meant to be at a wedding.
it's miles away. am thinking of sacking it off to hit the gym instead.

getting the fuck out of london tomorrow, too many fucktards bimbling around. GO HOME AND WATCH IT ON TV YOU USELESS RETARDS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:59, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

HOME AND WATCH I EAM GB
ON TV YOU USELESS RETARDS
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:02, Reply)

i'm going on monday
i will shout this then.

your strikethrough, not my original rant.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)

You can't sack off a wedding the niht before
bad swipe
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)

it's tonight
i would be sacking it off tonight
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Friday night wedding? odd

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:08, Reply)

It's a nice day for a

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:09, Reply)

friday wedding
my invite was evening only
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:13, Reply)

still there is a place reserved for you, so you should go
where is it?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:14, Reply)

No one cares if evening guests don't turn up
All the daytime people are already drunk and usually the evening food caters for about 3/4 of the expected number of guests and there is still always loads left over.

/used to work in a hotel in a former life.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:17, Reply)

All our food went.
I didn't even get any of the cheese I paid for. And I only had one bit of cake.

And I spilt red wine on my wife's dress. Though that was really her fault for knocking my hand.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)

But would you have cared if swipe didn't turn up to your evening do?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:21, Reply)

I would have been distraught.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:26, Reply)