:57,
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then it's obviously never happened to you :(1 out of every 70 people in the UK have suffered from TDPIWM every day
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Fuck.I'd better go check my machine now.
I'd better not find Dozer in there....
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:05,
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And yet the so-called 'goverment' do nothing to help.NOTHING!
It makes me ashamed to be Cornish it really does.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:05,
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finding out that your wife is having an affairand you aint the dad to your two kids
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:58,
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Are you suggesting this has happened to Battered?Are you implying that his wife was already pregnant with someone else's child when she met him and then pretended it was his so the guilt made him marry her?
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i guess when you put it like that
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:10,
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Finding out that you've heard it wrong all these yearsand The Cult have in fact never released a single called 'Glove Removal Machine'?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:04,
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I embarrassed myself earlier by singing along to a paul weller song I'd always thought was about eating trifle:(
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So what is Down in the Tube Station at Midnight really about then?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:09,
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close tangles, but it was eton rifles we were thinking ofno caravan for you, but you do get our lovely pen and chequebook cover,t hanks for playing
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I've had a lovely time thanks Quent.Can I just say a quick hello to all the girls at the factory?
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